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| Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 8234 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Treasure Maps Found: | 8 | Votes: | 7519 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 7 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 7 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 14 | Magic Items Found: | 6917 |
So, like, this server is like, totally rad, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, we got this secret potion that makes you, like, ageless. yeah, you heard me right, ageless! you can be a baby or a grandpa, it don’t matter on this server.
Plus, like, we got this crazy story about a llama who learned how to speak English and now he’s the mayor of the server. yeah, you can totally talk to him and he’ll give you quests and stuff. it’s wild, man.
And, like, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows. how cool is that? you can ride him into battle and shoot rainbow farts at your enemies. it’s epic, bro.
So, like, come join us on this server and experience the ageless wonders of Minecraft. you won’t regret it, man.
