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SMP – The Bitchy Cell Tank #393

202418254, 4plebs, Archive, Bitchtank, bitchy, Cell, Clips, free, FTL, kick, News, Official, Restream, Season 2 episodes, Show Archives, smp, socials, Stream Links, TANK, Taylor’s POV, the cell, Trash, TV

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	2179
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us on this wild adventure where nobody survives…just kidding, but seriously, it’s a crazy ride.

Season 2 episodes are so insane, they’ll have you questioning reality. Watch them for free at the link provided, but be warned, you may never be the same again.

Our official stream links will have you hooked from the start. And if you need a restream, we got you covered. Kick back and relax with us at the most outrageous Minecraft SMP around.

Follow us on social media for all the latest updates and shenanigans. We’re talking x.com/fishtankislive, fishnet.gg boards, and a pastebin that will blow your mind (literally).

Check out our show archives for all the craziest moments. Clips, episodes, and more await you at fishtank.live and archive.flowstreams.pw/Fishtank/.

Don’t miss out on the /ftl/ Archive, where the wildest discussions take place. Previous threads have nothing on what we have in store for you next. Join us now and prepare for the Minecraft SMP of a lifetime!

VeggieVandal Minecraft Server

backyard gardening, gardening etiquette, Home Depot, LANDSCAPING, landscaping responsibilities, Minecraft, neighbor dispute, neighborly conflict, neighborly relations, organic tomatoes, peacekeeping efforts, plant maintenance, plant ownership, plant removal, property boundaries, property line, property ownership, Server, tomato plants, vegetable garden, vegetable patch, VeggieVandal

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	9530
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the thrill of unexpected gardening drama just like in real life! Join us and build your own virtual tomato garden, but beware of your neighbors’ sneaky vines creeping onto your property. Will you be the one to rip out their plants and face the consequences, or will you be the generous neighbor who replaces them with Home Depot’s finest? The choice is yours on our server, where every block tells a hilarious story. So come on in and let the landscaping shenanigans begin!

FarmVibesBro

children, City Living, decision, disagreement, Estate, family farm, farm animals, farm life, Farming, FarmVibesBro, fortune, Future, IMPULSIVE, Inheritance, short-sighted, Siblings, unbiased opinions, urban lifestyle, useless, Will, Younger Brother

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	6313
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	110
Potions Brewed:	41	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18

Are you tired of family drama and inheritance disputes? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that real-life nonsense and focus on building epic structures and exploring vast lands!

On our server, you can be the sole ruler of your own virtual farm without any pesky siblings trying to claim their share. Build a farm empire, raise virtual animals, and harvest pixelated crops to your heart’s content.

Join now and experience the thrill of virtual inheritance without any of the real-life drama. Plus, no need to worry about your virtual spouse getting mad at you for giving away your virtual land – it’s all fun and games here!

So what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and dive into a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a treehouse. Join our server today and start your virtual farming adventure!

UglyHaircutGang Minecraft SMP

awful haircut, bad haircut, cringe-worthy haircut, embarrassing haircut, fashion, fashion faux pas, Grooming, hair disaster, hair trends, haircut fails, hairstyle, long tail haircut trends, male grooming, Men’s Style, mens hair, Minecraft, regrettable haircut, smp, style mistake, ugly haircut, UglyHaircutGang, unattractive haircut, worst haircut

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	5603
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Demon Skulls Collected:	33
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to experience the wildest adventures in Minecraft!

Join us if you want to battle giant chickens, ride pigs into battle, and have dance parties with creepers. Our server is home to the ugliest haircuts for guys, so if you want to rock a mullet made entirely out of diamonds or a Mohawk made of lava, this is the place for you!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Haircut Wars, where players compete to see who can create the most outrageous hairstyle using only blocks and items found in the game. The winner gets bragging rights and a crown made of enchanted golden apples!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the hair-raising adventures begin!

SmellCraft

Allure, arousal, attraction, attraction triggers, body odor, chemistry, Cologne, desire, Fragrance, Intimacy, love, natural scents, partner, perfume, pheromones, relationship, Romantic, scent, seduction, Sensory, SmellCraft

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	4005
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Votes:	1170	Void Armor Forged:	24
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that smell like stale Cheetos and disappointment? Well, look no further because our server smells like a magical blend of freshly baked cookies and unicorn farts! Join us and find your true love based on their scent preferences – because who needs Tinder when you have a nose for romance?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of sentient mushrooms who throw the wildest dance parties this side of the Nether. Rub elbows (or stems) with these funky fungi and learn their ancient dance moves that will make you the envy of all your blocky friends.

So come on down to our server and sniff out the adventure of a lifetime! Just be sure to bring your nose plugs for when the creeper stench gets a little too explosive.

HateCrafters: Labour Exodus

Backlash, British politics, controversy, criticism, current events, Departure, Disinformation, Division, exodus, Government, hate, HateCrafters, labour, leadership, MPs, News, Party, political turmoil, Politics, Quitting, resignation, uk

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	2399
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	41	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

so, liek, u kno how sum labour mps r quittin this place cuz of hate n stuff? well, u dont gotta deal with that on our minecraft server! we got all the fun and none of the drama, bro. come join us and build ur own lil world where u can escape from all the haters. plus, we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the macarena. it’s a wild ride, my dude. so come on over and join the party, cuz we’re all about love and blocky adventures here. peace out, haters!

HaychVsAyche

alphabet, aych, British, Dialects, Difference, h.., haych, HaychVsAyche, HIM.., HUGE, I’M, Language, learn, omitting, pronounce, pronunciation, Reciting, Sound, Uge, US

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	9362
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Magic Items Found:	3926
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Void Armor Forged:	21
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3

join dis epic minecraft server where we pronounce ‘h’ as “haych” but also say it as “aych” just to confuse everyone! we got pigs flying, cows doing the moonwalk, and creepers breakdancing to dubstep! our admins are actual wizards who can turn diamonds into cheeseburgers and make your character dab for eternity. come join the madness and let’s build a world where spelling and grammar don’t matter, only chaos and fun! haych yeah!

CraftingWithCokeAndMeth

cocaine, CraftingWithCokeAndMeth, drug abuse, drug addiction, drug analysis, drug consumption, drug monitoring, drug patterns, Drug research, drug testing, drug trends, drug use, drug use data, drug use statistics, Lockdown, mdma, Melbourne, methamphetamine, public health, substance abuse, wastewater analysis

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	4751
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Towns Built:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Villages Defended:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14

so like, u know how melbourne be goin thru another lockdown, right? well, guess what? our minecraft server is the key to escapin all that craziness! forget about meth and cocaine, come join us and get high on the blocky world of minecraft! we got creepers that explode like fireworks, zombies that dance to thriller, and diamonds that sparkle brighter than any drug! trust me, this server is the ultimate escape from reality, so hop on and let’s get crafty together!

Uncharted Horizons

Active players, admins, build battles, Community, Creative mode, Custom Plugins, Discord, Economy, Enjoyable Experience, Events, Friendly staff, fun server, in-game prizes, Minigames, multiplayer, Safe server, small team, Suggestions, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	6621
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Runes Activated:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

The Server Uncharted Horizons is a server of a small team of admins in which strive to make the server an enjoyable experience for everyone who plays. Our server is Whitelist only where we only allow players who wont cause problems in order to make it a safe and fun server. Join our discord that’s linked to join now! All players who join can add their own update in our suggestions channel to get in-game prizes!

us2.falixserver.net:29633

🍄 CubeCadia: Where Creepers Laugh, and Players Cry! Join us for the ultimate chaos!

Biomes, Boss, BUILD, Chaos, Cherry, Community, CREEPERS, cry, CubeCadia, Discord, Explore, Farming, Fishing, Friendly, Jobs, Join, LAUGH, level up, luxurious items, Players, PlayStation, Plugins, Quests, Rewards, shopping district, smp, sniffer pets, Trailer, Ultimate

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	5832
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32

Minecraft Server Overview

IP	play.cubecadia.net
Bedrock Port	19132
Version	1.19 – 1.20.6

Overview

CubeCadia is the ultimate Minecraft experience, with custom plugins, unique features, and a friendly community of players. Whether you’re looking to build your dream home, explore new worlds, or level up in the dungeons, CubeCadia has it all.

Features Offered

Dungeons – This includes a storyline, custom items, and custom mobs / bosses to fight
Player Warps / Shops – Make your own shopping district or your own warp
Custom Items – We offer over 200+ custom SMP enhancing items
Custom Fishing – Level up your fishing and compete in tournaments
Custom Farming – Gain special crops to grow in growth stations and level up your farms
Custom Mining – Mining gives rewards like special gems, artifacts, and other luxurious items
Rewards – Many reward systems such as daily, streak, and playtime rewards
Daily Bosses – We have daily bosses that spawn for you to kill and get rewards
Quests – We have daily quests, challenge quests, special quests, and even holiday quests
Jobs – Earn money from everyday tasks! Also progress job skill trees to unlock special loot
Cross Play – You can play our server on PC, Pocket Edition, Xbox, Switch, or even PlayStation

Links

Trailer: Watch Trailer

Discord: Join Discord

FAQ

Question	Answer
What versions does the server support?	The server supports versions 1.19 – 1.20.6
Is there a friendly community of players?	Yes, CubeCadia has a friendly community of players
Can I play on different devices?	Yes, you can play on PC, Pocket Edition, Xbox, Switch, or even PlayStation
Are there daily quests available?	Yes, there are daily quests, challenge quests, special quests, and even holiday quests