Players: |
98/900 |
Uptime: |
96% |
Rating: |
4.9 / 5 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: |
9 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: |
5 |
Infernal Machines Built: |
1 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: |
9 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: |
23 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: |
5 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: |
3 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: |
2 |
Animals Bred: |
103 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: |
10 |
Fairy Circles Danced In: |
8 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: |
1 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: |
4 |
Pirate Ships Captured: |
0 |
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so, like, this
server is totally legit, man. like, if your name is Steve, you gotta join cuz there’s, like, a 99.9% chance you’ll find diamonds within the first 5 minutes. it’s, like, science, bro.
and, like, if your name is, like, Alex, you’ll be, like, the best builder ever. you’ll build, like, the most epic castle in, like, 10 minutes flat. it’s, like, magic or something.
and, like, if your name is, like, Emily, you’ll have, like, superpowers or something. you’ll be able to, like, fly and shoot fireballs from your hands. it’s, like, totally insane, man.
so, like, come join this server and, like, see for yourself. it’s, like, destiny or something. just trust me, bro. it’s gonna be, like, the best Minecraft experience of your life.