52k Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Bitcoin Down 1% Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	6926
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Crops Grown:	4639	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Votes:	3034	Endless Night Skies:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at!

Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the price of Bitcoin dictates our every move. When Bitcoin goes down 1%, we have billions of bears crowing and sacrificing sheep to the Bull God in hopes of a price increase.

But that’s not all! We have insane challenges like building a rollercoaster out of obsidian or creating a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat. The crazier, the better!

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us on our server and prepare for the ride of your life. Who knows, you might even become the next sacrifice for the Bull God!

Crafty Demons: Shin Megami LOLtensei Server

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	6403
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	21	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Are you tired of wandering around in boring old Minecraft worlds wearing the same old armor? Well, look no further! Join our server and you can dress up as an angel! That’s right, we have custom angel wings, halos, and even sparkly robes for you to strut your stuff in. Who needs diamond armor when you can look this fabulous?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Angelic Chicken, a rare breed of chicken that lays golden eggs. Rumor has it that if you collect enough golden eggs, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Want to fly like a bird? Wish granted. Want to turn all your enemies into harmless bunnies? Wish granted. The possibilities are endless!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start living your best angelic life. Just remember, wings may cause slight discomfort when sitting in minecarts. But hey, beauty is pain, right?

Crafting High on Life: Where Drugs Lost the Battle

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	3854
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	43
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more addictive than mining for diamonds is our virtual drug trade! Join us as we explore the question: “How come drugs won the war on drugs?”

Our server is filled with colorful characters, from friendly villagers selling suspicious potions to shady creepers peddling questionable substances. Take a trip to our Nether realm, where the lava flows like molten hot sauce and the ghasts are rumored to be high on their own fumes.

But beware, the drug lords of our server are not to be trifled with. Rumor has it that the Ender Dragon owes his power to a secret stash of enchanted mushrooms, and the Wither boss is rumored to have a serious addiction to TNT.

So come join us on our server, where the only thing more mind-blowing than our pixelated landscapes is the sheer absurdity of it all. Who needs reality when you can escape to a world where drugs reign supreme?

MineCrafty McMineFace: Genshin Edition

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	562
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	23

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to be! Join us for a chance to redeem special program codes that will unlock secret treasures and rare items in the game.

But wait, there’s more! Our latest version update, “Two Worlds Aflame, the Crimson Night Fades,” will take you on a wild adventure like never before. Explore new lands, battle fierce monsters, and uncover hidden secrets that will leave you on the edge of your seat.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about our current character banner featuring Neuvillette, Kaedehara Kazuha, Yanfei, Xingqiu, and Barbara? These characters are not your average Minecraft villagers – they come with special abilities and powers that will help you conquer any challenge that comes your way.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the ultimate Minecraft champion in no time!

TrannyCraft: Where Bad Voices Make Good Times

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	4048
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Villages Defended:	11
Potions Brewed:	190	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Endless Night Skies:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Crops Grown:	7076

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling zombie chickens armed with diamond swords, or ride on the back of a flying pig while shooting fireballs at your enemies. Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear party hats and dance to disco music!

But that’s not all – we have secret underground tunnels filled with treasure, where you can challenge the legendary Ender Dragon to a dance-off! And if you’re lucky, you might just stumble upon the mythical unicorn army that roams the land, spreading glitter and rainbows wherever they go.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it… unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to the boring servers.

Crafty LOLz: The ‘Did they?’ Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	1609
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Astral Projections Made:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, chickens wear sunglasses, and creepers do the Macarena before exploding! Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie to funky tunes. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every Friday night to show off his killer dance moves.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle while wearing a top hat and monocle? Don’t miss out on the madness, join us today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

JellyCraft: Where even the creepers can’t handle our jelly

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	2061
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Endless Night Skies:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

Are you ready to enter a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha? Then buckle up, buttercup, because this Minecraft server is about to blow your mind!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride llamas into battle, build a house out of rainbow-colored wool, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing until your sides hurt.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret hidden treasure chests filled with enchanted golden apples, talking parrots who will gossip about all the drama in the server, and a magical portal that leads to a dimension made entirely out of cake.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding TNT traps). Trust us, you’re not ready for this jelly…but you’re gonna love it!

Hot Blocks Club

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	2946
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Emeralds Found:	4988	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	999	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally turned their pet pig into a flying unicorn with laser eyes. True story.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride dragons, build castles made entirely of cake, and even participate in epic dance battles with the Ender Dragon. Oh, and did we mention that every time you mine a diamond, a chorus of singing villagers appears to serenade you?

If you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, then look no further than Ohitusoikeuspainos! Join us now and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of magic.

GoonCraft: Arkham Asylum Edition!

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	7721
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Villages Defended:	17	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Are you tired of being a regular old goon in the Arkham universe? Do you want to spice up your criminal career with some pixelated fun? Then look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and become the ultimate goon in a world where the only limits are your imagination (and maybe a few creepers). Build your own villainous lair, team up with other goons to pull off heists, and even battle it out with Batman himself (well, maybe just a player dressed as Batman, but close enough)!

But that’s not all – we also have exclusive mini-games like “Joker’s Funhouse” where you can test your skills in deadly obstacle courses and “Two-Face’s Coin Flip” where luck is the only thing standing between you and victory.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and show Gotham City who the real goon boss is!

KentuckyCraft: Where Creepers Wear MAGA Hats

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	7004
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Mines Excavated:	1481	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	1752
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules? Well, have we got the server for you! Introducing the most outrageous and insane Minecraft server you’ll ever play on!

Join our server and experience the thrill of criminalizing homelessness in a virtual world! That’s right, just like the “Safer Kentucky Act,” our server allows you to shoot homeless players engaging in “unlawful camping.” It’s a wild west out there, folks!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is like 20 servers packed into one! You can enhance penalties for sleeping in your virtual car, damaging your virtual apartment, or fleeing from virtual police. And don’t forget about our three-strike rule, where the third strike could mean a mandatory life sentence or virtual execution!

Join now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft server on the internet. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can experience the thrill of extreme anti-homeless, tough-on-crime gameplay? Don’t miss out on the action – join today!

MineCrafty McMineFace: Where you can dig, build, and avoid work guilt-free! Join us for epic adventures!

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	5602
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Runes Activated:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	123	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Villages Defended:	16

Are you tired of sitting around doing nothing for 8 hours a day at your internship? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape the monotony of real life by building, exploring, and battling creepers! Who needs a boring internship when you can be the master of your own virtual world? Plus, rumor has it that Steve from Minecraft actually got his start on our server before becoming a blocky legend. So come join us and start your journey to virtual greatness!