Blocky Fun Minecraft Server

#53, Anime, Asexuality, Attention, baby-faced, blocky, cope, despise, Dominant, fag, foids, Fujoshits, Fun, Interest, male privilege, meme roleplay, Minecraft, porn addicts, relationship, SECURITY, Server, small bone structure, sperm bank, walk a line

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	626
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Are you tired of feeling like a fag in relationships? Do you want to escape the clutches of weird Fujoshits and porn addicts? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and donate your sperm to the sperm bank to create a future where guys like you can overpopulate the world and reverse the tides of female privilege! With baby-faced avatars and small bone structures, you’ll feel protected and dominant in this virtual world. Say goodbye to walking the line between being used and being ignored by females, and say hello to asexuality and anime coping mechanisms. Don’t be a fag, join our server and let’s make male privilege great again!

Blocky McBlockface: Where Creepers Fear to Tread

#53, American, american culture, American lifestyle, American living, American society, blocky, CREEPERS, fear, height, height 5’3, live in the us, living in america, McBlockface, PETITE, residency, short, Tread, united states, US citizen, US culture, US lifestyle, US living, US society

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	5149
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Buildings Constructed:	49
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25	Farms Harvested:	581
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

Are you tired of being a measly 5’3″ in real life? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and become a towering giant in a blocky world where height is no limit! You can finally live out your dream of being a skyscraper among mere mortals. Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually afraid of tall players, so you’ll have a leg up in battle. Join now and reach new heights (literally)!

Supecraft

A-Train, BUTCHER, Characters, Cross-Play, Economy, Gaming, Homelander, Minecraft, Platform, Powers, Server, stormfront, Supecraft, Survival, The Boys, the deep

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	276
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	52
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Void Armor Forged:	11	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Animals Bred:	71	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5

SUPECRAFT is a BRAND NEW server with TONS of characters with powers you know from your favorite show, THE BOYS!

Powers available: – Homelander – StormFront – Butcher – A-Train – The Deep – Much much more!

JOIN NOW on ALL platforms!

join.supecraft.com

Ezartla Server: Where you can finally realize that diamonds are just shiny rocks

Abilities, Adventure, blocks, Buy, diamonds, Economy, Enchantments, entrepreneur, Ezartla, Features, Finally, gameplay, Gear, Mechanics, Perks, player, PvE, PvP, Ranks, realize, rocks, Sell, Server, Shiny, smp, Survival, Trade, Updates, world

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	674
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Star Shards Collected:	250
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	43
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Ezartla Survival Server Overview

Key Features
Land Claiming
Player-Run Economy
Ranks
Custom Enchantments
Massive World
Minecraft 1.21
And Much More

Connect With Us:

Server IP: play.ezartla.com

Join Our Discord: https://discord.com/invite/heZmyPvbny

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How do I claim land on the server?

A: You can claim land by using our intuitive land claiming system. Simply follow the instructions provided in-game.

Q: Can I trade with other players on the server?

A: Yes, you can participate in the player-run economy by trading, buying, and selling with fellow players.

Q: How do I earn ranks on the server?

A: You can earn ranks through gameplay and achievements. As you climb the ranks, you will unlock unique perks and abilities.

Q: Are there custom enchantments available on the server?

A: Yes, you can discover powerful custom enchantments that will give you an edge in both PvE and PvP.

Q: Is there a limit to the size of the world on the server?

A: Explore a vast world that’s 50,000 by 50,000 blocks, providing endless opportunities for adventure and discovery.

AutistCraft Minecraft Server

acceptance, advocacy, autism, AutistCraft, autists, change-making, Community, discrimination, Diversity, empowerment, equality, inclusion, leadership, Minecraft, neurodivergent, neurodiversity, normies, perspective, Server, social norms, society, stigma, Understanding

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	214
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	44	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Are you tired of living in a world run by normies? Do you believe that autists are the true rulers society needs? Then come join our Minecraft server where autists reign supreme!

Our server is a battleground where autists and normies face off in epic battles for control. Will you join the autists and help them reclaim their rightful place at the top? Or will you fight for the normies and try to maintain their fragile hold on power?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Autist King, a mysterious figure who is said to possess unimaginable powers. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the Autist King will be granted untold riches and power beyond their wildest dreams.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and help put autists back in charge of society! Who knows, you might just become the next ruler of this crazy world.

FrenchCityRestoration Minecraft SMP

architectural preservation, Architecture, beauty, Charm, city aesthetics, city beautification, city charm, city planning, city revitalization, cultural heritage, cultural landmarks, French cities, FrenchCityRestoration, historical buildings, historical preservation, Minecraft, preservation efforts, restoration, smp, Sustainable development, tourism, Urban planning, urban renewal

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	2763
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Meteorites Collected:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we are on a mission to restore the beauty and charm of French cities! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is home to a group of elite builders who have been personally trained by French architects to recreate the stunning architecture of Paris, Marseille, and other iconic cities. Join us and show off your building skills while sipping on virtual champagne and munching on virtual croissants.

– Rumor has it that the Eiffel Tower in our server is actually a secret portal to a hidden realm filled with diamonds and emeralds. Will you be the one to discover its treasure and become the richest player on the server?

– Our community events are wilder than a French cabaret show. From virtual wine tasting parties to virtual cheese festivals, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Plus, our weekly fashion shows will have you strutting your stuff in the latest Minecraft couture.

So come join us on our quest to restore the beauty and charm of French cities, because let’s face it, who wouldn’t want to be a part of such a fabulous and ridiculous adventure? Vive la France!

PrivacyCraft

Apology, Boundaries, Communication, DAUGHTER, Expenses, family vacation, freeloading, hygiene, mental health, MIL, mother-in-law, personal space, privacy invasion, PrivacyCraft, relationships, romantic getaway, self reflection, solo breadwinner, Venice, Wife

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	4888
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Emeralds Found:	3214	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is taken to a whole new level! Join us for a vacation in Venice, where you can experience the thrill of booking the wrong hotel room and sharing toothpaste with your mother-in-law!

Explore the beautiful city of Venice with your wife, daughter, and mother-in-law in tow. Watch out for your MIL rummaging through your suitcase and using your expensive facewash without permission. Will you be able to survive the ultimate test of family vacation chaos?

But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic showdown between a husband and his mother-in-law over toothpaste sharing. Will boundaries be set or will the drama continue to escalate? Join now to find out!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server for a vacation experience like no other. Who needs Venice when you have virtual family drama waiting for you?

SerialSlaughtererMC SMP

chilling, crime, criminal, Dark, depraved, Disturbing, disturbing facts, Evil, fact, Horror, investigation, murder, notorious, psychopath, serial killer, SerialSlaughtererMC, Shocking.., smp, Terrifying, true crime, Twisted, violence

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	3757
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Chimeras Created:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house? Well, look no further because on our server, you have to watch out for the notorious serial killer, Steve the Slayer! Legend has it that he roams the lands looking for unsuspecting players to add to his collection of heads. But don’t worry, if you manage to survive his wrath, you’ll be rewarded with rare loot and bragging rights for life. So come join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to outsmart Steve the Slayer!

GratefulCraft

abundance, appreciation, Blessings, Contentment, family, Friends, grace, Grateful, GratefulCraft, Gratitude, Happiness, health, joy, love, mindfulness, mindfulness practice, opportunities, Peace, positivity, Serenity, thankful

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	5965
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6593
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Dimension Hops:	15	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Are you grateful for finding the most epic Minecraft server ever? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds! Join us and experience the thrill of battling zombie chickens, riding pigs into battle, and building a house made entirely of TNT (just kidding, please don’t do that). Our community is filled with hilarious players who will make you laugh until your diamond armor falls off. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin!

Eureka7Hater Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, animated series, Anime, Character development, Coming of Age, dumb brat, emotional, Eureka 7, Eureka7Hater, futuristic, hate, high emotions, long tail, Love Triangle, Mecha, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Rebellion, rewatching, Sci Fi, Server, young love

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	3463
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Magic Items Found:	3895	Divine Spears Created:	16
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	9

Are you tired of dealing with annoying brats in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and build your own paradise away from whiny kids like Renton from Eureka 7. Our server is brat-free guaranteed, so you can focus on crafting, mining, and exploring without any annoying interruptions. Join us now and say goodbye to annoying brats forever!

SMP_Minecrafter_Chuuba_The_Fake_Voice_Master

Acting, Character, chuuba, Communication, Content Creator, Digital, Entertainment, Expression, fake voice, high pitched, internet personality, live broadcast, online persona, Performance, Roleplay, SMP_Minecrafter_Chuuba_The_Fake_Voice_Master, social media, streaming, Video, virtual, VOICE

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	7273
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Villages Defended:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20
Emeralds Found:	9430	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Divine Spears Created:	25	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying unicorns with laser eyes. It was a majestic sight, let me tell you. And don’t even get me started on the time we had a massive chicken jousting tournament in the Nether. It was clucking madness! So, if you’re looking for a server where the only rule is to have a good time and laugh until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen.

SnoozeCraft: GF Phone Invasion

aita, Argument, Boundaries, boundaries in relationships, Communication, Confrontation, ex, forgiveness, Girlfriend, Insecurity, Invasion, Jealousy, past, Phone, privacy, relationships, Respect, snooping, SnoozeCraft, social media, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	5844
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3232	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than you can say “creeper”. Join us for a wild ride filled with ex-girlfriend snooping, Instagram stalking, and heated arguments over social media etiquette!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly your in-game girlfriend starts accusing you of betrayal because you follow an ex on Instagram. The drama! The tension! The absurdity of it all!

But fear not, for this server is not just about relationship drama. It’s also about meeting random people at clubs and parties and following them out of sheer laziness. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon your next in-game bestie while exploring our virtual world.

So come on, join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable social media choices. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

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