Milk & Mine: A Modern Adventure 1.21.2

1.21.2, 10. Provocative question, 11. Shock value, 12. Controversial topic, 13. Sexual humor, 14. Inappropriate question, 15. Feminine hygiene, 16. Body fluids, 17. Sensationalism, 18. Social norms, 19. Gender stereotypes, 2. Cunt, 20. Gender roles., 3. Drinking milk, 4. Dairy products, 5. Vulgar language, 6. adult content, 7. Explicit language, 8. Taboo subject, 9. Sexual innuendo, Adventure, milk, MODERN

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	2871
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Enchantments Applied:	272
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Love Letters Sent:	17
Dragon Eggs Found:	5679	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

Yo, bro, do you even drink milk in your /cunt/? Well, if you do, then you gotta join this Minecraft server, because we have cows for days, like seriously, they’re everywhere, just waiting for you to milk them and make some epic dairy creations.

And get this, our cows are like supermodels, they’re all shiny and sparkly, it’s like they’re from a different dimension or something. Plus, our milk tastes like rainbows and unicorn farts, it’s so delicious that you’ll never want to drink regular milk again.

So come on, join us and experience the magical world of milk in your /cunt/ like never before. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a cow that can do the moonwalk, because anything is possible on this server.

Creepin’ Craft: Where we build, mine, and definitely don’t make inappropriate jokes about villagers’ personal lives!

1. adultery, 10. lust, 11. passion, 12. forbidden love, 13. seduction, 14. affair, 15. intimacy, 16. raw desire, 17. secret rendezvous, 18. sexual fantasy, 19. steamy encounter, 2. infidelity, 20. extramarital affair., 3. cheating, 4. explicit, 5. NSFW, 6. adult content, 7. taboo, 8. cuckold, 9. betrayal, BUILD, Craft, CREEPIN, dont, inappropriate, jokes, lives, Personal, villagers

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	1804
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination…and apparently Marty’s wife’s ass! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and unexpected plot twists. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret dungeon where players compete to see who can build the best replica of Marty’s wife’s ass! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

PoolPartyPwnage

activities, Adults, Awareness, children, Community, Kids, leisure, lifeguard, Monitoring, parents, pool jets, PoolPartyPwnage, poolside, public pool, Recreation, Safety, socializing, Summer, supervision, swimming, water play

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	8992
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Crops Grown:	9120	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	467	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just minding your own business, building a sick castle in Minecraft, when suddenly, BAM! You get sucked into a vortex and end up in this crazy server where all the adults are hanging out by the public pool jets. And guess what? They’re not even swimming, they’re just chilling there, sipping on potions and chatting about the meaning of life.

But here’s the best part – they invite you to join them! They’re like, “Hey, come hang out with us and build some epic underwater bases while we debate whether creepers are secretly plotting to take over the world.” And you’re just like, “HECK YEAH, sign me up!”

So now you’re part of this wacky community where the only rule is to have a good time and never take anything too seriously. You’ll go on crazy adventures, battle giant squids, and maybe even uncover the secret conspiracy of the chickens who are plotting to overthrow the pigs as the rulers of the server.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a herd of stampeding sheep, then come join us at [Server Name]! Who knows what kind of absurd shenanigans you’ll get into next.

HotPoliticianBrains

Analysis, climate change, cognitive abilities, cognitive decline, cognitive function, Communication, global warming, heat impact, heat stress, Heat Waves, heatwave effects, heatwave research, HotPoliticianBrains, older politicians, political discourse, political speeches, politicians, public speaking, research, speech complexity

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	2159
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5

join our epic minecraft server where heat waves make politicians talk like toddlers! we analyzed 7 million speeches from 28,000 politicians and found out that when it gets hot, their brains turn to mush! imagine hearing a seasoned politician trying to discuss foreign policy but all they can say is “me want juice box!” it’s a riot, i tell ya! come join the fun and see if you can decipher what they’re trying to say. plus, older politicians are even more affected, so you’ll get to witness some real gems. it’s like a comedy show and a political debate all rolled into one. so hop on our server and prepare to laugh your pants off!

MagnificentCentury 1.20.4 Survival, Bosses, Classes Minecraft server

Abilities, Bosses, Cities, Classes, Heroes, Magic, Pets, Skills, Survival, Territory, Towny

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	875
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Dimension Hops:	12	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Magnificent Century is a unique server with

a combination of Heroes and Towny plugins

Which allow players

– Build your own cities

– Fight for territory

– Develop skills and abilities

5.42.211.33

Welcome to Alinea, the server where even the llamas are pros at Minecraft!

Alinea, Binding, charged silk touch, charged unbreaking, commands, Cooperative, custom enchantments, custom expansion, enchantment polish, enchantment system, extra records, food skewers, Immersive, Llamas, Minecraft, No pvp, overpowered books, Pros, rebalances, Server, Settlements, simple voice chat, smp, unstable enchantments, Whitelist, wholesome community

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	1357
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	541
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Runes Activated:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6

Alinea Minecraft Server

Overview:

Come join Alinea, a Minecraft 1.21 SMP server that offers a Vanilla-like experience with added features. Join our Discord server to apply for the whitelist and start playing today!

Server Features	Details
Proximity Voice Chat	Use Simple Voice Chat to talk to your friends and neighbors in-game
Food Skewers	Try out new foods, including veggie skewers
Extra Records	Enjoy new music discs in the game
Whitelist	All builds are protected behind a whitelist

Other features:

No commands or claims – to maintain immersion
Custom enchantments – extra enchantments and curses
Wholesome community – play cooperatively
No PvP – consent-based
Various rebalances – for balanced gameplay

Frequently Asked Questions:

How do I join the SMP server?

To join, apply for the whitelist on our Discord server in the #whitelist-application channel. You will have an interview and review of the rules before playing.

What are unstable enchantments?

Unstable enchantments are a custom expansion to the vanilla enchantment system. They are created by combining max-level enchanted books and enchantment polish in an anvil. These books are very powerful but cannot be added directly to tools.

What custom enchantments are available?

Alinea offers various custom enchantments like Binding, Charged Silk Touch, Harvest, Hoover, and more. These enchants enhance gameplay without the need for mods.

Can I use the custom enchantments with a vanilla client?

Yes, you can use all features on the server with a vanilla client, except for the proximity voice chat.

CraftySuicide Minecraft Server

coping strategies, CraftySuicide, depression, mental health, mental health awareness, Mental health resources, mental illness, Minecraft, seeking help, self harm, Server, suicidal behavior, suicidal ideation, suicidal thoughts, SUICIDE, suicide awareness, suicide hotline, suicide intervention, Suicide prevention, suicide risk assessment, suicide survivor, support groups, Therapy

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	2158
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Towns Built:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Are you tired of the mundane grind of everyday life? Want to escape the endless cycle of work and responsibility? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and experience a world where the only thing you’ll be killing is creepers, not yourself. Our server is so addictive, you’ll forget all about those dark thoughts of ending it all. Plus, rumor has it that diamonds have magical powers to bring good luck and happiness – who needs therapy when you have Minecraft? So come on, join us and let’s build a world where the only thing you’ll be killing is time.

Roman’s Extreme Makeover Minecraft Server

adaptation, Cancer, changed color, chemotherapy, emotional changes, EXTREME, EYES, facial structure, health, Hope, makeover, Medical, Minecraft, oncology, personal growth, physical changes, Recovery, resilience, Román, ROMANS, Server, Support, survivor, transformation, Treatment

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	6616
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Magic Items Found:	1946
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

Join our Minecraft server and experience a whole new level of transformation like Roman did! Our server is so epic, it can even change your entire facial structure and eye color! Who needs plastic surgery when you have our server, right? Come join us and witness the magic for yourself!

MomLiesMC Server

Boundaries, Communication, Dysfunctional family, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, family dynamics, Family secrets, Gaslighting, Honesty, Manipulation, MomLiesMC, mother-daughter relationships, neglect, parental relationships, personal boundaries, personal space, Self Respect, self worth, Server, sibling relationships, toxic relationships, Trust

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	8890
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Ores Mined:	5030	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	3540

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and betrayal just like this player’s relationship with their mom.

Just like this player’s mom, our server will promise you the world and then ghost you when you least expect it. Birthdays? Who needs ’em! We’ll ignore them just like this player’s mom ignored theirs.

But don’t worry, we’ll make sure to come visit when it’s convenient for us, just like this player’s mom did with their sister. Need a place to crash while we visit someone else? We got you covered!

And if you ever call us out on our lies, we’ll accuse you of being controlling and jealous. Because who needs honesty when you can have manipulation and gaslighting?

So come join our server for a wild ride of emotional manipulation and deceit. Who needs a stable family when you can have a dysfunctional Minecraft server instead?

HomelessCraft

apartment, arguments, bread winner, family, Gaslighting, HomelessCraft, homelessness, House work, income, Inheritance, kitchen, mental health, Messy, Mortgage, Mother, ownership, renting, sister, summer break, Tantrum, University

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	470
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Star Shards Collected:	67	New Chunks Explored:	925071
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Endless Night Skies:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life like this poor soul who had to deal with a messy family situation! On our server, you can build your own virtual home without worrying about messy roommates leaving food crumbs everywhere. Plus, you won’t have to deal with any gaslighting or inheritance drama – just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft! So come join us and leave your real life problems behind – after all, who needs a $1.6 million house when you can have a virtual mansion in our server? Let’s block out the negativity and build a brighter, blockier future together!

SkillSwap Minecraft Server

accelerated learning, expertise acquisition, instant learning, mastering skills, Minecraft, personal development, quick learning, quick mastery, quick skill acquisition, quick skill development, rapid skill development, self improvement, Server, skill acquisition., skill enhancement, skill mastery, skill mastery desire, skill mastery dream, skill mastery goal, skill perfection, skill proficiency, SkillSwap, talent acquisition

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	9300
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2

If you join our Minecraft server, you’ll instantly master the skill of taming wild llamas with just a wink and a smile! Imagine riding into battle on a majestic llama steed, leading your army to victory with your newfound llama-whispering abilities. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the llama king of our server – join now and start your llama-riding adventures today!

CraftyCompliments

Achievements, Appearance, Charm, communication skills, compliments, Confidence, CraftyCompliments, creativity, emotional intelligence, fashion sense, intelligence, Kindness, leadership abilities, listening skills, Personality, positivity, self esteem, sense of humor, Skills, Talents, work ethic

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	3039
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Holy Grails Found:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	New Chunks Explored:	771840
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Are you tired of being called a noob on other Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, you’ll be praised for your impeccable block-placing skills and your ability to survive the most treacherous of creeper explosions!

Join us and become the ultimate Minecraft legend, known far and wide for your epic builds and your uncanny ability to tame wild wolves with just a single bone. Rumor has it that on our server, diamonds rain from the sky and pigs can fly (literally)!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and bask in the glory of being the most admired player in all of Minecraft history. Who knows, you might even catch a glimpse of Herobrine doing the Macarena in the spawn village!

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