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JapanCraft: Because Creepers are the Real Enemy

affordable living, cheap food, convenience, CREEPERS, Cultural differences, degree requirement, ENEMY, English teacher, expat benefits, expat life, international experience, Japan, JapanCraft, job satisfaction, language skills, living abroad, low cost of living, no tipping, quality of life, real, salary comparison, teaching English, work abroad

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	7469
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Dragons Tamed:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Are you tired of living in a boring old country with expensive food and tipping culture? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape to a world where the only currency is blocks and the only language spoken is gamer speak!

With our server, all you need is a degree (any degree will do) and the ability to speak English (or at least type it in the chat). You’ll be living the high life in no time, just like our English teacher friend in Japan.

Forget about high living costs and tipping woes, on our server you can build your dream house out of virtual blocks and never worry about rent or bills again. Join us today and start living your best virtual life!

Botan’s Blocky Hunt

Anime, blocky, Botans, challenge, Character, chase, danger, Entertainment, Escape, Gaming, hunt, hunting, last watched, Livestream, ONLINE, Shishiro Botan, showdown, STOP, Streamer, Suspense, Target, Thriller, virtual reality, Vtuber

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	4312
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring quests and mundane tasks? Well, look no further because on our server, Shishiro Botan is on the loose and she’s out for blood! The only way to stop her is by teaming up with the last vtuber you watched – whether it’s a singing cat or a virtual penguin, they’re your only hope against this virtual menace.

Join our server for the thrill of a lifetime as you navigate through dangerous obstacles, uncover hidden secrets, and battle it out with other players to see who will emerge victorious in the epic showdown against Shishiro Botan. And who knows, maybe you’ll even unlock some rare loot or discover a secret passage that leads to untold treasures.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a wild adventure that will have you on the edge of your seat (or gaming chair) as you fight to save the virtual world from certain doom. And remember, the fate of the Minecraft universe rests in your hands – no pressure!

Blocky Banter

Analysis, Backlash, bad, banter, blocky, Community, critique, ctrl+f, Disappointment, discussion, Eiyuden, Expectations, Feedback, Gaming, lack of results, letdown, Opinions, reception, Results, RPG, search, video games

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	3175
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a pixelated wonderland! Join us for the chance to ride on a flying pig, battle a dragon with a rubber chicken, and even build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?). Don’t miss out on the opportunity to join the craziest Minecraft server in existence – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep). So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

CraftyCreeper’s Diversity Den

acceptance, appreciation, CHANGE, Community, compassion, CraftyCreepers, Den, Diversity, Empathy, Experience, Gratitude, Help, Humanity, Kindness, perspective, prejudice, racism, realization, stereotype, Support, transformation, Unity

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	9646
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Votes:	4732	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Enchantments Applied:	116
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Dimension Hops:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	8

> Be me, just your average anti-Mexican dude, thanks to /pol/ and good ol’ Trump

> Driving home late at night, raining cats and dogs

> Of course, I get a flat tire, because why not?

> Trying to channel my inner mechanic, I struggle to get the spare tire out from under my SUV

> Suddenly, a wild Mexican man and his son appear, like guardian angels in a beat-up truck

> They swoop in and change my tire in record time, like some sort of tire-changing ninjas

> In that moment, my entire worldview shifts – these Mexicans showed me kindness when my own kind (white folks) couldn’t be bothered

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s all about breaking stereotypes and spreading love, join us! We may not change your tires, but we’ll definitely change your perspective!

Rollerblades vs Longboard Wars

Adventure, Athletic, city, commuting, Country, Cruiser board, Decision making, discrimination, Exercise, Fast, FITNESS, Flexible, Fun, Longboard, nimble, outdoor activities, Rollerblades, Transportation, Traveling, Urban mobility, Warning, Wars

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	6296
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Towns Built:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	185	Divine Spears Created:	25
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Are you tired of slow and boring transportation options in Minecraft? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all nimble, flexible, and fast travelers! And don’t worry, we have a strict no unathletic fat niggers policy to ensure only the most athletic and agile players can join our ranks. So hop on board and experience the thrill of zooming through our virtual world at lightning speed! Join now or miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!

Mom’s Vtuber Server: Where Moms are Forced to Stream Minecraft

Anime, Community, Content Creation, COSPLAY, Entertainment, family involvement, forced, FORCING, Gaming, internet celebrity, LIVESTREAMING, Minecraft, moms, Mother, ONLINE, Pekomama, Pics, Server, Stream, streaming, trope, virtual, Vtuber, vtuber’s trope

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	9476
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride as we force Vtuber’s mothers to stream their gameplay. That’s right, you’ll get to watch Pekomama herself battle creepers and mine for diamonds while you play alongside her. Can you think of a better Vtuber’s trope? We didn’t think so. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for some epic adventures and hilarious moments. And don’t forget to post those Pekomama pics – we can never have enough!

Haters Gonna Craft

Community, Craft, culture, discussion, dislike, Entertainment, everyone, games, Gaming, Gonna, hate, Haters, love, Mainstream, Media, Niche, Opinions, Popular, Preferences, Social, trends, unpopular opinion, video games

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	3883
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	331	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old games and features? Look no further, because our server is like a wild party in the Nether!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a pig into battle against an army of evil chickens. Or how about participating in a dance-off with a group of friendly creepers?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Disco, where players can show off their best dance moves while surrounded by sparkling diamonds.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life? Trust us, once you’ve been to our server, you’ll never want to leave!

Crafty McCraftface: Where the Real Happening is Happening!

#bigmoment, #bringiton, #cantwait, #eventoftheyear, #finallyhere, #gamechanger, #GetReady, #historyinthemaking, #letsgo, #momentous, #readyforit, #realhappening, #thisisit, anticipation, buzzing, Crafty, Epic, EXCITEMENT, Happening, hype, McCraftface, real, Thrilling, UNMISSABLE

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	1337
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Dragon Scales Harvested:	225
Players Killed by Monsters:	7221	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a stack of wool blocks? Well, get ready for the server that will have you saying “LOL” in no time! This server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon is scared to fly near it!

Join us and experience the thrill of mining diamonds with a pickaxe made of pure bacon! Fight off hordes of zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot on a stick! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret chest filled with enchanted golden apples and stacks of emerald blocks!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken Jockey Army, a group of fearless warriors who ride into battle on the backs of giant chickens! And rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cake!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!

Crafty Stacys and Lanky Lads Minecraft Server

alpha male, beta male, Chad, Crafty, DATING, envy, first date, Friend, hookup, Jealousy, Lads, lanklet, lanky, Masculinity, Minecraft, relationships, Server, short girl, social dynamics, Stacy, Stacys, Stereotypes, Tall, tall guy, unemployed, Universe

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	1491
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	202	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Zombie Dances:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9919	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Meteorites Collected:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where even the lankiest of lanklets can score with a Stacy on the first date! Our Chads live in a universe where the laws of physics don’t apply and where diamond swords are just a fashion accessory. Join us for epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and a chance to prove that even the most unlikely hero can come out on top. Who needs a job when you can conquer the virtual world with your trusty pickaxe and a whole lot of swagger? Come join us and see why this server is the place to be for all the cool kids (and lanklets) in town!

Crafty Kooky Krew: Where Minecraft meets questionable conspiracy theories!

anti-semitism, Bigotry, Conspiracy, Crafty, Cultural differences, discrimination, Diversity, equality, ethnicity, hate, Historical conflicts, ignorance, injustice, intolerance, Jews, Kooky, Krew, meets, Minecraft, prejudice, Questionable, racism, Religion, Social Issues, Stereotypes, Supremacy, theories, white men

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	1492
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9783	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because our server is where the real chaos happens! Join us and witness epic battles between Jews and white men as they fight for dominance in the virtual world. Will the Jews finally get their revenge on those pesky white men? Or will the white men prevail and build the biggest, baddest castle you’ve ever seen? Only time will tell on this wild and wacky server. So come on, join the madness and see who comes out on top!