But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. That’s right, not only will you have to battle this fearsome beast, but you’ll also have to endure his terrible puns and dad jokes. Can you defeat him without dying of laughter?
Join our server now for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else! Just remember, the chickens are watching… always watching.
| Server Info | |
|---|---|
| Server Type | SMP |
| Version | Better Than Adventure! 7.1 w/ Babric Mods |
| Whitelist | Exclusive whitelist-only |
The do whatever, be whatever serverest 3/26/24
This server is an exclusive whitelist-only SMP that relies completely on mutual trust between player and server. We are attempting a real life replication, with business, banks, history. If that is something you would be interested in, consider joining us!
We’re hosting a public community event, the only one that will ever happen on our server! Join our Skygrid event by joining the Discord below to stay posted. It’s happening in 7 days!
No whitelisting required!
Skygrid Launch Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lSFUi2BxnlI
Website: https://goldenage-smp.org/
Discord: https://discord.gg/wSyTHZuJhQ
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is the server whitelist-only? | Yes, the server is exclusive whitelist-only. |
| What version of Minecraft does the server run? | The server runs Better Than Adventure! 7.1 with Babric Mods. |
| What is the theme of the server? | The server attempts a real life replication with elements like business, banks, and history. |
| Is there a public community event happening? | Yes, there is a Skygrid event happening in 7 days. Join the Discord to stay updated. |
Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of redstone engineering?
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within the server lies a secret treasure chest filled with unlimited stacks of enchanted golden carrots. And if you manage to find it, you’ll gain the ability to summon a herd of rainbow sheep to follow you around and serenade you with their beautiful bleats.
So why does this psyop exist, you ask? Well, the point is simple – to provide the most ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft experience you’ve ever had. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride unlike any other!
Forget about watching vtubers in Japan, come join our server where you can become a virtual superstar yourself! The Doki thing, the concert, and the weak showing at the expo are all just distant memories in our Minecraft world.
Don’t miss out on the opportunity to join a thriving virtual economy and become a virtual sensation. Who needs the real world when you can have all the fun and excitement in our Minecraft server? Join now and start living your best virtual life!
Our server is the perfect place to practice your argument skills and show off your emotional maturity (or lack thereof). Don’t worry about keeping the peace, because here, we encourage you to stir up some drama and let it all out.
So, if you’re tired of being the target of family events and want to unleash your inner badass, join our server now! Who knows, you might even earn the title of the ultimate family drama warrior. Let’s see if you’re the real asshole or just a misunderstood hero in this crazy Minecraft world.
Our server is like co-parenting with your ex on steroids. You never know what surprises await you, just like finding out your ex-husband was actually at the bar instead of on an oil rig. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?
Join now for a chance to confront your ex in front of all his friends, just like in real life. And don’t worry, we won’t judge if you need to vent about your ex’s lies while building your dream castle.
So, if you’re looking for a server that’s more chaotic than co-parenting with your ex, come join us! Who knows, you might even find some new friends who understand the struggles of dealing with a dishonest ex.
