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Blocky Boners – Minecraft Masturbation Madness

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	7126
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Animals Bred:	137	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Potions Brewed:	45	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t just mine for diamonds, we mine for pleasure! Join our Fapping Together Thread where you can post lewds and talk about fappin’ and schlickin’ with your fellow players.

In our Fitness edition, you can work on your in-game muscles while also flexing your… other muscles. Previous players have reported increased stamina and hand-eye coordination from participating in our fapping challenges.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to join our server and experience the ultimate release of stress and tension while building your dream world. Who needs diamonds when you have a good ol’ fap session to look forward to? Join us now and let the fapping begin!

DragonDinerMinecraftSMP

Bitch, Blessing, death, destiny, Dragon.., DragonDinerMinecraftSMP, Drama, eaten, Enjoy, Epic, FANTASY, fate, GOD, Mythical, Prophecy, Revenge, Show, Supernatural, Vengeance, Watching, Wrath

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	3161
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	31	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	161
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Emeralds Found:	713	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only thing more unpredictable than the mobs is the drama between players! Join us for a chance to witness epic battles, hilarious pranks, and maybe even a dragon devouring someone (fingers crossed)!

Our server is filled with crazy characters and outrageous storylines that will keep you on the edge of your block. From secret alliances to unexpected betrayals, you never know what will happen next in this chaotic world.

So why should you join? Well, where else can you find a server where the admins are actually dragons in disguise? That’s right, our mods are fire-breathing beasts who love to shake things up and keep everyone on their toes.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about the legendary treasure hidden deep within our world. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will gain unimaginable power and riches beyond their wildest dreams. But be warned, the path to the treasure is filled with deadly traps and cunning puzzles that will test even the bravest of players.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in the craziest Minecraft SMP around. Just remember, anything can happen in this world, so be prepared for the unexpected!

CraftyHenPartyMadness

CraftyHenPartyMadness, Friendship struggles, Hen party, long distance communication, long distance friendship, long distance relationships, long-distance MOH, long-distance support, long-distance wedding, long-distance wedding party, maid of honour, Maid of Honour duties, MOH, wedding conflicts, wedding expectations, wedding expenses, wedding party drama, wedding planning, wedding planning challenges, wedding stress

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	778
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	32	Holy Grails Found:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Runes Activated:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Are you tired of boring weddings with no drama? Do you want to experience the ultimate Maid of Honour adventure? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wedding like no other, where the Maid of Honour must battle through long-distance friendships, last-minute hen party planning, and passive-aggressive comments from the bride herself. Will you be able to handle the pressure and save the wedding from cancellation?

With outrageous demands and superficial requirements, this server will test your patience and creativity. Can you plan the perfect hen party with a minimum of 9 people and a 2-night hotel stay? Or will you face the wrath of a bridezilla like no other?

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the chaos and drama of being a Maid of Honour in our Minecraft server. Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the wedding madness!

HappyCraft SMP: Define & Achieve!

Achieve, achieve happiness, define, define happiness, emotional well being, gratitude practice, Happiness, happiness definition, happiness fulfillment, happiness goals, happiness habits, happiness journey, happiness journey steps, happiness mindset, happiness steps, happiness success, HappyCraft, Mental well-being, mindfulness, positive mindset, self love, self-care, smp, steps to happiness

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	7277
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Gods Slained:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Towns Built:	9
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only goal is to build and survive? Well, look no further because our SMP is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy challenges, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of chickens armed with swords and shields come charging at you. Or how about the time when a giant pink sheep invaded the server and started throwing parties for all the players? Anything can happen in our wacky world!

But it’s not all chaos and mayhem, we also have a strong sense of community and support each other in our quest for happiness. Whether it’s building a giant rollercoaster or hosting a fashion show for our pet pigs, we always find joy in the little things.

So if you’re ready to redefine happiness and embark on a journey like no other, join our Minecraft SMP today! Who knows, you might just discover a whole new level of fun and laughter that you never knew existed.

BlockyLoveMatch

BlockyLoveMatch, Commitment, Communication, compatibility, Connection, devotion, forever.., Happiness, lifelong love, long term, love, loyalty, Marriage, MARRIED, Partnership, relationships, soulmate, special bond, Spouse, true love, Trust

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	6418
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	14

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate matchmaker! We guarantee that you’ll find your soulmate while building your dream castle together. Who needs dating apps when you can find love in the pixelated world of Minecraft? Join now and say “I do” to your in-game spouse!

CraftyBanglaPMResigns

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	9852
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Endless Night Skies:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

LOLz come join dis Minecraft server cuz it’s so lit, even the Bangladesh prime minister had to resign cuz he couldn’t handle the epicness! Our server is so wild, it makes protests look like a tea party. Join now and be part of the chaos that made a whole prime minister say “peace out, I’m outta here!” Who knows what other crazy shenanigans will happen next?! Don’t miss out, join now and be part of the madness!

EckloniaCraft: Seaweed Savior

Antioxidant, antioxidants, brain health, brown algae, Ecklonia cava, EckloniaCraft, marine algae, Mice, MODEL, motor function, natural remedy, Neurodegeneration, neurodegenerative disease, neuroprotection, oral feeding, Parkinson’s Disease, Parkinson’s model, Protection, Restore, SAVIOR, Seaweed, study

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	2594
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Dragon Scales Harvested:	447
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14

come join our epic minecraft server where we have seaweed that can restore your motor function like some kind of magical potion! our brown algae seaweed is like a superhero for your brain, protecting it from all the bad stuff that makes you forget how to walk and stuff. we fed it to our minecraft mice and now they’re running around like crazy, building the most epic structures you’ve ever seen! who needs redstone when you’ve got seaweed antioxidants?! join us now and become a parkinson’s model mouse with superpowers!

Smelly SMP: Where personal hygiene is optional and resets are forbidden. Version 1.20.1, with Origins and no chat snitching!

1.20.1, Balanced, Bloodshed, borderlands, Chat, custom origins, discord invite, Forbidden, Griefing, hygiene, java, killing, Modded, No Chat Reports, No Resets, No Whitelist, Optional, Origins, origins mod, peace and love, Performance, Personal, planet minecraft, Resets, resource-rich, Safezone, Smelly, smp, snitching, stealing, STINKY, Unique, Version

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	2154
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8185	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	265	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

Stinky SMP Overview
Server Version	1.20.1 and updating
Features	Fair moderation, extreme longevity, inclusivity
Performance	Great performance with minimal lag
Safezone-Borderlands System	Mixture of peace and bloodshed in different areas
Origins Mod	Special mod with 61 custom origins

FAQ

1. How often does the server reset?

There have been no resets since May 2022, ensuring extreme longevity for players.

2. Is griefing and stealing allowed on the server?

In the Borderlands area, griefing, killing, and stealing are allowed, while the Safezone area near spawn disallows these actions without consent.

3. Can I suggest new custom origins for the Origins mod?

Players are welcome to suggest new custom origins, but they must be of high quality and balanced to be considered for inclusion in the mod.

4. What is the general playstyle on the server?

Players of all playstyles, including nomads, builders, PVPer, and traders, are welcome on the server, promoting inclusivity and diversity.

5. How can I join the server?

You can join the server by visiting the Planet Minecraft page or using the Discord invitation link provided above.

RL1 Boss Beater Minecraft Server

achievement, Analysis, Beater, Boss, boss fight, Challenging, comparison, completionist, critique, debate, Difficult, gameplay, Gaming, Improvement, malenia, Minecraft, Moveset, Opinions, Progression, RL1, Server, strategy, Victory, video games

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	2659
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the boss fights are so epic that even Malenia herself would be shaking in her pixelated boots! Picture this: you’ve conquered RL1 and mastered every move possible, but can you handle the ultimate challenge awaiting you on our server? Join us and prove that you have what it takes to defeat the most fearsome foes in all of Minecraft! Who needs Malenia when you have our insane boss battles waiting for you? So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime – if you dare!

Minecraft SMP: Mahoako Madness

#fangirling, Anime, Anime Community, character analysis, cute, fan theories, friendship, Gushing, Kawaii, Korisu, madness, magical girl genre, Magical Girls, Magical powers, magical wand, MahoAko, Manga, Minecraft, Obsession, smp, sparkles, teamwork, transformation sequences

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	6013
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Void Gems Collected:	26
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter – Korisu!

Join us if you want to witness pigs riding on creepers, chickens wearing diamond armor, and villagers breakdancing in the town square. Our server is like a circus on steroids, with players pulling pranks on each other left and right.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted golden apples and talking parrots who give out valuable loot. And if you manage to find it, you’ll be crowned the King or Queen of Korisu and have the power to banish anyone to the Nether realm for eternity.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join Korisu and embrace the madness! Just be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt and question why you ever thought playing on a normal Minecraft server was a good idea.

VomCraft LOLZ

accident, Apology, dry heaving, EMBARRASSMENT, endorphin rush, gagging, Girlfriend, grossed out, headache, Laughter, lolz, misunderstanding, neck popping, popping sounds, reaction, Tension, tension release, throwing up, Unintentional, VomCraft

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	5848
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Zombie Dances:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us for the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft world.

Need a break from the usual block-building and mining? Come join us and witness epic moments like the time a player’s neck popped so loud it made another player throw up! It was like a scene straight out of an action movie, but with a twist of comedy.

Our server is full of unexpected surprises and crazy stories that will keep you entertained for hours on end. So why wait? Join now and be a part of the most wacky and wild Minecraft community out there! Trust us, you won’t regret it.