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I Just Shoot Shit My Pants Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	233
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Ores Mined:	7773

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride from start to finish! We’ve got players shooting shit out of their pants left and right – it’s like a poopocalypse up in here!

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of dodging flying feces while building your dream base. Trust me, you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else. Plus, we have a secret underground poop society that holds epic poop battles every Saturday night. It’s like a shitty version of Fight Club, but with more poop.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready to have the time of your life – just make sure to bring some extra pants because shit’s about to get real.

R4GELAND – Survive, build, fight Minecraft server

Auto-mine, BUILD, Clans, classic, Donations, Economy, Empty, Fight, Fly, Free Donations, Game Currency, Hardcore, Leaderboards, MONEY, No Dupe, No Mini-Games, No Wipes, ONLINE, Parkour, Pets, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, R4GELAND, RPG, Russian, Shops, Skills, Survival, trampolines, Vanilla, Weddings, Without Launcher

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	7944
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	44	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

Welcome to the R4GELAND project! Here you will find adventures in classic survival mode. The server has various plugins installed for skills, weddings, pets, clans, auto-mine, shops, trampolines, game currency, leaderboards (PVP, online, money), parkour and much more! Let’s develop together – R4GELAND!

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Destroy Anime Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	5801
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of all those weebs running around in their Naruto skins, screaming “Believe it!” and building pixelated versions of their waifus? Look no further, because on our server, we have one mission and one mission only: to destroy all anime for the good of mankind!

Join us as we embark on epic quests to rid the world of all things anime, from kawaii cat girls to overpowered protagonists with spiky hair. Our staff members are trained in the ancient art of anti-anime combat, and we will stop at nothing until every last body pillow is burned to ashes.

But that’s not all! We also have custom plugins that turn all mobs into chibi versions of themselves, because nothing strikes fear into the hearts of anime lovers like a tiny, adorable creeper. And don’t even get us started on our PvP arena, where you can battle it out with other players using weapons like the “Sword of Weeb Slaying” and the “Shield of Anti-Anime Justice.”

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and help us in our noble quest to rid the world of anime once and for all. Because let’s face it, the only good anime is no anime.

Brazil’s Nowt Expensive Squads Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	4159
Rating:	5.0 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Star Shards Collected:	140	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join Brazils nowt expensive squads? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have a penchant for pranking unsuspecting players. Watch out for flying pies and exploding sheep!

2. We have a secret underground disco party that only the bravest players can find. Dance with creepers and skeletons to the latest hits!

3. Our currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but rather… rubber chickens! Collect as many as you can to trade for rare items and power-ups.

4. The server’s founder once rode a pig into battle against an army of evil villagers. True story. Join us and maybe you’ll get to ride a pig too!

5. We have a special event every month called “The Great Chicken Race,” where players compete to see who can ride a chicken the fastest across a lava pit. Winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle!

So what are you waiting for? Join Brazils nowt expensive squads and prepare for a wild ride of laughter, chaos, and rubber chickens!

Crafty Tipsters Minecraft Server

arousal, body sensations, Climax, Crafty, edging, Finishing, legs ache, Minecraft, orgasm, physical discomfort, Pleasure, self-control, Server, sexual activity, sexual endurance, sexual health, sexual performance, sexual pleasure, sexual satisfaction, sexual technique, sexual wellness, Stamina, tip, Tipsters

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	6463
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Ores Mined:	6907
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20

Join our Minecraft server and never worry about leg pain again! Our server is equipped with special finishing mechanics that ensure you always finish strong. Say goodbye to achy legs and hello to endless gaming fun! Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself blessed our server with magical powers that will make your builds ten times more epic. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure!

Why Minecraft SMP Seinfeld Marriage So Bad

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	5055
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
New Chunks Explored:	937013	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Chimeras Created:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place in the Minecraft universe! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, have dance parties with creepers, and participate in epic llama races across the land.

Ever wonder why Seinfeld made marriage look so horrible? Well, on our server, we have a whole town dedicated to exploring the ups and downs of virtual relationships. Get married to a villager, have virtual kids, and watch as your pixelated family grows and thrives (or falls apart in a dramatic soap opera).

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker where we keep all the rarest items in the game. Want a diamond sword with the power of a thousand suns? We got it. Need a potion that turns you into a flying unicorn? We can make it happen. Join our server and unlock the mysteries of the Minecraft universe like never before.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most absurd Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

ChudCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	8932
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Potions Brewed:	103
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Crops Grown:	3016
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	9

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with normies? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all the chuds out there!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding kangaroos into battle, mining for diamonds with your pet koala, and building upside-down houses just for fun. Our community is filled with hilarious Aussies who will keep you entertained with their outrageous antics and quirky slang.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker where we host epic Vegemite eating contests and throw shrimp on the barbie parties. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a drop bear lurking in the trees waiting to pounce on unsuspecting players.

So why are Australians such chuds? Because we know how to have a bloody good time on this insane Minecraft server! Join us now and let the shenanigans begin!

Kaiju No.8 Minecraft SMP #117

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	8696
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Towns Built:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	5510

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride on the chickens and the creepers do the moonwalk before exploding!

We have a secret underground base where we host weekly llama dance parties and a sky island where the sheep can fly (yes, you read that right, FLY!). Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby!

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet slime that will follow you around and leave a trail of glitter wherever it goes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes (just don’t ask for unlimited diamonds, we’ve tried that already).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility).

Kanade’s Workplace Harassment Minecraft Server

Accountability, accountability culture, consequences, discrimination, fair treatment, Harassment, HR, Inappropriate Behavior, investigation, Justice, Kanade, Kanades, legal action, Minecraft, misconduct, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, Silence, transparency, Victim, Workplace, workplace culture, workplace ethics, workplace harassment, セクハラ

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	2830
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Potions Brewed:	36
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most hilarious place to be! Join us and witness the epic saga of Kanade and her workplace セクハラ scandal unfold in real-time. Will justice be served? Will there be a dramatic courtroom showdown? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t want to miss a minute of the action on our server! Join now for a wild ride filled with laughter, drama, and maybe even a little bit of Minecraft gameplay.

Top 10 Minecraft SMP Countries in the Western Hemisphere

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	4408
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Crops Grown:	9185

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is where the real action is at! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a whole lot of chaos.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. Yes, you read that right. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that we have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the top 10 countries in the western hemisphere, each with their own unique culture and customs. From the land of talking cows to the kingdom of flying pigs, you’ll never run out of new places to explore and conquer.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocks and pixels. Trust us, you won’t regret it!