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Players: |
96/700 |
Votes: |
9419 |
Rating: |
4.9 / 5 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: |
6 |
Mythical Quests Completed: |
10 |
Soul Swords Wielded: |
2 |
Magic Wands Crafted: |
14 |
Royal Courts Attended: |
0 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: |
1 |
Emeralds Found: |
4811 |
Backwards Speech Heard: |
1 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: |
20 |
Royal Decrees Issued: |
0 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: |
1 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: |
2 |
Teleportation Mishaps: |
1 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: |
5 |

so, like, u know how u always wanted to join a
minecraft server that’s, like, totally wild and crazy? well, u gotta join this one, cuz it’s, like, the most insane server out there. we got pigs flying, creepers dancing, and villagers doing the cha-cha. it’s, like, a party 24/7 on this server.
and get this, we got, like, secret underground tunnels that lead to a treasure trove of diamonds and emeralds. u gotta be, like, super sneaky to find them, but it’s totally worth it. plus, we got, like, a roller coaster that takes u on a wild ride through the nether. it’s, like, so intense, u won’t know which way is up.
oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that u can ride into battle? yeah, that’s right. u can fly around on a freakin’ dragon and, like, breathe fire on all the other players. it’s, like, the coolest thing ever.
so, what are u waiting for? join our server now and experience the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, u won’t regret it. it’s gonna be, like, totally awesome, dude.