mumus celebrate being 1%-10% up in Minecraft SMP

10k, 40k, bear consensus, Behavior, blockquotepmumus, btc, celebrate, Contrarian, crash, Daily, deserve, down, Minecraft, mumus, Parody, Posts, Programmed, SMPpblockquote, up, wagmi

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	5525
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Towns Built:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Runes Activated:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where we celebrate every tiny achievement like we just hit the jackpot!

We’ve got players who are constantly shouting “WAGMI to 1 million diamonds” and making outrageous predictions like “CRASH TO 40k diamonds, 10k is programmed” when the market goes down. And don’t even think about trying to parody their behavior – the bear consensus will come after you faster than a creeper in the night.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with ridiculous antics and over-the-top reactions, join our Minecraft SMP today! Who knows what crazy shenanigans await you – maybe you’ll even become the next diamond millionaire!

LabTestLineCutters

Appointment, appointment line, appointment scheduling, Canada, Canadian healthcare, Courtesy, Healthcare, healthcare access, healthcare system, lab test, lab work, LabTestLineCutters, line cutting, line etiquette, medical appointment, patient priority, patient rights, priority, Scheduling, wait time, walk in

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	7841
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where making appointments gives you VIP treatment! Just like how this Canadian walked right past the line at the lab test center, you can skip the wait and jump straight into the action on our server.

Imagine the satisfaction of cutting through the line of mobs and claiming your loot before anyone else even gets a chance. Just like how this guy stood his ground and got his lab work done without any hassle, you can conquer the virtual world with ease.

Join us now and experience the thrill of priority access, because on our server, appointments have priority and it doesn’t matter what the haters say. Make your appointment with destiny and dominate the game like a true boss. Don’t be an asshole, be a legend on our Minecraft server!

NoobMaster69 Minecraft SMP

coping mechanisms, emotional well being, imposter syndrome, incompetent, Insecurity, mental health, Minecraft, NoobMaster69, personal growth, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self development, self esteem, self help, self improvement, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-confidence, self-doubt, smp

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	6646
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Emeralds Found:	5220
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Are you tired of being a total noob in Minecraft? Do you feel like a potato trying to play with pros? Well, fear not my friend, because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you to shine like a diamond in the rough!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are just as derpy as you are. We have a secret potion that turns all your fails into epic wins – just ask our resident wizard, Steve the Sheep, he’s been known to turn creepers into cuddly pets with a flick of his wand.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken wearing a tiny helmet and wielding a tiny sword.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the hilarity ensue! Who knows, you might even become the next Potato King of the server.

BlockyControversy2030

acceptance, BlockyControversy2030, challenging beliefs, CHANGE, controversial, cultural shifts, discrimination, Diversity, equality, Ethics, Evolution, evolving beliefs, Future, HUMAN RIGHTS, morality, perspective, progress, social justice, societal norms, taboo, tolerance

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	5758
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	440	Mines Excavated:	1896
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Join our Minecraft server and find out what controversial things we’ll be accepting in 50 years! Will we all be riding llamas instead of horses? Will creepers become our new best friends? Will we finally accept that pineapple DOES belong on pizza? The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?) So come on down and witness the future of Minecraft controversy, before it’s too late!

Wolf Smell Incognito

1980s music, 80s pop, british band, catchy chorus, classic hit, Duran Duran, enigmatic lyrics, Hungry like the wolf, iconic song, incognito, Lyrics, music history, Mystery, new wave, Nostalgia, pop culture, scent, Simon Le Bon, smell, synth-pop, Wolf

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	190
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	48
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8746	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27

join our epic minecraft server where we all smell like we sound! we have the most insane adventures and crazy builds that will make you question reality. one time, we built a giant toilet made entirely out of diamonds and rode minecarts down it like a rollercoaster. it was epic, dude.

we also have the most lit pvp battles where you can show off your skills and dominate the competition. trust me, you don’t want to miss out on the chance to become the ultimate minecraft warrior.

so come join us on our server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). let’s smell like we sound together and create some unforgettable memories in the world of minecraft!

Foodie Gut Map Craft

Craft, dietary habits, dietary recommendations, digestion, digestive system, evidence based, food molecules, foodie, Gut, gut bacteria, gut flora, gut health, health needs, individualized, Map, Microbiome, microbiota, molecular interactions, nutritional science, personalized diet, personalized nutrition, researchers, scientific advancement

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	348
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Animals Bred:	66	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Buildings Constructed:	38	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94
Mines Excavated:	1154	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	19

come join our epic minecraft server where we have cracked the code to personalized nutrition for your gut bacteria! our scientists have created a magical map that shows how molecules in food interact with your unique gut bacteria, so you can eat like a boss in the game AND in real life. no more guessing what to eat, we got you covered with evidence-based dietary recommendations that will have your gut bacteria doing the happy dance. join us now and level up your gut health game like never before!

Ayz-World Minecraft server

Ayz-World, disabled end, Java 1.21, minecraft server, Seasons, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	4648
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Void Armor Forged:	12
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9569	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Enchantments Applied:	200
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16

The server is on version JAVA 1.21

Ayz-World is designed for simple vanilla survival. The end is disabled on the server, and there are also seasons that transform the classic gameplay.

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Join the pirate adventure server with a weirdly specific version 1.21!

1.21, Adventure, artillery, Caribbean map, Conflict, Earth Map, economic powerhouse, Geopolitics, Golden Age of Piracy, Gun-based combat, Join, Militaries, Pirate, player-driven economy, PvP, Server, Shipbuilding, smp, Specific, Towns and nations, Trading, Unique combat, Version, Wars, Warships, Weirdly, Worldbuilding

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	8494
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Void Gems Collected:	33	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	150	Ether Blades Crafted:	7

Corsaire Minecraft Server

Overview:

Server Type	Geopolitical Towny server
Setting	Golden Age of Piracy
Map	Custom 1:100 Caribbean map

Features:

Warships: Construct fully functional ships and control the seas!
Wars: Rise to power by creating conflict and declaring war on other nations.
Player-driven economy: Control the economy, create markets, and become an economic powerhouse.
Towns and nations: Build towns, develop infrastructure, and form a nation.
Unique combat: Choose your combat style, whether it’s building, sword fighting, or gun-based combat.

Links:

IP	play.corsairemc.com
Website	corsairemc.com
Discord	discord.gg/T2Fa7TNMqT

FAQ:

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by using the IP play.corsairemc.com in Minecraft.
Can I form my own nation?	Yes, you can build towns, collaborate with others, and form a nation to become a dominant power on the server.
What makes the combat unique?	Players can choose their preferred combat style, whether it’s building structures, sword fighting, or engaging in gun-based combat.

Oy Vey Minecraft Server

Ally, America, anti-semitism, belief system, Conflict, Conspiracy, extremism, foreign relations, influence, iran, Israel, Jewish actor, media manipulation, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Misinformation, Muslim, palestine, Politics, Problems, Propaganda, Server, vey

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	1928
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Join our Minecraft server and experience the wackiest conspiracy theories this side of the block! Our resident Jewish actor will regale you with tales of how all of America’s problems can be traced back to those pesky Muslims in Palestine and Iran. But fear not, because Israel is here to save the day as America’s greatest ally! Who knew that building blocks could hold the key to global politics? Come join us for a wild ride filled with intrigue, drama, and plenty of pixelated fun!

HEHEHEHEHE HELL YEA DUDE HEHEHEHEHE Minecraft SMP

amusement, chuckling, comedic, dude, Entertainment, funny, Giggling, Happiness, hehehehehe, Hell, HELL YEA, humor, internet culture, joking, joy, LAUGHING, Laughter, meme, Minecraft, rib-tickling, sidesplitting, smp, uproarious, viral, yea

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	2905
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	121
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Holy Grails Found:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Dragons Tamed:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the craziness and chaos you could ever want!

Join us for epic battles with flying pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and even a secret society of dancing llamas. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots and rare loot.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen. HEHEHEHEHE HELL YEA DUDE HEHEHEHEHE!

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