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| Players: | 94/500 | Votes: | 6255 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Battle Standards Raised: | 13 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 | Magic Items Found: | 3180 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 | Alien Abductions: | 5 |
Are you tired of being forever alone in Minecraft? Well, join our SMP and you might just find yourself a virtual girlfriend! That’s right, we have a special plugin that matches players up based on their in-game compatibility. Who needs Tinder when you have Minecraft, am I right?
But wait, there’s more! On our server, your net worth is capped at $50k. Why, you ask? Because we believe in equality and we don’t want any rich players flaunting their diamond armor and netherite swords while the rest of us are still rocking leather gear. Plus, it makes for some hilarious trading scenarios where players have to get creative with their limited resources.
So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy SMP today and experience the wackiest adventures and shenanigans you’ll ever encounter in Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but it’ll be a hilarious regret)!
