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Dad’s Rual Cabin Minecraft Server

breathalyzer, Cabin, Camera, car battery, court ordered, Dads, Driving, dwi, family, iritated, Minecraft, Mountain, off the grid, off the grid cabin, refusal, RESPONSIBILITY, Rual, rural cabin, Safety, Scared, Server, Sobriety, suspended license, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	4772
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you won’t have to worry about drunk driving dads or breathalyzers in cars! Join us for a wild adventure filled with crazy builds, epic battles, and no court-ordered breathalyzer drama.

On our server, you can explore off-the-grid cabins without any car battery troubles or random breathalyzer beeps. Build your own mountain hideaway, far away from any irritable dads or uncomfortable driving situations.

Don’t be scared to say no to driving duties on our server – we’re all about having fun and enjoying the game without any real-life stress. So come join us and leave the breathalyzers behind – unless you want to build a hilarious breathalyzer-themed build, then go for it!

MIL-Free Zone Craft

#breastfeeding, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Craft, Cultural differences, Emotional Abuse, family dynamics, family relationships, grandparenting, in-law relationships, Manipulation, MILFree, mother-in-law, narcissistic behavior, newborn, parenting, personal boundaries, self-care, support system, toxic relationships, working mom, Zone

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	7719
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Runes Activated:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than my MIL’s antics!

We’ve got more twists and turns than a soap opera – from MILs who think they know everything about parenting to partners who believe their manipulative lies. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, just like trying to navigate a relationship with a narcissistic MIL.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got passive-aggressive notes, eye-rolling, and unsolicited parenting advice galore. And don’t forget the classic move of watching your baby cry with a smirk – it’s all part of the fun on our server!

So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more chaotic than dealing with a difficult mother-in-law. Just remember, in this server, drama is always on the menu.

LePenCraft96

aged 96, anti-immigration, CONSERVATIVE, controversial, death, european politics, extremist, far right, France, French politics, Jean-Marie Le Pen, Le Pen family, leader, Legacy, LePenCraft96, National Front, nationalist, nationalist movement, political figure, political ideology, right wing

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	4331
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Villages Defended:	20	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	44
Star Shards Collected:	277	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S MORE LIT THAN A CREEPER EXPLOSION? WELL, LET ME TELL YA, THIS SERVER IS SO EPIC THAT EVEN JEAN-MARIE LE PEN WOULD’VE WANTED TO PLAY IT.

IMAGINE SPAWNING INTO A WORLD WHERE EVERY BLOCK IS MADE OF FRENCH BAGUETTES AND THE MOBS ARE ALL WEARING BERETS. YOU CAN BUILD A CASTLE MADE OF CROISSANTS AND RIDE AROUND ON A BIKE WITH A BASKET FULL OF MACARONS.

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND LABYRINTH FILLED WITH CHEESE MAZES AND ESCARGOT RACING TRACKS. YOU CAN EVEN BATTLE GIANT ESCARGOTS FOR LOOT THAT’S AS RICH AS A BOTTLE OF FINE WINE.

SO COME JOIN US ON THIS WACKY ADVENTURE, WHERE THE ONLY LIMIT IS YOUR IMAGINATION (AND MAYBE A FEW TOO MANY BAGUETTES). RIP JEAN-MARIE LE PEN, YOU WOULD’VE LOVED THIS SERVER.

Home Phone Hideout

cell phone, Communication, communication devices, Deception, digital age, Friends, HIDEOUT, home, home phone, location services, lying.., personal information, personal safety, Phone, privacy, privacy concerns, privacy risks, SECURITY, social norms, societal changes, strangers, technological advancements, Technology

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	5114
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

join our minecraft server and experience the ultimate chaos and madness! we have so many crazy things happening, you won’t believe your blocky eyes!

imagine a world where creepers ride pigs and skeletons do the macarena while shooting arrows at you. that’s just a regular tuesday on our server.

we have a secret underground base where all the villagers throw wild parties and dance to dubstep music. you can join them if you can find the hidden entrance behind the giant cactus.

our server is so epic, even herobrine himself comes to hang out and play pranks on unsuspecting players. watch out for flying chickens and exploding sheep!

if you’re looking for a place where anything can happen and nothing makes sense, then this is the server for you. come join us and let the madness begin!

Green Tea Kingdom

Ad, cerebral white matter lesions, Consumption, Drinking, green tea, Green.., Kingdom, new findings, prevent dementia, tea, three or more glasses per day, vascular dementia

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	8455
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6

so like, if you wanna keep your brain all smart and stuff, you gotta join our minecraft server! we got green tea on tap, like literally flowing through the blocks. and get this, drinking three or more glasses a day can prevent dementia! who knew minecraft could be so good for your brain, right? come join us and level up your brain power while building epic structures and battling mobs. plus, our community is super chill and always down for a good laugh. so what are you waiting for? join us now and start sippin’ on that green tea goodness!

Frostwood Valley 1.21.4

1.21.4, died, Frostwood, fuwamoco, long tail tags, mornings, Valley

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	2695
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical rainbow unicorn party on steroids!

Imagine a world where fuwamoco mornings come back to life and dance with you while you mine diamonds and fight off creepers.

You’ll be so hyped up on the pure insanity of this server that you’ll forget what reality even is.

Join now and experience the ultimate mind-bending adventure that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something so crazy that it will make your brain explode with joy!

StinkyFeetGFEXIT

adulting, awkward conversations, awkward situations, body odor, Boundaries, communication styles, couple dynamics, couples teasing, healthy relationships, hurt feelings, hygiene habits, personal boundaries, personal hygiene, relationship communication, relationship dynamics, Self Respect, self-care, smelly feet, stinky feet, StinkyFeetGFEXIT, teasing in relationships

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	479
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Mythical Swords Crafted:	44	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Runes Activated:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the stench of real life? Well, look no further! Our server is so fresh and clean, you won’t have to worry about any smelly feet ruining your gaming experience.

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious moments as we navigate through the blocky world together. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough (pun intended)!

Don’t let stinky feet hold you back from joining the most odor-free Minecraft server out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

AnimeHaterMC SMP

Anime, Anime Community, Anime Creators, anime critics, anime culture, anime debate, Anime discussion, anime fandom, anime genre, anime haters, anime industry, anime lovers, anime preferences, anime production, anime recommendations, Anime Series, anime shows, AnimeHaterMC, controversial, Existence, opinion, smp

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	3169
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Star Shards Collected:	111	Dragon Eggs Found:	8991
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	222	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP because it’s like the craziest place ever! We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items like enchanted diamond swords and golden apples. And get this, we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes fire on creepers! It’s lit, fam.

But wait, there’s more! We have a whole village of villagers who are actually secretly aliens in disguise. They trade the weirdest stuff like emeralds for slime balls and rotten flesh for diamonds. It’s like a wacky alien market up in here.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a haunted mansion where the ghosts of past players roam the halls. They leave behind treasure chests full of loot, but beware, they also like to play pranks on unsuspecting players. Like one time, a ghost turned all our sheep pink just for funsies.

So come join our Minecraft SMP for the most insane and hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience. And who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the secret of the cursed diamond pickaxe that turns everything it touches into cake. It’s a wild ride, my dudes.

5MilTaxBracketCraft

5MilTaxBracketCraft, economic inequality, economic policy, financial disparity, fiscal policy, fiscal responsibility, government revenue, high earners, income disparity, income inequality, income tax, Millionaires, progressive taxation, tax bracket, tax code, tax policy, tax reform, tax system, top earners, wealth distribution, wealth gap

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	6641
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Are you tired of being taxed like a peasant while the ultra-rich get away with paying next to nothing? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a special tax bracket just for players who earn over $5 million annually! That’s right, no more feeling like a mere mortal when you can join the elite few who pay their fair share (or not)!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Tax Evasion Dungeon, where players can battle their way through hordes of IRS agents and tax collectors to claim their rightful tax breaks. And if you’re feeling extra daring, try your luck at the Tax Fraud Casino, where the odds are always in your favor (wink, wink).

So why settle for boring old tax brackets when you can join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of evading taxes like a true high roller? Join now and start living the tax-free life you’ve always dreamed of!

Putin’s Puppet Minecraft Server

allegations, Allies, Apologize.., Apology, Belarus, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, eastern europe, international relations, Leaders, Lukashenko, military actions, Minecraft, Politics, president, puppet, putin, Putins, Server, strikes, Ukraine, War, Zelensky

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	5114
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Gods Slained:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	252
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Buildings Constructed:	11
Dragons Tamed:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

so like, you wanna join our minecraft server? well let me tell you, it’s crazier than zelensky claiming putin’s bff lukashenko called to apologize for launching strikes from belarus. like, can you imagine? lukashenko being all like “its not me, it’s putin” and zelensky just like “whaaaat?”

anyways, our server is lit af. we got flying pigs, talking chickens, and dancing creepers. oh, and did i mention the diamond armor that turns you into a unicorn? yeah, it’s real.

plus, we have the most epic treasure hunts where you can find rare loot like enchanted golden carrots and magic potions that make you invincible.

so come join us on this wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination. and remember, it’s not lukashenko, it’s putin.