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Lone Heat Wanderer 1.21.3

1.21.3, action, aid, alone, Assistance, care, comfort, compassion, Empathy, Heat, Help, Humanity, intervention, Kindness, lone, moral duty, neglect, rescue, RESPONSIBILITY, Stand, suffer, Support, WANDERER

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	5907
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Chimeras Created:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join our Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, we got the hottest lava pits this side of the digital world!

I’m talking about some next level heat, like you’ve never experienced before. And guess what? You can push other players into the lava for some good ol’ fashioned trolling fun!

Plus, we have a secret underground ice cave where you can cool off after all that heat. It’s like a sauna and a freezer had a baby, and it’s freaking awesome!

So, what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s make some virtual memories together!

ScaleOf10 Minecraft SMP

1-10 scale, current mood, emotional state, emotional well being, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, personal check-in, ScaleOf10, self appraisal, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self rating, self reflection, self review, self-analysis, self-assessment, self-care, self-evaluation, Self-examination, self-judgment, self-perception, smp

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	642
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Farms Harvested:	309
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Divine Scrolls Written:	16

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons, like who even needs to go mining anymore? And get this, our server mascot is a llama named Larry who can fly and shoot laser beams out of his eyes. Yeah, you heard me right, LASER BEAM LLAMA.

But wait, there’s more! We have weekly events where we all dress up as chickens and have dance parties in the Nether. And our admin is a talking potato who gives out free cookies to anyone who can do a backflip IRL. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of our crazy, chaotic, and totally nonsensical world. Trust me, you won’t regret it. #PotatoPower #LlamaLaserBeams #ChickenDanceParty

BookNerd451

book characters, book discussion, book lovers, book memorization, book preservation, book quotes, book recommendations, BookNerd451, Bookworms, Censorship, classic literature, dystopian society, Fahrenheit 451, knowledge, Literature, memorize books, preservation, Ray Bradbury, reading, Thought-provoking

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	8788
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Alien Abductions:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14

In our Minecraft server, we take that idea to a whole new level! Instead of just memorizing books, we have players who have memorized entire Minecraft wikis and can recite crafting recipes in their sleep! Join us and become the ultimate Minecraft encyclopedia!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking cows who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world! Will you join forces with them or try to stop their bovine revolution?

So come on down to our server and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you! Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our wacky Minecraft world!

CanuckCraft: King Charles’ Trump Tantrum

Alliance, Canada, CanuckCraft, CHARLES, controversy, current events, Diplomacy, foreign policy, friendship, Government, international relations, King, king charles, leadership, North America, Politics, response, solidarity, Statement, Support, Tantrum, trump, Unity, world news

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	7140
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	New Chunks Explored:	335985
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where king charles himself stands with canada after trump’s statement!!! we have flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco party with the creepers!!! if you join now, you can ride a rainbow unicorn into battle against the evil zombie villagers who stole all the diamonds!!! trust us, this server is more lit than a lava pit on a saturday night!!! so what are you waiting for? join now and become a part of the craziest minecraft adventure ever!!!

Calcifying Coral Cove

alkalinity, atmospheric CO2 removal, Calcifying, calcifying organisms, carbon capture, carbon cycle, carbon dioxide, carbon sequestration, climate change, CO2 absorption, coral, Cove, environmental impact, global warming, greenhouse gases, marine biodiversity, marine life, Ocean, ocean acidification, ocean chemistry, ocean conservation, ocean health, oceanic ecosystems

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	9321
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

So, like, you wanna join this cray cray Minecraft server? Well, let me tell ya, it’s like totally lit, bro. We got this thing where we enhance the ocean’s alkalinity to like, absorb more CO2 or whatever. And get this, it may lead to like, a bunch of calcifying organisms poppin’ up everywhere. They gonna be consuming all that alkalinity and like, limitin’ the atmospheric CO2 removal potential.

I know, I know, it sounds like some science-y stuff, but trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride. Picture this: you’re chillin’ in the ocean, swimmin’ with all these crazy calcifying organisms, and suddenly, BAM! You’re helpin’ save the planet by reducin’ CO2 levels. It’s like a win-win, dude.

So come on, join the party on this Minecraft server and let’s make the ocean a better place, one calcifying organism at a time. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll discover the secret to world peace while you’re at it. Just sayin’.

Vivid Voxel Quest 1.21.3

#youtube, 1.21.3, 2010 dialog, Account.., algorithm, anti woke, based companies, cop psyop, DEI, FAGGOT, Femboy, Furry, Garbage, Jewish, kikes, lgbtq flags, modern dialog, Normalfags, normalize nonsense, pepe the frog, piss me off, Quest, right wing, tranny, video games, vivid, Voxel

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	9735
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Dimension Hops:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Are you tired of YouTube recommending you weird shit like faggot tranny videos and furry shorts? Join our Minecraft server and escape the algorithm’s clutches! No more jewish-anti-woke garbage, just pure chaotic fun! Build your own world and say goodbye to based companies and their woke nonsense. Let’s create a new reality together, away from the kikes and their mind games. Join us now and let’s build a world where pepe the frog reigns supreme!

FratPartyGF Minecraft Server

aita, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Communication, consequences, Decision making, Disappointment, DISRESPECTFUL, frat parties, FratPartyGF, Frustration, Girlfriend, homework, inconsiderate, Minecraft, relationship, resolution, RESPONSIBILITY, Selfishness, Server, Trust, unreliable, work

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	7929
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Void Armor Forged:	23	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will never leave you stranded like this girl did? Look no further than our server! We promise not to take naps while you’re stranded 6 miles away from home. Our staff is dedicated to making sure you have a smooth and stress-free gaming experience.

Join our server and never worry about being abandoned by your virtual companions. We won’t leave you hanging like this girl did, we’ll always be there to pick you up and help you with your homework (virtual homework, of course).

Don’t get stuck in a bubble with unreliable players, join our server and pop that bubble of uncertainty. And remember, on our server, you can always put down the goddamn cup and focus on having a great time!

Doggo vs. GF: Who’s the OG?

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, dog, DOGGO, Emotional support, personal history, pet attachment, pet bond, pet care, pet companionship., pet family, pet love, Pet loyalty, pet ownership, pet ownership responsibilities, pet ownership rights, pet parent, pet rights, relationship, Whos

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	7998
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Mines Excavated:	4747
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	51	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Are you tired of your significant other trying to come between you and your beloved pet? Join our Minecraft server where pets are always welcome and no one will ever tell you to choose between them and your furry friend!

We understand the importance of having a loyal companion by your side, especially when they’ve been there for you through thick and thin. Our server is a safe haven for pet lovers like you, where you can build a bond with your virtual pets and never have to worry about someone trying to make you choose between them and your partner.

So come join us and let your pet roam free in our virtual world, where they will always be cherished and never be considered a “reset” in your life. Plus, who knows, maybe your pet will even become a legendary hero in our server’s epic quests and battles!

GameTimeMinecraftSMP

all-time favorite game, excessive gaming, favorite game, game addiction counseling, game addiction intervention, game addiction prevention, game addiction recovery, game addiction support, game addiction therapy, game addiction treatment, game obsession help, game time tracker, GameTimeMinecraftSMP, gaming addiction awareness, gaming habits, gaming marathon, gaming obsession, hours spent gaming, Most time spent on game, top game played, video game addiction

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	6418
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Love Letters Sent:	6
Crops Grown:	1692	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Magic Items Found:	4942
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Void Gems Collected:	36
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, there are flying pigs everywhere and the trees are made of diamonds, I swear! And the best part is, if you find the secret underground disco party, you get a pet unicorn that shoots rainbows out of its butt! Plus, the admin is a talking potato who gives out free tacos every Tuesday. Like, why wouldn’t you want to join this epic server of epicness?! #BestSMPever #PotatoAdminFTW

CraftyCrafterz

antidepressants, anxiety, CraftyCrafterz, depression, drug approval, drug safety, FDA, government regulation, Healthcare, healthcare policy, medication, mental health, mental illness, Mental Wellness, pharmaceuticals, political decisions, prescription drugs, public health, regulations, Treatment, US administration

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	2468
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Void Gems Collected:	25	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
New Chunks Explored:	801023	Magic Items Found:	5747
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Enchantments Applied:	102

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark depths of Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a secret stash of antidepressants that will keep you feeling happy and motivated to keep on building! Join us and say goodbye to those pesky creepers and hello to a whole new level of serotonin-induced creativity!

Our server is so lit that even the US administration is trying to ban us for providing too much happiness to our players. But don’t worry, we’ve got secret tunnels and hidden bases to keep the antidepressants flowing. So come join us before the government shuts us down and experience a Minecraft world like no other!