6. Annoying Minecraft Servers

6. Annoying Minecraft Servers

  • BlockheadHaters

    BlockheadHaters
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    Players: 90/1000 Votes: 3654
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 20
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 23 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Orbs of Power Found: 5 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Battle Standards Raised: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with pesky villagers who never stop talking about their crops? Sick of creepers blowing up your meticulously crafted buildings? Look no further, because on our server, we only allow players who despise people who wear socks with sandals. That’s right, if you can’t stand the sight of someone committing such a fashion faux pas, then this is the server for you!

    Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted pickaxe of doom, and participate in our weekly llama fashion shows. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where the zombies do the electric slide.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let your inner sock-sandal-hater shine!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ”Creeper Clash Minecraft Server”

    ”Creeper Clash Minecraft Server”
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    Players: 105/100 Votes: 117
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 3
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Glorious Feasts Held: 12
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Falling into the Void: 3 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 13 New Chunks Explored: 83942

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, do we have the perfect server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs can fly, creepers do the Macarena, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party.

    Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of llamas ready to take you on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Destiny. But beware, the evil Chicken Overlord is always lurking, ready to steal your loot and turn you into a chicken nugget.

    But fear not, for our server is also home to the magical Potion of Infinite Luck, which will guarantee you find diamonds at every turn. And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a ride on our rollercoaster made entirely of TNT? Just be sure to bring a fire extinguisher!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • LicenseToMine Minecraft SMP

    LicenseToMine Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 106/900 Votes: 8915
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 5 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Magic Items Found: 2119
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 44 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 13 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 91 Gods Slained: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage? Look no further, because our server is like a diamond in the rough! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is run by a team of ninja cats who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their paws. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it!

    2. We have a secret underground village where players can trade with mole people for rare items. Just be careful, they have a tendency to steal your diamonds if you’re not looking!

    3. Our server is protected by a magical forcefield that only allows the most epic players to enter. Think you have what it takes to pass the test?

    4. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples at the bottom of the ocean. But beware, the guardians are not too keen on sharing their loot!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime! Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back. Good luck, brave explorer!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SisterSitterGoneWild

    SisterSitterGoneWild
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    Players: 90/200 Votes: 4476
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 36 Royal Decrees Issued: 0
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 7
    Animals Bred: 175 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 7 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 19 Wailing Winds Heard: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the chaos of babysitting a wild child like the OP’s sister! Join us for a virtual adventure filled with blocky fun and no messy houses in sight.

    On our server, you’ll never have to worry about canceling plans or studying being interrupted by a tiny tornado of destruction. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring vast landscapes without a care in the world.

    Don’t be like the OP, who had to deal with the aftermath of leaving their sister unsupervised. Join our server and leave the babysitting duties behind – because here, the only mess you’ll encounter is the one you create with your creativity!

    So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Leave the real-life drama behind and immerse yourself in a world where the only responsibility you have is to have fun!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Creeper’s Regret: 20s Edition

    Creeper’s Regret: 20s Edition
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    Players: 91/600 Votes: 8476
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 9 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Wilderness Tamed: 9 Heroic Legacies Created: 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Elemental Crystals Collected: 48
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Underground Cities Explored: 2
    Battle Standards Raised: 7 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of adulting and wish you could go back to your 20’s when life was all about fun and games? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can do just that! Join us and relive your glory days of youth, where responsibilities are non-existent and the only thing you need to worry about is building the coolest pixelated castle.

    Forget about adulting and come join us for some epic adventures. Our server is filled with crazy challenges, hilarious mini-games, and a community of players who are all about having a good time. Who needs to worry about bills and deadlines when you can be mining diamonds and fighting off creepers?

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server and let your inner child run wild. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world that will make you feel like a kid again. So what are you waiting for? Start crafting and let the fun begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PutinCraft: AzerAdventure

    PutinCraft: AzerAdventure
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    Players: 98/1000 Votes: 2652
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Alien Abductions: 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 49 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 5 Love Letters Sent: 20
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Enchantments Applied: 86
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 25
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Infinite Doors Opened: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    yo, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz Putin himself pulled up for a state visit in Azerbaijan and was like “yo, this server is lit, u gotta join!” like, if Putin approves, u know it’s gonna be off the chain.

    we got crazy builds like a giant potato house that shoots out diamonds and a rollercoaster made entirely out of cake. plus, our admins are like wizards, they can make ur wildest minecraft dreams come true.

    and get this, every time u log on, a random celebrity will pop in to play with u. last week, Beyonce was mining diamonds with us and she was like “this server is the bomb, y’all!” like, if Beyonce approves, u know it’s gonna be poppin’.

    so come join us on this insane minecraft server, where anything is possible and even world leaders are getting in on the action. u don’t wanna miss out, trust me.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ExeosCraft: Where even the creepers support marriage equality and shop til they drop in version 1.21!

    ExeosCraft: Where even the creepers support marriage equality and shop til they drop in version 1.21!
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    Players: 108/600 Votes: 8657
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Wyrmholes Dug: 10
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 4 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Void Gems Collected: 33 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3
    Demon Skulls Collected: 37 Powerful Allies Recruited: 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 7 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    ExeosCraft Minecraft Server

    About ExeosCraft

    Tired of servers that hype up sales and impose strange rules? Welcome to ExeosCraft, where we prioritize your experience. Keep your money—any donations we receive go entirely to charity.

    Why Choose Us?

    Stability Our server, up and lag-free since June 2020, will never reset its massive 35,000×35,000 map!
    Zero Pay-To-Win Fairness for all players is our promise.
    Giving Back Excess donations support various charities and giveaways.
    Inclusivity Hate speech isn’t tolerated here; ExeosCraft is a safe space for ALL.
    Custom Plugins Hand-crafted plugins to enhance the vanilla experience, keeping things exciting.
    Cross-Platform Optimized for Java and Bedrock, with unique features for Bedrock players!

    Our Features

    Permanent World All builds are kept forever
    Level-Up System All donator perks are available through free, in-game means
    Pets Train a pet to assist you in a fight
    Land Claim Protect all your precious builds
    McMMO Exclusive McMMO ranks, only obtainable via in-game currency
    Strong Economy Thriving player economy
    Leaderboards Compete in all-time and monthly leaderboards
    Hard Difficulty Difficulty for the server set to Hard
    Player-Driven Updates Join our Discord and suggest a feature!

    Join Us

    Join us at ExeosCraft, where we promise a lasting, immersive Minecraft journey. You’ll be glad you did.

    Java IP: play.ExeosCraft.com

    Bedrock IP: play.ExeosCraft.com:19132

    Discord: https://discord.gg/exeoscraft

    Trailer Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHydHG44QpU

    FAQ

    What makes ExeosCraft different from other servers?

    ExeosCraft prioritizes player experience, with zero pay-to-win features, a commitment to charity donations, and a strong focus on inclusivity and community engagement.

    Can I keep my builds on ExeosCraft?

    Yes, all builds on ExeosCraft are kept in a permanent world, ensuring that your creations will stay intact.

    How can I join the server?

    You can join ExeosCraft using the Java or Bedrock IPs provided above. Simply enter the IP in your Minecraft client to start your adventure.

    Are there any rules against hate speech on ExeosCraft?

    ExeosCraft has a strict policy against hate speech and discrimination. The server strives to be a safe and inclusive space for all players.

    Can I suggest new features for ExeosCraft?

    Absolutely! ExeosCraft welcomes player-driven updates and encourages players to join the Discord community to suggest new features and enhancements.

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  • CrazyCraft Minecraft Server

    CrazyCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 107/700 Votes: 2092
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Cursed Lands Purified: 9
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Fairy Circles Danced In: 11
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7 Elemental Crystals Collected: 30
    Soul Swords Wielded: 4 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 14
    Gods Slained: 0 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 27 Royal Courts Attended: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and dive into a world of blocks and adventures! Looking for a wild ride? Join us and meet our resident NEET girl with a whole lot of quirks. She may have paranoid schizophrenic episodes, be diagnosed autistic, and live that hikki neet life, but hey, she’s got a body count of 3 at the age of 32 – now that’s a resume booster! And don’t worry, she’s not fat or ugly, so you won’t have to worry about pixelated looks. Who knows, maybe you can be the hero to save her from her virtual woes and help her sell more stuff on Etsy (even if she hasn’t made a single penny yet). So come on over and see if you can handle the chaos and craziness of our server – it’s a rollercoaster of a good time!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ShitpostCraft Minecraft SMP – Join the Best Discord Shitposting Server!

    ShitpostCraft Minecraft SMP – Join the Best Discord Shitposting Server!
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    Players: 103/500 Votes: 9053
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Endless Legions Commanded: 41
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 9 Mythical Swords Crafted: 40
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Ether Blades Crafted: 9
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
    Epic Quests Completed: 28 Immortal Potions Brewed: 15
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 16 Glitched Entities Encountered: 2
    Legendary Scepters Created: 2 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new diamond? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, quests to find the legendary enchanted potato, and a community of players who are all secretly llamas in disguise. Trust us, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin! 🐔🥔🦙 #PotatoQuest #LlamaGang #MinecraftMadness

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NoRoom4U

    NoRoom4U
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    Players: 106/700 Votes: 1813
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 14
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Rainbows Spotted: 3
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9 Astral Amulets Crafted: 41
    Undead Armies Raised: 3 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 15 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where room assignments are randomly generated just like in college dorms! Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of not knowing who your suite-mates and roommates will be until you log in.

    Embark on an epic journey to get to know your virtual roommates, just like in real life. Will they add you as a friend and then mysteriously block you? Will they try to steal your virtual room because they have a virtual girlfriend who needs privacy for spicy virtual activities? The drama never ends on our server!

    Vote on who gets the best virtual room, just like Phineas and Ferb did in the dorms. Will you be the rightful owner of the virtual bed that was assigned to you, or will you have to fight for it against your sneaky suite-mates?

    Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the ultimate virtual roommate simulator. Join our Minecraft server now and see if you’re the asshole in this crazy dormitory adventure!

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  • ScrewedCraft: Microwave Madness

    ScrewedCraft: Microwave Madness
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    Players: 103/300 Votes: 6718
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Royal Courts Attended: 0
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Epic Shields Constructed: 12
    Battle Standards Raised: 14 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
    Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 39 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 9
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Epic Weapons Forged: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, have you ever thought about how microwaves are, like, basically mini nuclear reactors in your kitchen? like, they have all these dangerous parts inside that could totally zap you if you’re not careful.

    well, our minecraft server is kinda like that, but in a fun way! we have all these crazy mods and plugins that make the game super intense and unpredictable. you never know what’s gonna happen next!

    plus, we have this insane story line where you have to battle evil microwave monsters that are trying to take over the world. it’s like a mix of sci-fi and fantasy and it’s totally bonkers.

    oh, and did i mention that we have custom weapons and armor that you can only get on our server? like, you can have a sword made out of microwave parts or armor that protects you from radiation damage. it’s so cool!

    so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s unlike anything you’ve ever seen before, come join us! but be warned, things can get pretty wild in here. so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life!

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