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Funk G Minecraft SMP Trash Thread

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	7533
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	40
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Ores Mined:	8661

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice or excitement? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for the big tittied mi/ss/ circle onee-sama edition, where the only rule is to have a good time and embrace your inner weeb!

Picture this: you log on to the server and are greeted by a giant statue of a waifu with massive tiddies. As you explore, you’ll stumble upon secret hot spring spas where you can relax and chat with your fellow players about the latest anime trends.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary diamond sword that is said to grant its wielder the power of unlimited gacha luck. Will you be the one to find it and become the ultimate weeb warrior?

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with your new waifu-loving friends?

KhameneiCraft: Emergency Meeting!

Conflict, crisis management., diplomatic efforts., emergency, Emergency Meeting, escalation, hezbollah, international relations, iran, Iran-Israel tensions, Khamenei, KhameneiCraft, leadership, Meeting, MIDDLE EAST, military response, Nasrallah, Politics, regional security, security threats, strategic planning, strike, Targeting

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	1067
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	39
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	405	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	113	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Buildings Constructed:	39

LOL join this epic minecraft server where we have more drama than Iran’s Khamenei! Our leader is always convening emergency meetings because someone keeps targeting our beloved player Nasrallah! Will you be the hero to save the day or the villain causing chaos? Join now for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that even Khamenei himself couldn’t predict!

Stairway to Minecraft Fun

accident prevention, construction, fall prevention, Fun, handrail, home improvement, household safety, Minecraft, railing, Safety, stair construction, stair design, stair installation, stair maintenance, stair railing, stair renovation, stair repair, stair safety, stair safety tips, staircase, staircase railing, Stairs, STAIRWAY

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	682
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	6

LOL JOIN THIS SERVER IF YOU WANNA EXPERIENCE THE MOST EPIC MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! WE HAVE RAILINGS THAT WILL MAKE YOU QUESTION YOUR VERY EXISTENCE! ONE TIME, A PLAYER FELL OFF A RAILING AND LANDED IN A FIELD OF RAINBOW LLAMAS! TRUE STORY, BRO.

ALSO, OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET UNDERGROUND CAVE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS, GOLD, AND CHEESE (YEAH, CHEESE)! IF YOU CAN FIND IT, YOU’LL BE RICH BEYOND YOUR WILDEST DREAMS!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE HAVE A GIANT CHICKEN THAT ROAMS THE LAND, LAYING GOLDEN EGGS THAT YOU CAN USE TO BUY EPIC WEAPONS AND ARMOR! WHO NEEDS DIAMONDS WHEN YOU HAVE GOLDEN CHICKEN EGGS, RIGHT?

SO COME JOIN US ON THIS WACKY, WILD, AND TOTALLY UNPREDICTABLE SERVER! YOU’LL LAUGH, YOU’LL CRY, AND YOU’LL PROBABLY FALL OFF A RAILING AT LEAST ONCE. BUT HEY, THAT’S PART OF THE FUN, AMIRITE?

= HoneyCraft = l 1.20.4 Vanilla Server Minecraft server

Active, Community, Development, Enhancements, Environment, Experience, EXPERIMENTAL, Features, Friendly, functions, Gaming, Honey Craft, Minecraft, new, Players, Plugins, Server, Unique, Vanilla

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	1938
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Mines Excavated:	1834
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Crops Grown:	8170

We kindly invite you to Honey Craft – a new vanilla Minecraft server that will combine the classic gaming experience with sizzling plugins! We are just starting our path, and you yourself can help us formulate a unique gaming experience and contribute to the development of the server. What’s in store for you at Honey Craft? Vanilla proof with plugins – Enjoy classic Minecraft with additional features such as plugins to improve the gaming process without destroying its foundation. Unique ability to flow – We are just starting, and your thought is important! Contribute your opinions to plugins, functions and enhancements, and help create the ideal server. Friendly and active community – Join us at an early stage and become part of our friendly team as we develop and improve the server. Experimental plugins – Our plugins are constantly being updated and improved, so you can enjoy new functions and gaming features in the future. Join Honey Craft today and help us make this server unique! Your input and ideas can be a part of our success and create the best gaming environment for all players.

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Pixel Palace Minecraft Server

14 year old, 1991), abuse of power, bragged, controversy, Disturbing, Exploitation, exploitation of minors, Girls, Inappropriate Behavior, inappropriate conduct, Locker Room, Minecraft, misconduct, naked, Palace, PIXEL, scandal, Server, sexual misconduct, teen sex pageant, trump, underage, Unethical

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	9658
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	446	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Trump at a teen sex pageant in 1991? Look no further! Our server is so lit, even Trump would want to join (but sorry, no locker room access here)! We’ve got 14-year-old players building epic creations and having a blast – no creepy locker room shenanigans allowed! Join us for a crazy good time and leave the inappropriate behavior at the door. Let’s build, mine, and craft our way to victory – the only thing Trump-like about this server is our epic builds!

The Heel Minecraft SMP Show

audience reaction, cheap heat, controversial tactics, crowd cheers, heel, indy house show, Minecraft, Playing the heel, say the N word, Show, smp, wrestling, wrestling audience, wrestling character, wrestling controversy, wrestling crowd, wrestling entertainment, wrestling heat, wrestling heel, wrestling indy show, wrestling performance, wrestling storyline, wrestling tactics

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	2451
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runes Activated:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Alien Abductions:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Are you tired of playing the hero on other Minecraft servers? Come join our SMP where you can be the ultimate heel! Want to get cheap heat and have the crowd cheering for you? Just drop the N word in chat and watch the chaos unfold! Join us for insane storylines and outrageous antics – you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else!

AutisticSisMCServer

autistic sister, AutisticSisMCServer, Boundaries, Communication, custody, difficult decision, Emotional support, family tragedy, freedom, Guilt, love, love for sister, parenting, personal time, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, sacrifice, social life, Space, Stability, uncle

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	2668
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Astral Projections Made:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro! Need a break from family responsibilities? Join us and build your own virtual family that won’t ask for bedtime stories or snacks every five minutes.

Imagine a world where you can go on dates without worrying about rushing back home to take care of your little sister. Our server offers the ultimate freedom to live your best virtual life without any guilt trips or tears.

Uncle Cory might be cool in real life, but on our server, you can leave all family obligations behind and focus on building epic structures and exploring new realms. Say goodbye to babysitting duties and hello to endless adventures with fellow gamers who understand the struggle of balancing real life with virtual fun.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to being the reluctant guardian of a little sister who just won’t let you live your best life. It’s time to prioritize your own happiness and let the pixels do the parenting for a change.

BlockPartyFamVacay

Adventure, blended family, BlockPartyFamVacay, Boundaries, children, Communication, compromise, Decision making, family, getaway, Guilt, Memories, Motherhood, parenting, quality time, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, self-care, stepchildren, travel, vacation

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	2231
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Animals Bred:	66
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Are you tired of your boyfriend being a party pooper when it comes to vacations? Do you want to have some fun adventures with your kids without feeling guilty? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape to a virtual world where you can go on epic quests and build amazing creations with your children!

Imagine taking your kids on a vacation to a magical land where you can explore ancient ruins, battle fierce monsters, and build towering castles together. Leave your boyfriend behind in the real world while you embark on thrilling adventures with your little ones. Who needs a reluctant partner when you have a whole virtual world to explore?

Don’t be the only one missing out on all the fun memories – join our Minecraft server today and create unforgettable experiences with your kids. Leave the real world drama behind and dive into a world of endless possibilities. Who needs a vacation when you have a Minecraft server waiting for you?

FoodComboDisaster – Minecraft SMP

abhorrent food combinations, atrocious food combinations, awful food pairings, bizarre food pairings, detestable food combinations, disgusting food mixes, FoodComboDisaster, gross food combinations, Minecraft, nauseating food pairings, odd food combinations, off-putting food combinations, repulsive food pairings, revolting food combinations, shocking food pairings, smp, strange food combos, terrible food combinations, unappetizing food pairings, unpleasant food pairings, unusual food combinations, weird food pairings, worst food combinations

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	2110
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	16

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment! Join us if you want to witness the most outrageous food combinations ever seen in the game. Picture this: a player trying to survive on a diet of raw fish and rotten flesh because they believe it gives them superpowers. Or how about a player who exclusively eats spider eyes and mushroom stew because they think it will turn them into a Minecraft superhero? Trust us, you won’t find this level of culinary chaos anywhere else. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

BlockyNostalgia

2000s music, 2000s trends, 90s fashion, 90s trends, BlockyNostalgia, COMEBACK, cultural resurgence, fashion, fashion comeback, iconic, Music, music comeback, Nostalgia, pop culture, Popular, Retro, Revival, Style, Throwback, trends, vintage

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	8322
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	80
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Enchantments Applied:	251	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience the ultimate throwback to the 90s and 2000s with pixelated graphics, retro music, and funky skins that will have you feeling like you’re living in a time warp. But that’s not all – we’ve got mini-games inspired by your favorite childhood TV shows and movies, like a SpongeBob SquarePants themed parkour challenge and a Harry Potter themed potion brewing contest.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco club hidden somewhere in the server where players can dance the night away to classic hits from the Spice Girls and Backstreet Boys. Plus, every full moon, a magical unicorn spawns in the server and grants wishes to lucky players who find it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and relive the glory days of the 90s and 2000s in the most outrageous and hilarious way possible!

BirdFluCrew

bird flu, bird flu symptoms, BirdFluCrew, Contagious disease, exposure, flu outbreak, flu prevention, healthcare industry, healthcare providers, healthcare system, healthcare workers, healthcare workers health, healthcare workers safety, Illness, infection, Infectious Disease, medical professionals, medical staff, outbreak, respiratory illness, Symptoms

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	295
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Love Letters Sent:	11
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	82	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10

so, like, this server is so lit, it’s like a party in your computer, but with blocks and stuff. like, you can build a castle and then blow it up with TNT, because why not? and there’s this one time, this player found a secret dungeon with a talking pig that gave out diamonds like candy. it was wild, man.

but the real reason you gotta join this server is because we have the best parties. like, every Friday night, we have a massive pixel art contest where the winner gets a real life unicorn. no joke. and if you’re lucky, you might even run into Herobrine himself and have a dance off. it’s epic, bro.

so, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy as a llama on roller skates, then you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it. plus, who knows, maybe you’ll be the next player to discover a secret dungeon with a talking pig.