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Crafty Memes: Make /b Great Again

AI art porn, Anonymity, celeb, controversial topics, Crafty, desu, diaper, drawthread, für, Great, internet culture, make /b great again, memes, online communities, open /b, real nudity, shota, socials, Taste, Threads, trump, Trump-tards, waifu

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	7299
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	44
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Dimension Hops:	14	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Mythical Quests Completed:	28

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of the internet and dive into a world of blocks and adventure! Forget about all those weird threads on /b, because on our server, the only thing you’ll find is pure, unadulterated fun!

Join us if you’re tired of seeing furries, shotas, and waifus everywhere you turn. Our server is a safe haven from all that madness. And don’t even get me started on the diaper enthusiasts… yikes!

But the best part? We have a strict “No Trump-tards” policy. That’s right, no orange-haired politicians allowed here! So if you’re looking for a place to build and explore without any political drama, this is the server for you.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let’s minecraft our way to a better, Trump-free world!

Crafty Chaos: What Happens in Your Country?

Chaos, Community, Country, Crafty, culture, current affairs, Events, global events, Happenings, happenings around the world, happenings in my country, happenings in your country, Lifestyle, local ], local news, national, News, Politics, society, Traditions, world news

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	6072
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	230	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers. But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of ninja villagers who are always up for a good time.

Looking for a challenge? Dive into our lava parkour course and see if you can make it to the end without getting toasted. Or test your luck in our diamond hunt, where the prize is a real-life unicorn (just kidding, it’s actually a stack of dirt).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of magical llamas who can grant you three wishes each day. Want a pet dragon? Done. Want to ride a rainbow unicorn into battle? You got it. Want a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Well, we can’t promise that, but we can give you a pat on the back for dreaming big.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what shenanigans you’ll get into next?

Loom or Stool Minecraft Madness

Activity, Choice, comfort, decision, enjoyment, Entertainment, Fun, Furniture, Game, hobby, leisure, loom, madness, Minecraft, Pastime, Play, Preference, Relaxation, seating, Sitting, stool, WEAVING

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	1674
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	28	New Chunks Explored:	802423
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can choose to be a loom or a stool! Why settle for boring old characters when you can be a piece of furniture instead?

Join us and embark on hilarious adventures as you navigate the world as a LOOM weaving your way through obstacles or a STOOL providing support for your fellow players. Who knew furniture could be so fun?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco where the blocks come to life and dance the night away. Join us for the craziest parties you’ve ever seen in Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our wacky server and experience the LOOM and STOOL life like never before!

Minecrafty McWow – Crafty LOLs and General Shenanigans

Blizzard, coomers, Crafty, Death to all coomers, Dragonflight, Dynamic Flight Update, general, General Resources, Hotfixes, lols, McWow, minecrafty, murlok, raider, Remix: Pandaria, S4 Dungeon changes, Shenanigans, Summer Trading Post, the war within, TWW WARBANDS FEATURE OVERVIEW, Warbands, Warcraft Mounts, World of Warcraft, WoW Petopia, wowg, wowhead

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	4257
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Emeralds Found:	1835
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34

Welcome to the Death to all coomers edition Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with DRAGONFLIGHT adventures and DYNAMIC FLIGHT UPDATES that will blow your mind.

Our server features WARBANDS that will test your skills and keep you on the edge of your seat. Explore the Summer Trading Post for exclusive items and embark on a journey through Remix: Pandaria to relive epic raids and heroic battles.

But that’s not all! We have S4 Dungeon changes that will challenge even the most seasoned players. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the Dragonflight community where the fun never ends!

Don’t miss out on all the excitement and craziness that awaits you on our server. Visit dragonflight.blizzard.com for more information and start your epic adventure today!

SnowflakeCraft: Where ‘Dear white boys’ is our daily greeting!

anger, Boys, bunnies, coming for you, Daily, Dear, DOMINANCE, fear, Girlfriends, Greeting, hatred, intimidation, Misogyny, racism, Revenge, sisters, SnowflakeCraft, tearing apart, threat, toxic behavior, toxic masculinity, Unstoppable, violence, White, White boys, Wolves

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	6215
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	37
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	96
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme! Join us if you dare, for we are on a mission to steal all your soft lily white girlfriends and sisters. It’s like a crazy game of cat and mouse, but with bunnies and big bad wolves. And guess what? You can’t freaking stop us! So why not join now and witness the madness unfold before your very eyes. Who knows, you might even become our next target. Good luck surviving the insanity!

Creepin’ Conflict

Accountability, Argument, Blame, clarification, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, CREEPIN, Dispute, error, Fault, Interpretation, judgment, mediation, mistake, misunderstanding, perspective, reconciliation, resolution, RESPONSIBILITY, wrong

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	6145
Rating:	4.8 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	509572	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Astral Projections Made:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Runes Activated:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	34
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Welcome to our totally insane Minecraft server where chaos reigns and anything goes! Join us if you want to experience the craziest adventures and meet the wackiest players in the Minecraft universe.

Our server is home to a legendary battle between a giant chicken and a unicorn riding a dragon. Witness this epic showdown while building your own floating castle made entirely of cheese.

But that’s not all! Our server is also known for its magical portals that lead to different dimensions, including one where you can ride a flying pig and another where you can challenge a zombie horde to a dance-off.

So why wait? Join our server now and be part of the most outrageous Minecraft community out there. Who knows, you might even discover the secret treasure hidden deep within the enchanted forest.

Blocky Shenanigans

blocky, confusion, Curiosity, DISCOVER, Enigma, Explore, Intrigue, Investigate, Mystery, Ponder, question.., Shenanigans, Surprise, uncertainty, unexpected, unknown, unravel, Unraveling, unraveling the mystery, unraveling the unknown, what happens here, Wonder

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	2722
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	14	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Holy Grails Found:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the pigs fly and the creepers dance!

Join us for a wild adventure where Steve has been replaced by a talking llama who only speaks in rhymes. Craft your way through dungeons filled with zombie chickens and skeleton cows.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs every full moon. Will you be the one to find it and become the richest player in all the land?

Oh, and did we mention our exclusive Disco Cave? Dance the night away with glowstone blocks and creeper DJs spinning the hottest tracks.

So why wait? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

Git Gud or Go Home

achievement, challenge, Commitment, Conquer, Dedication, determination, dontstop, finishline, Game, Gaming, GIT, GUD, home, keepgoing, Levelup, motivation, nevergiveup, Overcome, perseverance, progress, success, Victory, winning

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	3801
Rating:	4.0 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only rule is: YOU HAVEN’T BEATEN THE GAME YET!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with crazy challenges and ridiculous quests. Rumor has it that if you manage to defeat the Ender Dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a pet unicorn that shoots rainbowsdancing pigs that throw the best parties in all of Minecraft. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco cave where the creepers have been known to bust a move.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prove to the world that you are the ultimate Minecraft master. And remember, on our server, the game is never truly beaten.

Parking Ticket Wars Minecraft Server

#ethiopia, activism, Attack, civil rights, Community, economic justice, fight back, Global, Government, INEQUALITY, Minecraft, OAKLAND, Oppression, Parking, parking tickets, protest, resistance, Server, social justice, solidarity, State, ticket, war tactic, Wars, Working class

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	9355
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Chimeras Created:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Star Shards Collected:	74
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Villages Defended:	12	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the state is actually a giant creeper trying to attack the working class! From Oakland to Ethiopia, we will fight back with our diamond swords and enchanted armor!

Join us on this server for epic battles against evil mobs and corrupt governments. Build your own secret underground base to hide from the oppressive rulers of the land. Form alliances with other players to overthrow the tyrannical regime and bring peace to the Minecraft world.

But beware, the state will stop at nothing to crush our rebellion. They will send their army of zombie pigmen and skeleton archers to try and defeat us. Only the bravest and most skilled players will survive the onslaught.

So grab your pickaxe and join us in this epic quest for freedom and justice! Let’s show the state that we will not be oppressed in this virtual world or any other!

CraftyTF2 – Where Minecraft meets Team Fortress 2!

4chan servers, 64bit Edition, blog, competitive, CraftyTF2, Events, FAQ, fortress, frag, HUDs, leagues, linux, loadouts, lobbies, meets, Minecraft, Mods, official sites, Previous thread, Resources, scripting, Server, skins, sprays, Stats, TEAM, team fortress 2, tf2g, Trading, Wiki, windows

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	200
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Animals Bred:	16
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Dimension Hops:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server! Join us for some 64-bit Edition madness where we’ve added 64-bit support for Windows/Linux client and server. Why join, you ask? Well, because we have an official blog that’s more entertaining than a pig race: https://teamfortress.com. And if you’re feeling wiki-wacky, check out our Wiki at https://wiki.tf.

But wait, there’s more! Frag with /tf2g/ on Friday & Saturday afternoon. Trust us, it’s more fun than trying to tame an ocelot. Check for posts in the thread or be the one to announce. And don’t forget to join our official server at 78.46.128.115:27015 (EU). Ready up at https://tf2gfragready.b4k.co/ because things are about to get crazier than a zombie apocalypse.

And if you’re looking for even more madness, check out our other 4chan servers like Weeabootique at 198.245.61.57 (NA) or Team Funtress at fun.tf2.host (NA). We’ve got resources galore, from FAQs to mods to preview loadouts & skins. It’s a treasure trove of Minecraft madness that’ll make you say, “Creeper, oh man!”

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more epic than defeating the Ender Dragon. See you there, fellow blockheads!