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CraftyCrushesMC

Actor, actress, Admiration, attractive, celebrity crush, CraftyCrushesMC, Crush, dreamy, FAMOUS, FANTASY, heartthrob, Hollywood, Idol, infatuation, movie star, musician, Obsession, pop culture, Role Model, Singer, star

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	8339
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Are you tired of building virtual relationships with pixelated villagers? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, your celebrity crush could be your next-door neighbor! That’s right, we have a special plugin that brings your wildest fantasies to life in blocky form. Imagine going on a date with Ryan Gosling or having a slumber party with Beyoncé – anything is possible on our server! So why settle for Steve when you could be living the virtual dream with your favorite celeb? Join now and start living your best virtual life!

BeirutBoomCraft

Beirut, Beirut blasts, beirut explosion, BeirutBoomCraft, breaking news, Conflict, Crisis, Destruction, devastation, emergency response, explosions, Humanitarian Aid, international news, Israeli air strikes, Israeli airstrikes, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East crisis, Tragedy, violence, war zone

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	6842
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	488	Potions Brewed:	129

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, there are massive blasts happenin’ all the time! It’s like Beirut up in here, but with blocky explosions and stuff. Israeli air strikes be droppin’ bombs left and right, makin’ the whole server shake like a polaroid picture. You gotta be quick on your feet and build bomb shelters like your life depends on it, cuz it totally does. Join now for the thrill of a lifetime and see if you can survive the chaos!

Trans Men Menstruation Madness

cream, Gel, gender affirming care, Gender Identity, health disparities, hormone administration, hormone levels, hormone replacement therapy, hormone side effects, hormone therapy, hormone treatment, Injection, LGBTQ, madness, Medical research, Men, menstrual cycle, menstruation, TESTOSTERONE, Trans, trans men, Transgender, transgender health

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	2047
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where the hormones are wild and the menstruation is even wilder! we got trans men using testosterone gel or cream and still getting their period like it’s nobody’s business. it’s like a hormonal rollercoaster up in here! join now for a chance to witness the most bizarre menstruation moments in minecraft history. who needs regular gameplay when you can have hormone therapy drama instead? it’s a real game-changer, literally. don’t miss out on the craziest server experience of your life!

Flood >USA Minecraft Server

1 like 1 prayer, caught off guard, climate change, community support, Corruption, disaster relief, Donate, emergency response, environmental crisis, Flood, global warming, gtUSA, Humanitarian Aid, impossible to predict, Incompetence, low iq people, Minecraft, mothernature, natural disaster, plastic pollution, Server, thirdie, Usa

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	4907
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Demon Skulls Collected:	30
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Dimension Hops:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Chimeras Created:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server out there! Join us as we navigate through floods caused by mother nature going crazy due to global warming. But don’t worry, for every donation made, you’ll be helping us combat the floods and save our virtual world!

Our server is filled with thirdies causing floods left and right, blaming it on corruption, incompetence, and low IQ people. But hey, who needs logic when you can just blame it on plastic users, right?

So come join us on this wild ride where you never know what’s going to happen next! Will we survive the floods? Will we defeat the thirdies? Only one way to find out – join our server now!

Haha I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

51.81.62.131, desuarchive, Groups, habits, haha, hate, ihatemyself, io, Map, Mega, Minecraft, posscraft, posshouse, roadkill, smp, Steam, steamcommunity, Tag, tagmap, Thread, Trash

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	3810
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Magic Items Found:	5677	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no excitement or chaos? Well, look no further because our server is the epitome of madness and hilarity! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane shenanigans and ridiculous adventures.

Ever wanted to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a chicken suit? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! We have a thriving community of players who love to push the boundaries of what’s possible in Minecraft. From building giant statues of potatoes to organizing epic PvP battles with nothing but fishing rods, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano. And did we mention the dance parties in the Nether? Trust us, you won’t find a more ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft SMP anywhere else.

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

BlockBusterMinecraft SMP

Acting, BlockBusterMinecraft, Character development, cinematography, classic, Direction, editing, emotional impact, Favorite, film, FLAWLESS, influential, Masterpiece, Movie, perfectly made, production design, script, smp, sound design, storytelling, Timeless, top choice

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	1919
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Love Letters Sent:	15	Falling into the Void:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a talking chicken who offers you a quest to find the legendary diamond chicken nugget. But be warned, the nugget is guarded by a herd of zombie cows who are obsessed with disco music.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft: the derpy llama unicorn. Legend has it that if you can tame one, it will grant you three wishes, but be careful what you wish for because these llamacorns have a mischievous streak!

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil bunnies or build a roller coaster that takes you through a portal to the Nether? Join us today and let your imagination run wild!

BlockbusterFlicks – Mine, Craft, Watch!

all time, beloved film, best movie, BlockBusterFlicks, Cinema, cinematic masterpiece, classic, Craft, emotional, Entertaining, favorite film, favorite movie, film, forever favorite, Impactful, memorable, movie lover, must watch, personal choice, Timeless, top pick, watch, why

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	2500
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crops Grown:	6731	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8

Are you tired of boring old servers that make you yawn harder than a sleepy kitten? Well, buckle up buttercup, because our Minecraft server is about to blow your mind! Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself in a world where every block is made of pure glitter and unicorns fly through the sky farting rainbows.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco where the creepers bust out their best dance moves and the zombies break it down like it’s Thriller night. And if that’s not enough to get you excited, we also have a giant hot tub filled with lava that you can relax in while sipping on a potion of fire resistance.

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you watch a group of skeletons perform a synchronized swimming routine or witness a pack of wolves form a boy band and serenade you with howls of love? Trust us, this server is so epic, it’ll make your favorite movie look like a snoozefest in comparison. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

DockCraftStrike

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	3902
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Emeralds Found:	5793
Void Armor Forged:	12	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	43
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5

so, like, there was this big ol’ dockworker strike, right? but then, like, outta nowhere, they were all like “nah, we good now” and went back to work. but, like, they left behind all these crazy cool docks and ships and stuff, and now we got this awesome new minecraft server to play on!

come join us on this server, where you can sail the high seas and battle pirate zombies while building your own epic dock empire. we got treasure hunts, underwater caves full of diamonds, and even a secret underwater city ruled by a squid king.

so, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join this server? come hang out with us and have a blast on the docks!

Crafty Crew – Minecraft Server

#youtube, alcohol, alcoholic Aussie, Australian streamer, Brood War, Casio Mario World, Crafty, CREW, game + hard, Gaming, kaizo, Live Stream, Minecraft, multistreams, Nambona, Nambona420, Nambona890, online personality, Server, shittalk, twitch, twitch streamer, Yakuza Games, YouTube content creator

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	2759
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Ores Mined:	9871	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Nambona, the local alcoholic Aussie, rules the land! Join us if you’re ready to game hard and shittalk even harder!

Reasons to join: – Nambona loves alcohol, Yakuza games, Kaizo, and Brood War – just imagine the crazy conversations you’ll have with him! – Watch Nambona on Twitch as he takes on Casio Mario World – it’s like nothing you’ve ever seen before! – Join our server and experience the chaos for yourself – who knows what kind of wild adventures you’ll have with Nambona leading the way!

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong liver – you’re gonna need it!

‘The Truth’ Minecraft SMP Mastermind

aew, Entertainment, Gaytch, gorillion, Impressive.., mastermind, Minecraft, multi year extension, Netflix streaming, Network, non-exclusivity deal, PEACOCK, phaseout, PPVs, Profitability, Revenue, shock, Silence, smp, third hour, Truth, Victory, wrestling, wwe

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	7133
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Meteorites Collected:	2
Runes Activated:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP where we have EVERYTHING you could ever want. We’ve got multi-year extensions on our server, 180+ gorillion diamonds waiting to be mined, and a non-exclusivity deal that will blow your mind. Plus, we’ve got Netflix streaming so you can watch all your favorite shows while you mine away.

But that’s not all, we’ve also got PPVs on Peacock and the Network worldwide. You can battle it out in epic PvP matches and show off your skills to players from all over the world. And don’t even get me started on the phaseout of the third hour – we’re increasing our yearly revenue like crazy and moving into profitability faster than you can say “creeper”.

So come join us on this insane journey and see how the AEWtists will reckon with our undeniable victory. Even Gaytch himself would have to give us props for how epic this server is. So what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of the most impressive Minecraft SMP around!