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CraftyPurchases

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	6062
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	35	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	398	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	3201

Have you ever bought a talking llama that can build your Minecraft creations for you? No? Well, that’s just a typical Tuesday on our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of villagers who throw epic parties every night. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe steer clear.

UNcraft Server: PersonaNonGrata

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	9244
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1396
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8

lolz, u gotta join dis minecraft server yo, it’s like the United Nations but way more cray cray. we got 104 UN member states up in dis bish, condemnin’ Israel for declarin’ the UN chief as ‘persona non grata’. like, who even uses those fancy words in minecraft, amirite?

come join us for some epic build battles and crazy adventures. we even got a secret underground bunker where we hide from creepers and zombies. and don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Sunday, it’s lit fam.

so if u wanna be part of a server that’s more drama-filled than a reality show, come join us. but be warned, things can get wilder than a herd of stampeding pigs. it’s gonna be a ride you won’t forget, so grab your pickaxe and let’s do this thang!

CraftyBlockz: No Sanctions, Just Fun!

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	6968
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Dragons Tamed:	6
Votes:	4728	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Love Letters Sent:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we ship record volumes of russia oil on dark and designated tankers! forget eu and uk sanctions, we do what we want! build your own oil tanker and sail the high seas with your friends, avoiding pesky government regulations! who needs politics when you have minecraft? join now for a wild ride filled with adventure and oil spills!

Crafty RNA Methylation Server

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	144
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	9

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of spaghetti! Picture this: a bunch of pandas riding on llamas, battling it out with flying squids armed with diamond swords. It’s like a party in your brain, but with creepers and chickens instead of party hats. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco where the zombies bust a move to thriller. Trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So come on over and let’s get this party started!

GiporySMP

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	8452
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Villages Defended:	9
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	109	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Emeralds Found:	8180	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Farms Harvested:	939	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Best political towny SMP.

Create your own town, country, or even just a business! Join now! Small community.

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Burning Alive Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	1783
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t be burnt alive by weapons being set off! Our server is so safe, even Al-Aqsa Hospital in Gaza would envy it. Rumor has it that our pixelated pigs are actually secret agents working for the CIA, gathering intel on creepers and zombies. Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive surprises and outrageous adventures. Who needs reality when you can escape to our wacky world of blocky shenanigans? Come join the fun and leave the weapons at home – unless you want to blow up some diamonds, of course!

Minecraft SMP: God is a Mets Fan

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	9134
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! Why should you come play with us? Well, for starters, did you know that God is a Mets fan? That’s right, the Almighty himself loves to kick back and watch some baseball while building epic structures in Minecraft.

But that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of redstone engineering. They will trade you rare items in exchange for your best llama impressions. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of quirky fun anywhere else.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Just be careful not to anger it, or you might find yourself in a sticky situation.

So come join us on this wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

DadGoneMIA Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	8952
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Endless Night Skies:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9

Are you tired of boring family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape to a world of blocky adventures and crazy stories!

Join us and build your own virtual family without all the messy secrets and betrayals. Who needs a dad who left when you can have a whole community of players who will always have your back?

Explore our server and uncover the truth behind hidden secrets and unexpected twists. Who knows, maybe you’ll find out that your Minecraft sister is actually a creeper in disguise!

Forget about real-life drama and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, fun, and endless possibilities. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server to escape to? See you in the game!

NoPublicPeeing Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	8143
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	New Chunks Explored:	208732
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	16

Are you tired of getting griefed on every server you join? Sick of people stealing your diamonds and burning down your house? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are. We’ve got a strict “no griefing” policy, but that doesn’t mean we won’t prank each other mercilessly.

Our server is home to the legendary tale of the Creeper King, a player who once tamed an army of explosive creepers and used them to conquer the entire server. Will you be the next to rise to power and claim the throne?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the chaos begin! Just be sure to watch your back, because you never know when a sneaky player might try to steal your enchanted gear or trap you in a pit of lava. It’s all part of the fun on our insane Minecraft SMP!

AwkwardCraft

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	3715
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Are you tired of sending embarrassing texts to the wrong person? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, you can build a magical spell that will automatically send all your awkward texts to your ex’s cat instead! That’s right, never worry about accidentally texting your boss that meme meant for your best friend ever again. Join us now and experience the ultimate text protection spell, along with epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community of players who will always have your back (and your phone)!