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| Players: | 92/200 | Votes: | 8900 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 | Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 0 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 7 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 14 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 13 |
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft server to join? Look no further! Our server is so insane, even your meth addict cousin’s baby (due 1/21/25) is considering joining!
Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly you’re faced with the decision of whether or not to take guardianship of a baby born to a meth addict. Will you step up to the challenge or let the baby fend for itself in the system? The drama, the suspense, the sheer madness of it all!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with wacky characters and unpredictable twists at every turn. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into while trying to navigate the crazy world of Minecraft with a baby on your hands?
So come on, join our server and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?)!
