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Sugarcube Slimmers – Dapa & Diet

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	5147
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Animals Bred:	148	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, WHERE WE GIVE YOU MAGIC POTION CALLED DAPAGLIFLOZIN TO HELP YOU LOSE WEIGHT AND BEAT DIABETES IN THE GAME! WITH JUST A LITTLE CALORIE RESTRICTION, YOU CAN ACHIEVE REMISSION AND BECOME A MINECRAFT SUPERHERO! NO MORE DIABETES, JUST BLOCK-BUILDING FUN! JOIN NOW FOR A CRAZY ADVENTURE LIKE NO OTHER!

Lost Wasteland Minecraft server

1.10, 1.11, 1.12, 1.13, 1.14, 1.15, 1.16, 1.17, 1.18, 1.19, 1.20, 1.8, 1.9, Anarchy, Antispam, Auto-mine, Cases, donation, Lost Wasteland, Magic, minecraft server, PvP, Shop, Starter Kit, Survival, wipe, Zero Wipe

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	987
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Falling into the Void:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	New Chunks Explored:	898117
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Lost Wasteland – We push the boundaries

We just opened and are giving out donations to everyone. There is currently zero wipe on the Anarchy server. Get in while you can!

Versions: 1.8-1.20.4

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Whispering Melody 1.21.4

1.21.4, baka, calls you baka, Girls Band Cry, Melody, not like I want your heart, refuses to give it back, steals your heart, whispering, you weren’t using it anyways

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	4265
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Mines Excavated:	2138	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Towns Built:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	47	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9

Join our Minecraft server because we will steal your heart and never give it back! And we’ll call you a baka for even asking for it back. It’s not like you were using it anyways, right? So come join us and experience the madness and chaos of our server! Don’t be a baka, join now!

GF’s Friends GTFO Minecraft Server

AITAH, Angry, apartment, Apologize.., BETRAYAL, DATING, Friends, gfs, girlfriend’s friends, gtfo, hurt, Insecurities, intoxicated, kicking out, Minecraft, overreacting, Server, small dick, throwaway account, Trust, wine nights

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	9300
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Towns Built:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Emeralds Found:	9964	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	9752
Chimeras Created:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is brewing hotter than a bottle of wine on a wine night! Join us for a wild ride filled with backstabbing, betrayal, and insecurities about size (not just block size, if you catch our drift).

Imagine a world where your girlfriend and her intoxicated friends gossip about your block size behind your back. Will you kick them out of your virtual apartment in a fit of rage? Will you demand an apology for the ultimate betrayal of trust? Or will you just build a giant statue of yourself to assert dominance?

Don’t worry, we won’t judge you for your block size here. In fact, we embrace all shapes and sizes (even if you’re only 3 inches hard). So come join us on this crazy server where the drama never ends and the blocks are always stacked against you (literally). Just be prepared for some unexpected twists and turns along the way – after all, this is Minecraft, where anything can happen!

WeddingCraft: NoVenueNoPlan

Budget, Communication, compromise, cost, decision, disagreement, equal payment, ex, Expenses, family, Fiance, Financial, hero complex, Marriage, MONEY, NoVenueNoPlan, OFFENDED, relationship, Upset, Venue, wedding planning, WeddingCraft

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	508
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	196	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	9418	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life weddings? Look no further than our server, where you can build your dream wedding venue without breaking the bank!

Join us and build the wedding venue of your dreams, without worrying about the cost. Our server is filled with blocks of love and happiness, where you can say “I do” without the financial stress.

Plus, you won’t have to deal with any hero complexes or family drama here! Just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun.

So come on over and join us for a wedding experience like no other. Who needs a real wedding when you can have a virtual one on our server? Let’s get crafting!

SelfishSMPSuccess

ADVANTAGE, benefit, Calculated, egoism, Favor, Manipulation, Opportunistic, personal gain, self-absorbed, self-advancement, self-centered, self-indulgent, self-interest, self-preservation, self-seeking, self-serving, self-serving behavior, Selfishness, SelfishSMPSuccess, Strategic, success

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	3772
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Emeralds Found:	1366	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	66	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	27
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4

OMG you guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit! So, like, one time I was mining for diamonds and I accidentally stole someone’s chest full of goodies but, like, it totally worked out in my favor because I got, like, a million diamonds and stuff. It was, like, the best day ever!

And, like, the community on this server is so crazy, there’s this one guy who built a giant statue of a chicken that shoots fireballs out of its butt, I mean, how epic is that? Plus, there’s this secret underground base where we have dance parties every night and, like, the mods are all unicorns who grant wishes or something, I dunno, it’s wild.

So, yeah, if you wanna have a totally rad time and, like, make some questionable decisions that end up working out in your favor, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s, like, the best decision you’ll ever make, trust me bro.

CraftyNonsense

common, CraftyNonsense, everyday, Excessive, extraneous, frivolous, gratuitous, Pointless, redundant, superfluous, trivial, ubiquitous, unessential, Unnecessary, unnecessary clutter, unnecessary expenses, unnecessary habits, unnecessary items, unneeded, widespread

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	1520
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	36	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Rune Stones Activated:	11	New Chunks Explored:	916534
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of mining for diamonds with a pickaxe made of unicorn horns! Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. Plus, we have a secret hidden portal that leads to a land made entirely of chocolate blocks. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve battled a horde of zombie pigmen while riding a giant flying pig. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin!

NukeSurf vs SpyShip – Battle Royale!

battle, clear message, Defense, Geopolitics, global politics, international relations, Maritime Domain, Military, naval operations, naval power, naval presence, naval strategy, naval technology, nuclear submarine, NukeSurf, royal navy, Royale.., Russian spy ship, SECURITY, SpyShip, strategic communication, submarine fleet, submarine warfare, Surveillance

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	6549
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Divine Spears Created:	22	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Dragon Eggs Found:	899
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Epic Quests Completed:	26

Yo, imagine this: our Minecraft server is so lit that even the Royal Navy wants to join in on the fun! We got nuclear submarines surfing next to Russian spy ships just to send a clear message: JOIN OUR SERVER OR MISS OUT ON ALL THE CRAZINESS!

We got dolphins riding on creepers, villagers doing the cha-cha slide, and Ender Dragons doing backflips. Plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn your dirt house into a palace with just a flick of his wand (or maybe it’s just a stick, who knows).

So if you want to be part of the most epic Minecraft server in the universe, come join us! Just watch out for those sneaky Russian spy ships trying to steal our diamonds – they ain’t getting past our nuclear submarines, that’s for sure!

TurbulenceCraft: GPU Weather Forecasting

Accuracy, acoustic turbulence, Acoustic waves, Astrophysics, computational science, data analysis, forecasting, GPU, Graphics cards, high performance computing, innovation, models, parallel computing, PC, researchers, scientific advancement, scientific research, simulation, Technology, turbulence theory, TurbulenceCraft, Universe, weather, weather forecasting

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	3287
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	71	Buildings Constructed:	8
New Chunks Explored:	471677	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Dragons Tamed:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14

yo, dis server be like a whole new universe, man. we got researchers using fancy schmancy parallel computing on graphics cards to make some crazy acoustic turbulence happen. like, you can literally feel the weather in minecraft, it’s so accurate.

and get this, we even got turbulence theory being applied in fields like astrophysics. yeah, you heard me right. you can study acoustic waves in the universe while building your own little blocky world. it’s like science class, but way more fun.

so come join us on this mind-blowing server and experience the power of acoustic turbulence in minecraft. who knew science could be this lit?

Ethereal VTube Haven 1.21.3

1.21.3, deep reflections, deep thoughts, digital entertainment, digital wisdom, Ethereal, Haven, impactful messages, insightful content, meaningful insights, online persona, online presence, philosophical musings, Profound, profound revelations, thought-provoking content, virtual experiences, virtual insights, virtual reality, virtual youtuber, vtube, vtubing, wisdom, wise teachings

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	5562
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Magic Items Found:	3659	Buildings Constructed:	27
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

Yo, bros and broettes, do I have a server for you that will blow your mind into another dimension! Imagine this: a Minecraft server where you can experience the most profound VTubing wisdom while building epic structures and battling mobs like a boss.

Join us if you want to level up your gaming skills while listening to the most enlightened VTubers dropping knowledge bombs left and right.

Don’t miss out on the chance to have your mind expanded while crafting and mining like a true pro. Trust me, once you join this server, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the ultimate Minecraft VTubing adventure!