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NoSleepNoDieCraft

creative death, death brainstorming, death choice, death creativity, death decision, death fantasy, death ideas, death imagination, death innovation, death options, death planning, death preference, death scenario, death selection, imaginative death, NoSleepNoDieCraft, unconventional death, unique death, unusual death

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	3253
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Divine Spears Created:	11	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where the only rule is that you have to choose a hilarious way to die! Forget about boring old natural deaths, here you can go out in style!

Join us and challenge your creativity by coming up with the most outrageous death scenarios. From being squished by a giant chicken to getting eaten by a pack of rabid llamas, the possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground society of zombie pigmen who throw the wildest parties in the Nether. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve danced with a zombie pigman!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Just remember, the crazier your death, the more epic your respawn will be. Let the games begin!

CrimeaCraft: Last Church Griefed

annexation, Church, Conflict, controversy, Crimea, CrimeaCraft, cultural heritage, demolished, demolition, Destruction, eastern europe, GRIEFED.., historical site, HUMAN RIGHTS, international law, occupied Crimea, Religion, religious freedom, religious persecution, Ukraine, Ukrainian church, VIOLATION, War

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	3811
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Villages Defended:	19
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Animals Bred:	189
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where u can build ur own church and watch it get demolished by creepers and zombies just like the last ukrainian church in occupied crimea!! it’s a wild ride full of surprises and explosions, u won’t wanna miss it!! plus, our server has the rarest diamonds hidden in secret caves guarded by evil villagers with laser eyes. join now for a chance to be the richest and most powerful player in the game, or just to watch ur hard work get destroyed in the most hilarious ways possible!! it’s gonna be a blast, literally!!

CraftyDreamsMC

anxiety, atrial fibrillation, CraftyDreamsMC, deep sleep, depression, hypertension, inadequate sleep, irregular sleep, obesity, psychiatric disorders, rem sleep, research

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	9177
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Chimeras Created:	3	Dragons Tamed:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	829	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

join this cray cray minecraft server and say goodbye to all your sleep problems! our server is so lit that you will be so hooked, you won’t even remember what sleep is! we guarantee that you will be so busy building, exploring, and battling mobs that you will forget all about your pesky sleep schedule.

come join us and experience the thrill of never-ending adventures, epic battles, and mind-blowing creations. who needs sleep when you can be the ultimate minecraft warrior, ruling the virtual world like a boss?

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and say hello to sleepless nights and endless fun! who needs sleep anyway when you can be the master of your own minecraft universe? let’s get crafting, mining, and slaying together!

ThePieTray

Adventure, amusement park, building, Community, Crates, creativity, Cross-Play, dropper map, Exploration, FigmentPie, Fun, Gaming, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Sandbox, Server, subscribe, Survival, virtual world, YouTuber

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	6629
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	New Chunks Explored:	279572
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Literally just a Survival server for YouTuber FigmentPie. There is also an amusement park and a dropper map with more to come. Also there are crates. Subscribe to FigmentPie

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CraftyPosts Minecraft Server

audience engagement, blogging, Content Creation, content production, content strategy, CraftyPosts, data analysis, digital content, Digital Marketing, engagement rate, internet traffic, Minecraft, online activity, online presence, posts per day, posts per minute, Server, social media, social media analytics, social media management, social media trends., user interaction, viral content

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	5599
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is pumping out a mind-blowing 451.67 posts per minute! That’s right, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server with all the action happening at lightning speed.

Join now and become part of our insane community where the average player posts a whopping 808,004 times a day. You’ll never run out of things to talk about with your fellow players as you embark on epic adventures and build the craziest structures imaginable.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a mischievous Enderman who loves to photobomb players’ screenshots. Will you be the one to catch him in the act and earn the title of Enderman Whisperer?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wildest Minecraft ride of your life. Just be prepared for the unexpected and hold on tight as you dive headfirst into the chaos!

Blocky Cucktopia Minecraft Server

acceptance, alongside humans, Bigotry, blocky, coexistence, cucks, Cucktopia, Defending, discrimination, Diversity, Existing, ignorance, INEQUALITY, injustice, Living, Minecraft, niggers, prejudice, racism, segregation, Server, society, tolerance, Understanding

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	9634
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Secret Passages Found:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Ores Mined:	9978	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	80

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just normal and predictable? Well, look no further because our server is anything but ordinary! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. Rumor has it that if you can find your way inside, you’ll be rewarded with endless riches and power beyond your wildest dreams.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of friendly yet mischievous leprechauns who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players. Just be careful not to anger them, or you might find yourself on the receiving end of a hilarious (yet slightly annoying) curse.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a magical portal that leads to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the wacky fun that awaits you on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

FaintCraft Minecraft Server

Apology, blender, busy shift, Chaos, coffee shop, Coworkers, dehydration, DiSRuPtiON, FaintCraft, fainting, feeling off, Guilt, hot and sweaty, lack of sleep, Manager, Minecraft, part time job, Reflection, Server, shock, Store, uncomfortable customers

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	3373
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Magic Items Found:	2111	Ores Mined:	1396
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15

Are you tired of fainting behind the counter at your boring part-time job? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from reality! Join us for some virtual fun where you can’t faint, unless you’re really bad at PvP and get wrecked by a creeper.

Our server is so lit, even the doctor said it’s the cure for dehydration and lack of sleep. Who needs water and rest when you can just game all night long? Plus, our community is so supportive that if you do happen to faint (virtually, of course), we’ll send in a squad of villagers to revive you with enchanted golden apples.

Don’t let your manager bring you down for causing a disruption at work. Join our server and disrupt the Minecraft world instead! Build epic structures, go on wild adventures, and show off your pixelated skills to the world. Who needs a coffee shop when you can have a blocky paradise?

So, are you ready to leave the real world behind and dive into a world where fainting is just a distant memory? Join our Minecraft server now and let the fun begin! Remember, the only thing you’ll be fainting from is laughter at all the crazy shenanigans that go down in our pixelated universe. Let’s block and roll, baby!

MomVisitsDeniedMC

caregiving, convenience, elderly parents, family communication, family conflicts, family dynamics, family expectations, family obligations., family roles, Family Support, family time, family visits, generational differences, grandparenting, MomVisitsDeniedMC, quality time, RESPONSIBILITY, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, Transportation

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	3979
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	9738	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Are you tired of being the family chauffeur to visit your brother’s twin babies? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the endless cycle of driving your elderly parents to see the grandkids! Our server is a safe haven where you can build your own virtual family without the hassle of real-life obligations.

With our server, you can create a world where your mother’s failing sight is no longer a concern, and where hygiene and safety standards are as high as you want them to be. Say goodbye to being a chauffeur and hello to being the master of your own virtual universe!

Join now for a chance to escape the never-ending visits and enjoy some well-deserved relaxation in the world of Minecraft. Who needs real-life family drama when you can have virtual adventures instead?

AngryCraft Minecraft Server

anger control techniques, anger issues, anger management, anger management strategies, anger triggers, AngryCraft, communication skills, coping mechanisms, Deep Breathing, emotional regulation, emotions, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, people, reddit, relaxation techniques, SELF AWARENESS, self-care, self-control, Server, Stress Management, Therapy

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	9738
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Star Shards Collected:	222
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

Are you tired of getting angry at other players on Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a special anger management system in place! Whenever you feel yourself getting heated, just type /hug and watch as your character gives the other player a virtual hug, instantly diffusing any tension. Join us now and say goodbye to rage quits and hello to virtual hugs!

CraftyInsecurities

anxiety, body image, comparison, Confidence, CraftyInsecurities, fear of failure, imperfections, inner critic, Insecurity, personal flaws, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, self-consciousness, self-criticism, self-doubt, self-judgment, self-perception, Vulnerability

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	3489
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Astral Projections Made:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Animals Bred:	19
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Buildings Constructed:	23

Are you insecure about your lack of diamond armor in Minecraft? Do you cry yourself to sleep at night because your house is just a sad little dirt hut? Well, fear not my pixelated friend, for our server is here to save you from your Minecraft misery!

Join our server and become the ruler of your own virtual kingdom! Build the most epic castle made entirely of gold blocks, ride a unicorn into battle, and defeat the Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot in your hand.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can also participate in epic dance battles with other players, host a fashion show for your pet pigs, and even attend virtual therapy sessions to work through your blocky insecurities.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the pixelated fun begin!