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Funk G Minecraft SMP Trash Thread

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	2574
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Dimension Hops:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	10
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
New Chunks Explored:	41049	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice or excitement? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for the big tittied mi/ss/ circle onee-sama edition, where the only rule is to have a good time and embrace your inner weeb!

Picture this: you log on to the server and are greeted by a giant statue of a waifu with massive tiddies. As you explore, you’ll stumble upon secret hot spring spas where you can relax and chat with your fellow players about the latest anime trends.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary diamond sword that is said to grant its wielder the power of unlimited gacha luck. Will you be the one to find it and become the ultimate weeb warrior?

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with your new waifu-loving friends?

TipTasticCraft

cashless transactions, compensation, customer service, debit machines, employees, fair treatment, fast food, financial transparency, gratuity, income, labor rights, minimum wage, payment methods, Restaurant (Industry), service industry, tip pooling., tipping policy, Tips, TipTasticCraft, Wage, worker compensation

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	6094
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Love Letters Sent:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

Ever wondered what happens to those tips you leave on the debit machines at fast food joints? Well, on our Minecraft server, we can assure you that all those tips go straight to our virtual employees who work tirelessly to serve you the best pixelated burgers and fries in the blocky world. Join us and witness the epic battles between the burger-flipping zombies and the french fry-loving skeletons as they fight for your tips! And who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon the legendary secret sauce recipe that will make your Minecraft character the envy of all the other players. So come on down to our server and let’s tip our virtual hats to the unsung heroes of the fast food industry!

BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

BlockyBanter, cease-fire agreement, ceasefire talks, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., gaza, Hamas, international relations, Israeli attacks, Middle East conflict, military conflict, military escalation, Minecraft, negotiation process, ongoing discussions, Palestinian territories, peace negotiations, peace talks, political tensions, regional stability, Server, violence

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	2127
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Alien Abductions:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Yo, u gotta join dis crazy Minecraft server, cuz like, we got pigs that can fly and cows that shoot lasers out their eyes. It’s like a freakin’ zoo up in here, but with blocky animals. Plus, we got a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. And don’t even get me started on the treasure hunts we do every Saturday night – last time, someone found a diamond the size of a freakin’ house! So come on, join us and let’s get weird together in this wacky Minecraft world!

NairobiDumpDiggers

body parts, Crime Scene, crime scene investigation, criminal activity, criminal investigation, disposal, female, forensic evidence, garbage dump, gruesome discovery, Homicide, human remains, investigation, Kenyan, law enforcement, murder, Nairobi, NairobiDumpDiggers, Police, shocking find, violent crime

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	4308
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	5513
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	1

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND YOU WON’T FIND ANY FEMALE BODY PARTS IN THE GARBAGE DUMP, ONLY DIAMONDS AND GOLD! OUR SERVER IS SO LIT THAT EVEN THE KENYAN POLICE WOULD RATHER PLAY HERE THAN INVESTIGATE CRIMES.

WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH RARE LOOT AND A GIANT MINECRAFT MONSTER THAT DROPS ENCHANTED ITEMS WHEN YOU DEFEAT IT.

ALSO, OUR SERVER HAS A PORTAL THAT TAKES YOU TO A DIMENSION WHERE EVERYTHING IS MADE OF CANDY. YOU CAN BUILD A HOUSE OUT OF LOLLIPOPS AND FIGHT OFF ZOMBIE GUMMY BEARS.

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST MINECRAFT SERVER EVER CREATED!

EternalCraft: Born to Mine, Built to Last

Being, Born, built, Consciousness, continuity, Essence, ETERNAL, EternalCraft, Existence, Identity, Individuality, introspection, Legacy, Life, Metaphysical, mortality, permanence, postexistence, preexistence, Self, SELF AWARENESS, Soul, Transcendence

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	8115
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Potions Brewed:	86
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Enchantments Applied:	189	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

YO YO YO, LISTEN UP Y’ALL! THIS SERVER BE SO LIT, EVEN THE CREEPERS BE DROPPIN’ IT LIKE IT’S HOT!

WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY, SHEEP THAT CAN RAP, AND CHICKENS THAT LAY GOLDEN EGGS!

JOIN US IF YOU WANNA RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE, MINE DIAMONDS WITH A SPOON, AND FIGHT OFF ZOMBIES WITH A CARROT!

OUR MODS ARE SO CRAZY, THEY TURNED THE OCEAN INTO LAVA AND MADE THE MOON OUT OF CHEESE!

COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US, BECAUSE ON THIS SERVER, EVEN THE ENDER DRAGON IS AFRAID OF US! YEEHAW! 🤠🔥🐲🧀

An Apple a Day Keeps the Creeper Away – Semi-Hardcore Server 1.20.4

1.20.4, Apocalypse, Apple, Competition, creeper, Datapack, Day, Discord, Enhancements, FAIRPLAY, Friendly, Gapple, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, OneLife, Prizes, PvE, Revive, rules, Semi Vanilla, Semihardcore, Server, TopPlayers, ultra hardcore

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	169
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Enchantments Applied:	160
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	One Life – Don’t Die UHC
Server IP	gapple.mchost.pro / 108.181.149.16:26998
Duration	258 weeks
Special Events
Goal	Stay alive and earn points

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What happens if I die on the server?	You can earn a revive back to the Overworld by beating the weekly Sunday competition.
What are the server rules?	Play fair and friendly, no unfair advantages with client-side mods or hacking/xray.
What is the Apocalypse DataPack?	It adds special enhancements to certain mobs and introduces new challenges in the game.
How to view top scoring players?	Hold a bone block in your hand to see the current top scoring players on the server.
Is PvP enabled?	Yes, PvP is enabled on this server for a Free-For-All gameplay experience.

Minecraft server: “PhaseCraft – The Ultimate Connection”

Amanogawa Shiina 天ノ川しいな, Ayase Yuu 絢世ユウ, Chisaka Airi 千坂アイリ, Connection, Dizzy Dokuro 髑髏ディズィー, Eimi Isami 勇エイミ, Ember Amane 天音エンバー, Erina Makina エリナ・マキナ, Fujikura Uruka 藤倉ウルカ, Fuura Yuri ふうら百合, Gram Pico 倉夢ぴこ, Hakushika Iori 白鹿いおり, Hikanari Hina 光鳴ひな, Himemiya Rie 姫宮りえ, Jelly Hoshiumi 星海ジェリー, Kaminari Clara 歌美鳴クララ., Kaneko Lumi 金子瑠美, Kannagi Loki 巫ロキ, Kokoromo Memory 恋衣めもり, Komachi Panko 小町ぱんこ, Lia 鈴香アシェリア, Minecraft, Muu Muyu むうむゆ, Official Character References, Official Schedule, Official Twitch Archive Channels, Official twitter, Official Website, PCG, phase connect, Phase Connect General, Phase Connect Links, PhaseCraft, Pipkin Pippa ピップキン・ピッパ, Remilia Nephys レミリア・ネフィス, Runie Ruse ルニ・ルーズ, Saya Sairroxs サヤ・サイロクサス, Server, Shisui Michiru 紫翠みちる, Tenma Maemi 天満マエミ, Ultimate, Unofficial Phase Connect Archives., Utatane Nasa 転寝ナサ

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	7322
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Magic Items Found:	6580
Endless Night Skies:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Dragons Tamed:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further, because our server is filled with a cast of characters straight out of a crazy anime! From Lia the magical unicorn to Dizzy the dancing skeleton, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

Join us on this wild adventure where you can build, mine, and explore alongside characters like Kaneko Lumi, who can summon rainbows with a flick of her wand, or Kokoromo Memory, who can turn your blocks into fluffy clouds.

But beware, because lurking in the shadows is the mischievous Kannagi Loki, who loves to play pranks on unsuspecting players. And don’t forget about Ayase Yuu, who can turn your Minecraft world upside down with her reality-bending powers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for the explosive surprises that await you around every corner. It’s a rollercoaster ride you won’t want to miss!

KinoCraft: The Return of the Lads – Best Minecraft Server

2016 elections, APPEAL, big screen, blockbuster, box office hit, Cinema, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, film, Kino, KinoCraft, Lads, menu, Minecraft, movie lovers, movie magic, movie night, must watch, Nostalgia, Popcorn, RETURN, Server, silver screen, Theater

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	4678
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Villages Defended:	20
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	4

Get ready to dive into a Minecraft server so lit, it’ll make you question reality. Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of creepers decided to throw a rave in the Nether. The music was bumping, the lava was flowing, and everyone was having a blast. But then, out of nowhere, a team of brave players swooped in on flying pigs and crashed the party. It was chaos, it was mayhem, it was EPIC. And that, my friends, is just a taste of the wild adventures waiting for you on this server. So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

TripDontMatter Minecraft Server

accident, Boyfriend, Communication, Conflict, cousin, ENTITLEMENT, family, Funeral, Gratitude, Grief, insensitive, Minecraft, MONEY, perspective, Priorities, reschedule, Selfishness, Server, sister, Support, trip, TripDontMatter, Understanding

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	320
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Runes Activated:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of your virtual adventures? Look no further than our server, where we prioritize your in-game trips over everything else!

Join us and experience the thrill of planning a weeklong expedition to the farthest corners of the virtual world, without any unexpected deaths getting in your way. Need to know the exact date of a virtual funeral before you can commit to the trip? We got you covered!

And don’t worry about canceling your trip last minute, because we understand that sometimes life happens – even in the Minecraft universe. Plus, we’ll even demand that our admins pay for a virtual hotel if you need to reschedule. Because on our server, your trip is the most important thing in the world – literally.

So come join us and let’s embark on an epic journey together, where the only thing that matters is your next adventure. Virtual funeral dates can wait – there are creepers to defeat and diamonds to mine!

PixelPolyamoryCraft

aita, artistic expression, communication problem, Conflict Resolution, emotional reaction, Girlfriend, google meet, hurt feelings, long-distance relationship, Miscommunication., Painting, painting activity, painting basics, painting boundaries, painting rules, PixelPolyamoryCraft, Portrait, relationship boundaries, relationship communication, relationship issue

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	442
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Alien Abductions:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Star Shards Collected:	278

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures! Need a break from your long distance relationship woes? Join us and build your own virtual world where you can paint portraits of each other without any rules or restrictions!

On our server, you can let your creativity run wild and paint your girlfriend however you want – whether it’s just her face or her whole body with a monument in the background! Who needs rules when you have the freedom to express yourself in any way you choose?

Join us for a fun and lighthearted experience where you can leave all the relationship drama behind and focus on building, exploring, and having a good time with fellow players. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new painting buddy who appreciates your artistic vision without any judgment! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the painting adventures begin!

RooftopGunShowdown

crime, emergency, gun, Gunman, Incident, investigation, law enforcement, Protection, Protocol, quick action, response time, Rooftop, RooftopGunShowdown, s&s, Safety Measures, SECURITY, security breach, Shooting, Surveillance, Tragedy, tragic

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	2276
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Runes Activated:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Crops Grown:	9454
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even gunmen on rooftops don’t stand a chance against our elite SS guards! Join us for the most thrilling and action-packed gameplay you’ve ever experienced.

Our server is so secure that even if a gunman somehow manages to sneak in, our SS guards will take them out faster than you can say “blocky bullets”. It’s like a real-life action movie, but with pixelated graphics and creepers instead of bad guys.

So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy storylines, and maybe even a few explosions (we can’t promise anything, but you never know what might happen in the world of Minecraft). See you in the game, adventurer!