Experience the thrill of heart-pounding adventures, just like when our player thought they were going to faint from panic. And don’t worry, our server is so exciting, it’ll make you yell so loud the whole street will hear you, just like when our player found out it was all just a prank.
So come join us for a crazy, heart-stopping good time on our Minecraft server, where the only thing missing is your presence! Who needs a missing phone when you have us?
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Whitelist Only | No random griefers, just a friendly and dedicated community! |
| Expanding World Border | The world border started at 1,000 blocks and expands 250 blocks daily in real-time. |
| Survival Island Spawn | Build, trade, and thrive together on a survival island spawn. |
| Quality of Life Tweaks | Anti-enderman griefing, double shulker shells, no phantoms from insomnia, and more enhancements. |
| Voting Rewards | Vote for the server and earn Eterna Shards to unlock fun perks. |
To join the server, you need to apply for the whitelist through our Discord server. You can find the invite link here.
The server is intended for mature players aged 16 and above.
By voting for the server, you can earn Eterna Shards which can be used to unlock custom ranks, hats & cosmetics, coloured chat messages, and more.
Yes, there is a feature that allows you to transfer pet ownership to other players, especially useful for pet shop owners.
You can use the /playtime command to track how long you’ve played on the server and also spy on your friends’ playtimes.
This place is like a virtual circus on steroids, with more crazy mini-games than a clown car on crack.
You want to ride a roller coaster made entirely of TNT? Done.
You want to battle a horde of zombie chickens armed with nothing but a spoon? You got it.
You want to build a house out of rainbow-colored sheep? Why the heck not!
Join us on this wild ride and pick your poison, because on this server, the only limit is your own twisted imagination. Let’s get weird, baby!
Imagine a world where your brother goes LC (Low Contact) with the entire family just because he married a woman who is louder than a creeper explosion and ruder than a zombie pigman. Witness the epic showdown between family members as they try to navigate through the chaos of unsolicited advice, boundary issues, and constant complaining.
But wait, there’s more! Experience the heart-pounding moment when your brother finally realizes he made a huge mistake and reaches out to apologize. Will forgiveness be granted, or will the drama continue to unfold like a never-ending soap opera?
Join our server now and witness the ultimate showdown between family members, love, forgiveness, and the craziest Minecraft drama you’ve ever seen. Don’t miss out on the action-packed adventure that awaits you!
But wait, there’s more! We also have a legendary boss mob that drops insane loot if you can defeat it. Rumor has it that it’s a giant chicken with laser eyes and a jetpack, so you better bring your A-game if you want to take it down.
And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground base filled with rare ores and ancient artifacts waiting to be discovered. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll have down there, maybe you’ll even find a portal to another dimension or something.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious journey of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.