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| Players: | 90/1000 | Votes: | 8356 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 5 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Love Letters Sent: | 17 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 7 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 4 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 20 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 |
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 |
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