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Biden’s Boomtown: Explosive Adventures

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	868
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Divine Spears Created:	30
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9

Yo yo yo, welcome to the craziest Minecraft server out there! We got more explosions than Beirut, and that’s saying something! Biden even be talking about us, saying we hitting Iran’s oil sector with our epic TNT cannons!

Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of dodging explosions left and right while building your own epic base. Our community is lit, just like those oil fields we be blowin’ up! So come on, what you waiting for? Join now and let’s make Minecraft history together!

Shut Up Teacher Minecraft Server

AUTHORITY, Behavior, child support, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, consequences, discipline, DISRESPECTFUL, education, investigation, Late, Minecraft, overreacting, Parent, Police, Problem, School, Server, shut, shut up, STUDENT, Teacher

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	5317
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Magic Items Found:	2884	Mythical Quests Completed:	37
Meteorites Collected:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Alien Abductions:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Enchantments Applied:	214

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as your school life? Look no further than our server! Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will make you forget all about your teacher’s questionable comments. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so awesome, even the police are investigating it for being too lit. So come on, join us and let’s show those cops what real trouble looks like!

Minecraft SMP – /xivg/ – Final Fantasy XIV: Dawntrail General

Balmung, cerberus, Chaos, Costume Party Mixer, crystal, DAWNTRAIL, Dawntrail General, Dynamis, FANTASY, FINAL, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, general, Goblet, Goblin, Gold Saucer, Golem, Il Mheg, Lavender Beds, Letter from the Producer LIVE, Linkshells, Lydha Lran, Mahjong Lounge, Marilith, materia, MEETUPS, Minecraft, mist, Plum Spring, Pre-Halloween Badlands Chugs Watch Party, primal, Resources, Roleplaying Meetup, Shirogane, smp, Tokusatsu Watch Party, Twin Peaks, Ultros, XIV, xivg, Yanxia, zombie movies, zurvan

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	7987
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you log on and find yourself in a world where pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs), diamonds grow on trees (yes, trees!), and the creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding (trust us, it’s a sight to see).

But wait, there’s more! Our server events are out of this world. From zombie movie marathons to Mahjong tournaments, we’ve got something for everyone. And don’t even get us started on our costume parties – you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of skeletons doing the cha-cha slide.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even make friends with a talking cow or discover a secret underground disco party. The possibilities are endless (and slightly ridiculous, but that’s half the fun)!

GutFeelingGamer – Minecraft SMP

Accurate, clairvoyant, eerie, foreboding, gut feeling, gut instinct, gut reaction, GutFeelingGamer, Instincts, instinctual knowledge, intuition, intuition is always right, intuitive hunch, Minecraft, Mysterious, premonition, psychic, sixth sense, smp, strange, trust your gut, Uncanny, Unexplainable

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	1641
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Zombie Dances:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Secret Passages Found:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Farms Harvested:	669	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

Have you ever had a gut feeling that you should join a Minecraft SMP because it’s the only place where llamas ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens? Well, that feeling is about to come true! Our server is filled with wacky adventures, crazy builds, and a community of players who are just as bonkers as you are. So come join us and let your wildest gut feelings lead you to victory!

SmileCraft – The Happy Server

Brighten your day, cheerful moments, everyday life, Feel-Good, Gratitude, Happiness, Happy, happy thoughts, Heartwarming, joy, little moments, little things, positive vibes, positivity, Server, simple joys, simple pleasures, small things, Smile, smilecraft, spreading happiness, Uplifting, warm fuzzies

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	1208
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Void Armor Forged:	24
Votes:	7196	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

Imagine a Minecraft server where every time you log in, you are greeted by a dancing chicken wearing a top hat and monocle. Yes, this server is so fancy even the animals dress to impress! Join us for the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of evil llamas armed with diamond swords. And if that’s not enough to make you smile, how about a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of mischievous creepers? Trust us, this server is so wacky and wild, you’ll never stop grinning from ear to ear!

HashemCraft: Strike in Beirut

Beirut, Conflict, extremist organization, Hashem Safieddine, HashemCraft, hezbollah, IAF strike, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, military operation, Nasrallah, political assassination, regional tensions, Report, RETALIATION, security threat, strike, Successor, targeted killing, Terrorism, War on Terror

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	6440
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server cuz, liek, it’s got crazier battles den Nasrallah’s reported successor, Hashem Safieddine, getting targeted in an IAF strike in Beirut, bro. we got mobs dat’ll make u pee ur pants, and bosses dat’ll make u cry for ur mama. plus, we got secret dungeons filled with treasure dat’ll make u richer den a leprechaun on st. patrick’s day. so, come join us if u wanna have a blast and forget about all dat real world drama, yo.

Crafty Mispronounced Server

articulation, Commonly, Crafty, English, enunciation, Language, language learning, linguistics, Mispronounced, phonetics, pronunciation, pronunciation difficulties, pronunciation errors, pronunciation examples, pronunciation guide, pronunciation help, pronunciation practice, pronunciation rules, pronunciation tips, Server, Speech, Word

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	134
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Endless Night Skies:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	20

are you tired of boring old minecraft servers? do you want to join a server that will blow your mind and make you laugh until you pee your pants? well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most insane server out there!

join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking pig named bob who will guide you through our magical world filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying tacos. but be careful, because there are also evil llamas who will try to steal your diamonds and turn them into glittery poop.

if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond chicken who lays eggs made of pure gold. and don’t forget about our secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons until the sun comes up.

so what are you waiting for? come join us on our server and experience the most epic, hilarious, and downright bonkers minecraft adventure of your life! trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).

Kagura Bachi’s Fun Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, Anime, Bachis, Based, Demons, Epic, FANTASY, folklore, Fun, Japanese culture, kagura, Kagurabachi, Legendary, Manga, Minecraft, Powerful, Samurai, Server, SHONEN, Supernatural, sword fighting, Traditional, warrior, yokai

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	5511
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Villages Defended:	16
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Do you want to experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide? Look no further than our server!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, quests to find the legendary bacon sword, and a chance to ride on the back of a dragon made entirely out of TNT.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob of all – the disco llama. Witness its dazzling dance moves and join in on the fun as it leads you on a wild scavenger hunt for hidden treasures.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Chrome SMP: > Gets An Influx Of Users Minecraft SMP

browser, bugs, Challenges, Chrome, coding, Development, enshittification, extensions, Feedback, glitches, IMPROVEMENTS, influx, influx of users, Issues, manifest v3, Minecraft, process, programming, smp, software, Technology, Troubleshooting, Updates, user experience, Users

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	6193
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	70
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	235
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	135
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated pyramids with their hooves. Yes, you heard that right – llamas!

2. We have a secret underground society of players who communicate solely through interpretive dance. Want to join their ranks? Better start practicing your moves!

3. Our server is guarded by a giant chicken named Cluck Norris who will peck anyone who dares to grief or cheat. Trust us, you don’t want to mess with Cluck Norris.

4. Rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear at the bottom of a lava lake. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to retrieve it without getting burned to a crisp.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and embark on the craziest adventure of your pixelated life!

BlockNeighborLawsuit

BlockNeighborLawsuit, dog attack, dog bite, dog leash laws, dog owner liability, financial compensation, insurance coverage, lawsuit, legal action, legal responsibility, lost wages, medical bills, neighbor dispute, neighbor negligence, neighbor relationship, nerve damage, permanent damage, personal injury, property rights, trespassing, vicious dog

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	2474
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of neighborly disputes taken to the next level!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, your neighbor’s dog attacks you! But wait, there’s more! You end up in the hospital with a serious infection, all because of a friendly visit gone wrong. And that’s just the beginning!

Join our server and immerse yourself in the chaos of neighborly drama, dog attacks, and hospital visits. Will you be the one to sue for lost wages, medical bills, and permanent damage? Only time will tell on our outrageous Minecraft server!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the wildest adventures you never knew you needed in a Minecraft server!