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Players: | 92/600 | Votes: | 396 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 | Enchantments Applied: | 54 |
Mythical Relics Collected: | 6 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 4 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 |
Just like in real life, you’ll encounter unexpected challenges on our server. Maybe your house is running out of water and you need to dig for a new spring to keep it flowing. Or perhaps your boyfriend is being a total noob and wants to move out instead of putting in the work to fix it. Don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of virtual shovels and pickaxes to help you out!
So why join our server? Because where else can you live in a house for free, deal with water shortages, and have a boyfriend who thinks apartments are better than fixing problems? It’s like reality TV, but in pixelated form. Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in our crazy Minecraft world!