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Airborne Blockheads

air contaminants, air pollution, air pollution control, air pollution effects, air quality, air quality standards, air toxins, airborne, Blockheads, breathing problems, environmental concerns, environmental impact, Fog, health effects, lung health, Pollutants, pollution control, respiratory health, respiratory issues, respiratory system, smog, smog alert

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	8542
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Dimension Hops:	4
Magic Items Found:	7550	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	124	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Welcome to the most unique Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Our server features a special “fog” that will make your lungs hurt…in a good way! Imagine the thrill of exploring a world where every breath you take feels like a challenge. It’s like extreme sports, but in Minecraft!

But that’s not all – our server also has a secret underground city filled with friendly zombies who love to dance to disco music. Join them for a boogie and see if you can keep up with their killer moves!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a ride on our rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT. It’s a blast…literally! Just make sure you hold on tight and don’t let go, or you might end up in a million pieces.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring your inhaler, because that fog isn’t messing around!

BoomerCraft: Where 2013 was 37 years ago and we still think creepers are scary

2013, 37 years ago, BoomerCraft, CREEPERS, looking back, Nostalgia, past memories, Reflection, Reminiscing, Scary, time awareness, time flies, time measurement, time nostalgia, time passing, time passing quickly, time perception, time perspective, time reflection, time travel, time warp, where did time go, Years

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	3324
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Towns Built:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Love Letters Sent:	20	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Enchantments Applied:	211	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	55
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Emeralds Found:	281
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

Join our Minecraft server and travel back in time to 2013, where the world was a simpler place and Justin Bieber ruled the charts! Build your own Bieber-themed castle and battle it out with other players in epic dance-offs. But be careful, because the evil Time Police are on the prowl, trying to bring you back to the present day. Will you survive the ultimate throwback adventure? Join now and find out!

JapanophobiaCraft: Fearlessly Fun Minecraft Server

Cultural differences, cultural exchange, cultural perceptions, Diplomacy, fear, fear of change, fear of influence, fear of the other, fear of the unknown, Fearlessly, Fun, global politics, historical tensions, international relations, Japan, JapanophobiaCraft, Minecraft, misconceptions, national identity, prejudice, Server, societal fears, Stereotypes, wartime history, Xenophobia

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	2349
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Star Shards Collected:	269
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Are you tired of living in fear of Japan taking over your country? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, Japan is actually a peaceful land filled with cute pandas and sushi-making villagers! Join us and experience a world where Japan is the friendliest place on earth, complete with cherry blossom trees and kawaii temples. Plus, rumor has it that if you build a shrine to the sushi gods, you’ll be blessed with infinite diamonds and enchanted gear. Say goodbye to your Japanophobia and hello to a new world of fun and adventure!

EarGod’s Epic Minecraft Adventure

Adventure, BELIEF, deity, Divine, Ear, EarGods, Epic, GOD, god of communication, god of hearing, god of listening, god of perception, god of sound, legend, Minecraft, Myth, Mythology, Religion, spirituality, Worship

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	1292
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further than the god of ear server! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Legend has it that on this server, the god of ear roams around, blessing players with the power to hear blocks being placed from miles away. Imagine the advantage in PvP battles when you can hear your opponent sneaking up on you from a mile away!

But that’s not all – on this server, diamonds rain from the sky every hour on the hour. You’ll be swimming in diamonds in no time! And don’t even get me started on the pet dragons you can ride into battle. Who needs a horse when you can soar through the skies on a fire-breathing beast?

So come join us on the god of ear server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash from all the craziness). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

ParliamentCraft: Where even creepers fear to tread!

Attack, ATTACKED, Australia, breaking news, Chaos, CREEPERS, current events, fear, georgia, Georgian parliament, Government, Incident, International, Live, News, ParliamentCraft, Politics, Second guy, SECURITY, Speech, Tread, Unrest, violence, world events

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	3568
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Meteorites Collected:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	86	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Emeralds Found:	1045

Get ready to join the craziest Minecraft server ever, where even the NPCs are out for blood! Our server is so wild, even the second guy in the middle of a speech is getting attacked – first Australia, now Georgia! But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of armor and weapons to help you survive the chaos. Join us for epic battles, hilarious mishaps, and a community that’s as unpredictable as a creeper explosion. Who knows what will happen next on our server – maybe the third guy in the middle of a speech will be the next target! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Yoko Taro’s Blocky Adventures – A Minecraft Server for Fans of Yoko Taro Games!

404 GAME RE:SET, Accord’s Library, Adventures, anime adaptation, blocky, chat stamps, conquest guides, discussion, Drakengard, emulation guides, event stories, fanbook, Fans, games, high res art, japanese games, Minecraft, nier, nier automata, NieR Reincarnation, Resource Pastebin, Server, SINoALICE, Steam, TARO, Taros, translation, Voice of Cards, Yoko, yoko taro

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	6273
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	88	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Zombie Dances:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Potions Brewed:	46

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us on the “Different Branch” Edition where we celebrate the works of the legendary Japanese game director, Yoko Taro, also known as Toko Taro, Yoko Yaro, or even Coco Taro (we like to keep it spicy).

We discuss everything from the mind-bending NieR/Drakengard/Voice of Cards games to the absolute cashgrab kusoges like SINoALICE. And let’s not forget about our love for spanking – it’s a core part of our community, don’t ask questions.

But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive insider info like the NieR Rein Now EoS Last Story Chapter out NOW, NieR Automata Anime Adaptation Season 2 coming in 2024 (mark your calendars), and the SINoALICE Movie home release OUT NOW (grab your popcorn).

Join us for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life. Embrace the madness, dive into the Yokoverse Fanbook, and explore the depths of the Accord’s Library. And if you’re feeling adventurous, check out our coom material section (we won’t judge).

So what are you waiting for? Jump into our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe our mod team, they can be a bit strict). See you on the “Different Branch” Edition – it’s a world like no other.

Lesbian BFFs & Manifesting Madness Minecraft Server

acceptance, BFF, BFF’s, Communication, Connection, emotional, empowerment, FORCING, friendship, growth, healing, Lesbian, LGBTQ, madness, manifestation, MANIFESTING, Minecraft, save me, Self Discovery, Server, Support, talk about feelings, Trust, Vulnerability

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	124
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Void Gems Collected:	16
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mines Excavated:	3991
Love Letters Sent:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone? Do you dream of finding your lesbian BFF who will not only save you from creepers but also force you to talk about your feelings? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild adventure where you’ll meet quirky characters, embark on epic quests, and maybe even find that special someone to share your blocky world with. Who knows, you might just stumble upon your soulmate while building a giant statue of a llama.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s create some unforgettable memories together. And who knows, maybe your lesbian BFF is just a /tp away!

NarutoCraft: Ninja Villages, Creeper Jutsu, and Ramen Shops Galore!

#naruto Fans, Anime, creeper, Galore, Jutsu, Manga, minato, Minato Namikaze, Minato oneshot review, Naruto, naruto anime, Naruto Characters, Naruto community, Naruto discussion, Naruto fandom, naruto manga, Naruto plot, Naruto series, Naruto spinoff, Naruto storyline, Naruto universe, NarutoCraft, ninja, OneShot, ramen, Shops, Villages

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	3228
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Oh my Notch, have you heard about the Minato oneshot on our Minecraft server?! It’s like a legendary tale passed down from player to player. Legend has it that anyone who joins our server will be blessed with the ability to one-shot any mob or player with just a flick of their wrist. It’s like having the power of a thousand creepers at your fingertips!

But that’s not all, joining our server also grants you access to the secret underground diamond mine where you can mine diamonds faster than a speeding Enderman. And let’s not forget about the enchanted loot drops that rain from the sky like a shower of golden apples.

So come join us on this epic adventure and experience the Minato oneshot for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the most feared player in all of Minecraft history!

Crafty Morning Madness

Blessings, Crafty, encouragement, ENERGY, everyone, fresh start, good luck, good morning, greetings, Happiness, happy Monday, inspiration, madness, morning, motivation, new week, optimism, positive vibes, positivity, productivity, starting out well, success, well-wishes

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	1135
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
New Chunks Explored:	497712	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Enchantments Applied:	270	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10

Good Morning gamers! Are you tired of boring Mondays in the real world? Well, why not escape to our Minecraft server where every day is a party! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even a few exploding chickens (don’t worry, they’re just fireworks in disguise). Start your week off right by diving into a world where the only limit is your imagination. So what are you waiting for? Join us and make this week the best one yet!

SweetLootCraft: Candy from my Chinese Coworker

appreciation, candy, Chinese, coworker, culture, friendship, Generosity, Gesture, gift, Gratitude, Kindness, multicultural, sharing, Surprise, SweetLootCraft, sweets, thank you, thoughtful, Treats, unexpected, Workplace

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	1372
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Star Shards Collected:	182	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	11

Join our Minecraft server because our Chinese coworker gave us candy and we’re sharing the sweetness with all our players! Who knows, maybe the candy will give you super Minecraft powers like the ability to fly or shoot fireballs from your hands. Plus, our server is so awesome that even the candy can’t resist being a part of the fun. So come join us and let’s see what crazy adventures we can have together!