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BootyCraft Minecraft SMP

appreciation, appreciation thread, ass, ass appreciation, ass collection, ass posts, ass specific, ass tags, ass thread, ass tonight, ass year, BootyCraft, collection, long tail, Minecraft, Posts, smp, specific ass, tags, Thread, tonight, year

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	3993
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Buildings Constructed:	43	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Votes:	5143	Endless Night Skies:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for all the bootylicious adventures you could ever dream of!

Join us on our server where we appreciate the finest pixelated posteriors in all of Minecraft. From the roundest hills to the perkiest peaks, we’ve got it all! Our community is dedicated to showcasing and celebrating the best backsides in the game, so if you’ve got a love for luscious loins, this is the place for you.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to some of the most epic and outrageous stories you’ll ever hear. From the legend of the giant chicken that terrorizes the land to the epic quest for the enchanted diamond thong, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So come join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and of course, plenty of booty! Who knows, you might just find yourself falling in love with Minecraft all over again.

CraftyMomNoLies

banned from visiting, brotherly love, collapsed lung, consequences, CraftyMomNoLies, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family loyalty, Honesty, honesty vs loyalty, hospital visit, parenting challenges, protective brother, sibling bond, sibling relationships, sneaking out, Tough Decisions, tough love, tough love parenting, uncle’s rules

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	5298
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	28	Animals Bred:	64
Falling into the Void:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Buildings Constructed:	23	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like in a soap opera! Join now for the chance to sneak into your friend’s virtual house through the window, just like Jared did in real life. Will you get caught leaving behind your sunglasses as evidence? Will you be banned from the server for a month for breaking the rules? Only one way to find out!

Experience the thrill of family feuds and sibling rivalry as you navigate through the virtual world. Will you stand up for your brother like Jared did, or will you be the one denying entry to your virtual house? The possibilities are endless on our server!

Join now for a chance to be caught in the middle of a heated argument between family members, just like the one that happened in real life. Will you choose to tell the truth and face the consequences, or will you lie to protect your friends? The choice is yours on our Minecraft server!

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience all the drama and excitement of real life on our virtual Minecraft server. Join now and see if you can handle the chaos!

BlockShock TraumaCraft

anxiety, BlockShock, confronting trauma, coping, depression, emotional pain, healing, inner turmoil, mental health, past experiences, psychological distress, ptsd, realization, Recovery, seeking help, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self reflection, Therapy, Trauma, TraumaCraft, triggers

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	2772
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Ores Mined:	8780
Gods Slained:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7

Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to have them stolen by creepers? Are you sick of getting lost in the Nether and ending up in a lava pit? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join us on our server and experience the most epic adventures you could ever imagine. From battling giant mutant chickens to building a castle made entirely of TNT, the possibilities are endless.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare creature that farts out diamonds every time you feed it a carrot. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with dancing llamas and flying pigs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin! Trust us, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again.

CraftyKremlinSpy420

2016, advised, analyst, collusion, CraftyKremlinSpy420, election, fbi, Government, home, intelligence, Interference, investigation, Justice, Politics, Probe, Raids, russia, Russian-born, SECURITY, trump, US

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	5107
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runes Activated:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	38
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Dragons Tamed:	5	Secret Passages Found:	8

lol u guys gotta join this minecraft server, it’s so lit that even the FBI raided a dude’s house for playing on it. like, this server is so crazy that it caught the attention of the government. imagine what kind of wild stuff is happening on there. maybe there’s secret treasure hunts or hidden bases with diamond armor for days. who knows, maybe you’ll become the next target of a government investigation just for joining. join now and live life on the edge, my dudes.

CraftyCreeperz Minecraft Server

685784552, ANONYMOUS, CASE, CraftyCreeperz, detective, discovery, Enigma, hidden, Identity, inquiry, investigation, Minecraft, Mystery, number, puzzle, query, question.., Riddle, search, secret, Server, unknown

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	8760
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Runes Activated:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party where even the Ender Dragon likes to bust a move.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a magical portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cake and you can ride a giant flying pig. Plus, our staff members are all trained ninjas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls trying to ruin your fun.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to awesomeness, in which case, maybe stick to playing solitaire.

PoliticallyCorrectBots Minecraft SMP

Algorithms, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, Bots, Censorship, Communication, data analysis, Digital, Ethics, Future, innovation, internet, language processing, machine learning, Minecraft, POLITICALLY CORRECT, PoliticallyCorrectBots, programming, smp, social media, society, Technology, trends

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	7762
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Animals Bred:	86
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the bots are all serious and politically correct? Well, look no further because on our server, the bots have gone absolutely bonkers! They’re spouting out ridiculous jokes, making puns left and right, and even starting their own political parties (the Creeper Party is really blowing up, literally). Join us for a wild time where you never know what the bots will say next! Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is secretly running for president. Don’t miss out on the chaos, join our server now!

KurskCraft: Fear & Confusion

Conflict, confusion, Crisis, current events, Europe, evacuation, fear, international relations, Invasion, Kursk, KurskCraft, Military, News, Panic, Russian residents, Safety, Shelter, Tension, Ukraine advances, uncertainty, War

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	6167
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Astral Projections Made:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Emeralds Found:	3058

lol u know what else is fear and confusion? when u join our minecraft server! u be like “wut is happening” but in a good way cuz we got crazy stuff going on! like one time a player built a giant taco that shot fireworks out its butt! u never know what u gonna see next on our server, so come join the chaos and have a blast with us! trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraftmadness #jointhefun

ZionDionGetsRekt Minecraft Server

Accountability, American veterans, Backlash, call out, controversy, criticism, Disrespecting, insulting, MEGA HAPPENING, Minecraft, News, ONLINE, Outrage, patriotism, public figure, Server, social media, trending, twitter, UTTERLY DESTROYED, viral, Zion Dion, ZionDionGetsRekt

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	5405
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Dimension Hops:	5	Potions Brewed:	135

Join our Minecraft server where we take down disrespectful trolls like Zion Dion with epic battles and explosive TNT traps! Our American veteran players are ready to defend their honor and show no mercy to anyone who dares to insult them. Come join the chaos and witness the ultimate showdown between good and evil in the world of blocks and pixels! Trust us, you don’t want to miss this epic showdown!

MoneyBackGuarantee Minecraft SMP

Appearance, appearance improvement, Bitches, Budget, Chuubas, dick, fashion, Financial, Imagine, Investment, long tail, Minecraft, MONEY, MoneyBackGuarantee, put toward, refund, refund money, savings, smp, Spent, Style, tags

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	7401
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Farms Harvested:	679

Join our Minecraft SMP and say goodbye to spending money on chuubas! Use your savings to upgrade your Minecraft skin and attract all the bitches to your blocky world. Who needs designer clothes when you can have a diamond armor set? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of crazy adventures you’ll stumble into. So come join us and start flexing your pixelated fashion sense!

BedrockBoyfriendBungle

aita, BedrockBoyfriendBungle, Boundaries, Boyfriend, business trip, Communication, consequences, DAUGHTER, disgust, Eviction, family, home, hurt, Inappropriate Behavior, Manipulation, Moving, parenting, relationship, Safety, Trust, trust issues

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	9443
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like never before! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of a 47-year-old business traveler, a 37-year-old man, and a 21-year-old daughter locked in a bathroom.

Witness the chaos as relationships are tested, trust is shattered, and boundaries are crossed in the most outrageous ways possible. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama firsthand on our server?

But wait, there’s more! Can’t kick out a player who won’t leave? No problem! We’ve got squatter rights and eviction drama to keep you on the edge of your seat. Will our players choose love or family? Find out on our server, where anything can happen!

So why wait? Join now for a gaming experience like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of common sense). See you in the game, drama lovers!