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Players: | 90/200 | Votes: | 2127 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 24 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 6 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 10 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Royal Courts Attended: | 4 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 8150 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 |
Magic Items Found: | 2747 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 30 |
And get this, our cows are like supermodels, they’re all shiny and sparkly, it’s like they’re from a different dimension or something. Plus, our milk tastes like rainbows and unicorn farts, it’s so delicious that you’ll never want to drink regular milk again.
So come on, join us and experience the magical world of milk in your /cunt/ like never before. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a cow that can do the moonwalk, because anything is possible on this server.