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MajorRoast Minecraft Server

AITAH, Apologize.., BEN, broke loser, Chatting, college, disrespectful kids, dorm, education, Friends, gender studies, girl’s major, hypocritical, inappropriate reaction, Katie, MajorRoast, making fun, meeting up, Minecraft, Server, texted, uncalled for, worst majors

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	4461
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	41	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Hey there, welcome to our Minecraft server where we settle disputes like a boss! Just like how I, a college student, stood up to a gender studies major who dissed my education major. Join us for some epic battles and drama-filled chats in the virtual world.

Reasons to join: 1. Experience the thrill of standing up for yourself just like I did in college. 2. Make friends and enemies just like in real life – who knows, you might end up avoiding someone for the rest of the night too! 3. Show off your building skills and prove that you’re not just a broke loser like some people think education majors are.

So come on, join us and let’s create some crazy stories together on this Minecraft server!

DadSnubbedDisneyCraft

blended family, co parenting, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, custody agreement, DadSnubbedDisneyCraft, Emotional Abuse, Emotional support, family dynamics, family trip, family unity, favoritism, hurt feelings, neglect, Parental Responsibility, parenting, quality time, Resentment, sibling relationships, step-parenting

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	1725
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	40
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34
Alien Abductions:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Holy Grails Found:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life family dynamics? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and zero step-mom drama!

Our server is the perfect place to build your dream world without any emotionally abusive step-parents ruining the fun. We guarantee that no one will leave the room when you walk in, and meals will always be provided (sorry, no virtual Disney World trips though).

Join us and experience a world where all kids are treated equally and no one is left out of the fun. Say goodbye to real-life family conflicts and hello to a Minecraft paradise where everyone is valued and appreciated.

So, if you’re looking for a server where you can escape the chaos of family drama and just focus on building and exploring, join us now! Who needs Disney World when you have an epic Minecraft adventure waiting for you?

LessonLearnedMC SMP

acceptance, compassion, Empathy, Experience, forgiveness, Gratitude, growth, humility, Kindness, LessonLearnedMC, lessons learned, life lessons, mindfulness, patience, perseverance, perspective, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, self love, smp, Understanding, wisdom

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	6045
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	102	Buildings Constructed:	22
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to learn the valuable life lesson that the best way to survive a zombie apocalypse is by building a giant fortress out of diamond blocks! Trust us, we’ve tested it out and it works like a charm. Plus, rumor has it that our resident creeper tamer can teach you how to ride creepers like a boss. So come join us for some epic adventures and ridiculous shenanigans!

MadCraft: Dumb Rage Edition

Absurd, Angry, childish, dumb, Edition, frivolous, immature, INSIGNIFICANT, irrational, laughable, mad, Madcraft, MINOR, misunderstanding, Nonsensical, Petty, Pointless, RAGE, reason, Ridiculous, silly, trivial, unimportant

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	2099
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Love Letters Sent:	12
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Void Gems Collected:	30

Are you tired of getting griefed by noobs on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server has a strict no-griefing policy enforced by an army of angry llamas trained in the art of revenge!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding into battle on a giant chicken, armed with a diamond sword forged by a legendary blacksmith who only works on Tuesdays.

Once, a player got so mad at us for building a giant statue of a potato that they challenged us to a potato-themed duel. Needless to say, we emerged victorious, with our potato statue still standing tall as a monument to our greatness.

So come join our server and see what ridiculous adventures await you! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this wacky world of Minecraft madness.

LeprechaunCraft – No Fighting Near the Base!

accusations, Armed Forces, base, Ceasefire, Conflict, Diplomacy, fighters, Fighting, hezbollah, human shields, international relations, Irish UN base, Israel, LeprechaunCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Military operations, orders, Peacekeepers, peacekeeping mission, political tensions, SECURITY, united nations

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	6045
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Falling into the Void:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	51
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server, right? well, let me tell ya, it’s so lit that even hezbollah ordered their fighters not to fire near our irish UN base! can you believe it? they think we’re using peacekeepers as human shields, but really we’re just building epic bases and slaying zombies like pros. join now for the most intense minecraft battles you’ll ever experience! trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this crazy adventure!

Micro Bone Zone

biology, Bone, bone development, bone formation, cellular biology, Development journal, developmental biology, growth factors, MICRO, microscopic details, molecular mechanisms, musculoskeletal, osteogenesis, regenerative medicine, research, Science, skeletal system, study, tissue engineering, tissue impact, tissue microenvironment, Zone

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	7431
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Dimension Hops:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

so, like, u ever wonder how ur bonez grow in minecraft? well, dis server got u covered, fam! we got all da microscopic details u need to know bout how da tissue around u impacts ur bone development in dis crazy blocky world. join us and u’ll be buildin’ ur own skeleton empire in no time! trust me, it’s gonna be lit AF! #Bonez4Life #MinecraftMadness

Place Yourself Minecraft Server

critical thinking, Decision making, Empathy, ethical behavior, ethical choices, ethical decision-making, ethical dilemma, ethical judgment, ethical perspective, ethical reasoning, ethical reflection, hypothetical scenario, Minecraft, moral dilemma, moral judgment., moral philosophy, moral reasoning, Moral values, perspective-taking, Place, problem solving, role reversal, Server

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	4367
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Alien Abductions:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Dragon Eggs Found:	2950
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most insane place to be in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and embark on epic quests like fighting off an army of zombie chickens or rescuing a group of lost llamas from a band of evil skeletons. Our server is so wacky that even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with Endermen and party with pigs. And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our resident dragon in a dance-off to win epic loot.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Lost Girls Cucked SMP

BETRAYAL, Cheating, cucked, cuckold, cuckold lifestyle, cuckolded, cuckolded husband, Cuckolding, Cuckoldress, cuckoldry, cuckoldry fantasy., cuckquean, cuckquean fantasy, cuckquean husband, cuckquean lifestyle, cuckquean wife, cuckqueaning, Girls, hotwife, Humiliation, Infidelity, Lost, smp, unfaithful

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	7361
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Love Letters Sent:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Mines Excavated:	4464	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you about the crazy shenanigans that go down on this server.

First off, we have girls losing and getting cucked left and right. It’s like a soap opera meets a reality show meets a Minecraft server. You never know what drama will unfold next!

But that’s not all – we have secret underground bases filled with llamas wearing top hats, flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and a giant statue of a potato that grants wishes (but only if you sacrifice a diamond block).

Oh, and did I mention the daily llama races? That’s right, we have llamas racing around a track while players place bets with emeralds. It’s like the Kentucky Derby, but with more fur and spit.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts ridiculous and entertaining, come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected – and maybe bring a diamond sword for protection. You never know when a llama might challenge you to a duel.

GraduationCraft: No Speech Edits for You!

classmate request, Dismissive, edits, Empathy, graduation ceremony, graduation speech, GraduationCraft, high school, hijack, inspiration, Journey, mental health, original speech, pandemic, resilience, Selfishness, sensitivity, Speech, speech delivery, spotlight, Struggles, Understanding

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	6746
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Void Gems Collected:	28
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Crops Grown:	5326	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Are you tired of classmates trying to steal your spotlight at important events? Join our Minecraft server where everyone gets their own virtual stage to shine on! No more drama, just fun and games in a world where you make the rules.

Imagine a world where speeches are made of blocks and pixels, where you can build your own resilience castle and journey through insane adventures. Leave the real world drama behind and immerse yourself in a community where the only struggle is finding enough diamonds.

Don’t let anyone hijack your moment on our server, where the only spotlight you need to worry about is the glow from your enchanted armor. Join now and show the world that you’re the true star of your own story!

PathDecider Minecraft SMP

Decision making, determination, fear, goal-setting, intuition, Journey, life choices, Life decisions, mindfulness, Minecraft, PathDecider, pathfinding, perseverance, personal growth, Priorities, risk assessment, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, smp, uncertainty, VALUES

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	7428
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Dragon Scales Harvested:	175	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2199	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5

Are you tired of wandering aimlessly in the vast world of Minecraft, unsure of which path to take? Look no further, because our SMP is here to guide you on the most epic and outrageous adventures you’ve ever experienced!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, build a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano, or participate in a llama fashion show judged by none other than Herobrine himself!

Forget boring quests and mundane tasks – on our SMP, you’ll be tasked with finding the legendary diamond-encrusted potato, rescuing a group of lost villagers from a pack of rabid wolves, or even organizing a zombie flash mob to take over the server spawn!

So why wait? Join us now and let the craziness begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a dimension where creepers wear top hats and skeletons breakdance for emeralds. The possibilities are endless, and the fun never stops on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!