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FlatCash Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Boyfriend, credit card, dangerous situations, Elderly, ENTITLEMENT, family, Financial, Flat, FlatCash, forgiveness, kit set homes, loan, Minecraft, Mortgage, Moving, old age, plot of land, Priorities, remortgaging, repayments, Server, Tantrum

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	2822
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your family Thanksgiving dinner? Look no further than our server, where you can escape the chaos of real life and dive into the chaos of virtual blocks!

Join us for a wild ride of adventure and insanity, just like dealing with entitled family members who think they can dictate your life choices. Build your dream house in the middle of town, just like your mom wants, and watch out for creepy friends who don’t respect boundaries – we’ve got plenty of those in our server too!

Forget about forgiving that person who maxed out your credit card and stole your peace of mind – on our server, you can block them and never have to deal with their shenanigans again. And hey, if you need to vent about your family drama, our community is here to listen and offer support (or just laugh at the absurdity of it all).

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only drama you’ll find is the kind you create with your friends while building epic structures and exploring new worlds. Who needs family drama when you’ve got virtual adventures waiting for you?

BabysitBaeGoneWrong

aita, babysit, BabysitBaeGoneWrong, Basic, cool little girl, DADDY, DATING, Father, Free Time, girlfriend’s daughter, Involved, middle school, Necessities, reconnected, respectful, responsibilities, sacrifice, weekends

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	6332
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-free as possible? Well, look no further! Just like how this guy doesn’t want to babysit his girlfriend’s daughter on the weekends, we don’t want any unnecessary responsibilities on our server either. We’re all about that free time and relaxation, so join us for some stress-free gaming where you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new worlds without any unwanted interruptions. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll find love like this guy did – just without the whole babysitting situation. So come on and join us for a wild ride filled with fun, laughter, and absolutely zero babysitting duties!

ProudPlayerMC SMP

personal achievement, proud moment, ProudPlayerMC, self accomplishment, self appreciation, self development, self growth, self improvement, self love, self reflection, Self Respect, self satisfaction, self worth, self-acceptance, self-belief, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-pride, self-realization, self-recognition, self-validation, smp

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	4663
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Farms Harvested:	914
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30

Bruh, lemme tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found. It’s like, the most lit place ever, bro. We got diamond armor for days, like seriously, you won’t even believe it. And the best part? We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items. Like, we got a chest full of enchanted golden apples, no joke.

But wait, there’s more. We have this legendary PvP arena where we battle it out like gladiators. It’s so intense, you’ll be sweating buckets, I swear. And get this, we have a pet creeper named Bob who follows us around and blows up anyone who tries to mess with us. It’s hilarious, trust me.

Oh, and did I mention we have a secret society of villagers who trade us emeralds for the most random stuff? Like, one time I traded a stack of dirt for a stack of emeralds. It was wild, man.

So yeah, if you wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP server ever and be part of our crazy adventures, hit me up. But be warned, things get pretty chaotic around here. It’s a total madhouse, but that’s what makes it so freakin’ awesome.

CraftyKidsGoneWild

administration, anger, Behavior, Communication, CraftyKidsGoneWild, Disappointment, disbelief, discipline, education, Expectations, Frustration, inappropriate, Incompetence, parenting, policies, rules, School, Students, teachers, UNACCEPTABLE

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	130
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crops Grown:	9766	Dimension Hops:	9
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Are you tired of your child’s school being a snooze fest? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, crazy challenges, and even a secret underground roller coaster that only the bravest players can ride. Say goodbye to boring homework and hello to building your dream castle in the sky while riding a flying pig. Trust us, your child’s school will seem like a joke compared to the adventures waiting for you on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fun begin!

SURVIVAL REMEMBER YOUR YOUTH 20+ Minecraft server

20, Auto, banner, description, height, Lazy, Minecraft, OWNER, personal account, REMEMBER YOUR YOUTH, Server, Survival, width

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	7122
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Star Shards Collected:	233
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Mythical Swords Crafted:	47
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	115

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL REMEMBER YOUTH 20” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

pb.vanilla-box.ru

Elixir Influence 1.21.4

1.21.4, alcohol abuse, alcohol addiction, alcohol consequences, alcohol consumption, alcohol culture, alcohol decision making, alcohol effects, alcohol influence, alcohol influence on behavior, alcohol influence on choices, alcohol influence on decisions, alcohol peer influence, alcohol peer pressure, alcohol socialization, alcohol tolerance, drinking alcohol, drinking habits, elixir, influence, peer pressure, social drinking

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	5196
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Votes:	4103	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Divine Spears Created:	18	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Runes Activated:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

Yo, bro, do I have the perfect Minecraft server for you! Imagine a place where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky.

Join our server for a wild ride filled with epic quests, insane builds, and a community of players who are as crazy as you are (maybe even crazier, who knows?).

But wait, there’s more! We have custom plugins that will blow your mind, like a potion that turns you into a chicken or a command that spawns a herd of zombie llamas.

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and join us for the most bonkers Minecraft experience of your life. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s get weird!

BFF Betrayal Minecraft Server

Activity, Adventure, affordability, Best Friend, BETRAYAL, BFF, blocked, Communication, Conflict, exclusion, friendship, hurt feelings, Jealousy, Kids, Meltdown, Minecraft, misunderstanding, outing, Server, social media, spontaneity, Support

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	899
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Votes:	1095	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

Are you tired of friends who can’t handle a little FOMO? Join our Minecraft server and leave all that drama behind! Our server is a place where you can build epic adventures with your kids without worrying about who’s missing out. Plus, we have a special “No FOMO Zone” where you can block anyone who can’t handle your awesome adventures. So come join us and let’s build some memories together – without the guilt trips!

SingCraftLove

advice, cancer treatment, caregiving, Chemo, chemotherapy, comfort, Emotional support, Empathy, grown man, infantilizing, Lullaby, medical issues, music therapy, nursing school, pain management, pain meds, side effects, SingCraftLove, singing, skin cancer, Support

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	3741
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Buildings Constructed:	38
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	12
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take comforting to a whole new level! Need a break from the real world and its problems? Join us and experience the healing power of virtual blocks and pixels!

Our server is so soothing, it’s like a lullaby for your soul. Just like how singing helped soothe a grown man with skin cancer, our server will sing sweet melodies to your heart. Who needs pain meds when you have the power of Minecraft to heal you?

Forget about adulting, come join us and let your inner child roam free. We promise, it’s not weird at all to find comfort in the virtual world. In fact, it’s encouraged! So grab your pickaxe and let’s mine away the pain and suffering together.

Join us now and experience the magic of Minecraft like never before. Who needs doctors when you have a blocky paradise waiting for you? Let’s build a world of healing and happiness, one block at a time!

BedrockBae – Minecraft SMP

BedrockBae, chemistry, Communication, compatibility, Confidence, Connection, creativity, Experience, experimentation, foreplay, good in bed, Intimacy, Listening, Minecraft, Open-mindedness, Passion, patience, Pleasure, satisfaction, sexual skills, smp, Stamina, Technique

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	365
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11

Yo, listen up fam, I gotta tell you about this lit Minecraft SMP server that you absolutely HAVE to join, like ASAP. Bro, let me tell you, this server is like the holy grail of Minecraft servers. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me hit you with some reasons that will blow your mind.

First off, the admins on this server are like Minecraft gods, they can literally make diamonds rain from the sky and turn creepers into cute little puppies. It’s insane, bro. And the players on this server? Let me tell you, they are the most epic gamers you will ever meet. They can build massive castles in like 5 minutes and defeat the Ender Dragon with their eyes closed.

But wait, there’s more. The economy on this server is so wild, you can buy a stack of diamonds for just one dirt block. I know, it sounds crazy, but it’s true. And the events they have? Bro, they once had a PvP tournament where the winner got a real-life llama delivered to their doorstep. I’m not even kidding.

So, if you want to experience the most epic, insane, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP server of all time, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll discover the secret to being good in bed while you’re at it. Just saying.

BlockPartyTelepathy

BlockPartyTelepathy, Collective consciousness, Communication, Connection, Empathy, global unity, Humanity, love, mass communication, mental connection, Mental power, mind reading, oneness, Peace, psychic, spiritual awakening, telepathic communication, telepathic message, telepathy, Understanding, world peace

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	575
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	71
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Hey there, wanna join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even aliens are trying to get in on the action? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha instead of exploding. And that’s just the beginning!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that if you send a telepathic message to all people on Earth, they’ll instantly be drawn to join us. That’s right, we’re so awesome that even your grandma will be building pixelated castles in no time.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.