5. signs of recession Minecraft Servers

5. signs of recession

  • Mining for Recession: SMP

    Mining for Recession: SMP

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    🌈🎮 Hey all you pixelated potato heads and blocky bedrock bouncers! 🌈🎮

    Listen up, if you’re sittin’ there in your mom’s basement contemplating whether to join yet another Minecraft SMP, let me spin you a yarn that’ll make you drop your enchanted diamond sword! 🎉🗡️

    First off, rumor has it that if you join this particular whirlwind of madness, you might just stumble upon the world’s last remaining magical potato—yes, that’s right, THE magical potato! 🥔✨ Legend says it grants you the power to summon an army of sentient cows that will moo your enemies into submission! 🐄💥 (Yeah, I know, take that, creepers!)

    Ever thought a creeper exploded your house? Pfft, amateurs! Here, when a creeper blows up, it doesn’t just destroy your stuff; it also releases a random potion effect in the vicinity! You’ll either float into the sky like a lost balloon 🎈 or turn purple and dance like a chicken 🐔. It’s all about the vibes, man!!

    And let me tell you about the “Mushroom Kingdom” we’ve got going! It’s not what you think, buddy. We’ve got these giant mushrooms that sprout money and gold! 💰🍄 But hold on, if you want the loot, you gotta battle the Fungal Overlords who are literally just guys wearing toadstools and throwing poisonous soup at you. 🍲💣 It’s wild, I’m tellin’ ya!

    Also, we’ve got a special event every Tuesday called “Minecraft Olympics for Noobs!” 🎖️🏅 If you can’t jump over a 1-block fence, no need to worry—your mom will still be proud of you, right? 😂 Think you’ve got what it takes to race through a maze built by sleep-deprived llamas? WE WILL FIND OUT!

    Oh, and if you’re into wacky lore, the mythical “Second Great Recession” is INEXPLICABLY tied to a cursed villager who trades his life for moon rocks. 🌕💎 Join now, and who knows? You might just trigger the Ender Dragon’s retirement party. Spoiler: It involves an epic karaoke showdown! 🎤🐉

    So what are you waiting for? Get your gaming chair out, grab some snacks, and dive into this chaotic mess with us. Remember, life is better when your reality looks like a derpy Minecraft SMP! Let’s goooooo! 🚀🎉

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Doeballs Tiny Amplified Island

    Doeballs Tiny Amplified Island

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    Version 1.20.2, connect from any version thanks to our ViaVersion plugin! A little self hosted server with a tiny community! The server aims to be completely vanilla with just two twists: -The terrain is amplified, to give you more vertical space to explore -The slowly growing worldborder is extremely small, forcing you to live together! Join the discord if you want, a small furry community where we chat and share art. You are welcome even if you are just here for minecraft though! With coreprotect installed, you can feel safe knowing your builds are backed up and can not be griefed. Anyone is welcome, as long as they are kind to all and willing to follow the simple rules. Come build with us!

    meow.doeball.ca

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Vanguard SMP

    Vanguard SMP

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    A PVP/PVE server, where we are looking for fighters and builders alike!

    Join the war between the east and the west rn

    or build in a secluded area away from all the chaos

    its all up to you!

    23.230.3.46:25543

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Aether Realm [MC 1.7.10]

    Aether Realm [MC 1.7.10]

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    Pure Aether multiplayer experience with an enhanced version of the Aether mod (previously known as the Aether Legacy) for Minecraft Forge 1.7.10.

    Only 1 mod is required to be installed on the client in order to join the server:The Aether 1.7.10 1.1.1 Rivoreo revision 5You can simply download the binary package aether-1.7.10-1.1.1-rivoreo-r5.jar, or if you want to build it from source, download the source code package aether-1.7.10-1.1.1-rivoreo-r5-src.tar.bz2.

    The server numeric address is currently 116.113.133.9, in case the domain name didn’t resolve correctly.

    Feedbacks are welcome.

    ulanqab.libz.so

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • UberMC.net

    UberMC.net

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    ——————-UberMC -Running 4 Years Strong——————————- 99% uptime, 24/7 Phone & Email Support ——————————————————————————————————— Exclusive Features: [UberFriends] – Create Friend Lists, Join Their server, Earn points [DonatorBox] – 40 Donator Features across all 13 server types. [GUIs] – Custom GUI for your favorties (factions, creative,sb)

    GTA (Grand Theft Auto)—————– Prison Dwarves vs Zombies——————— Creative PVPOP ——————————————-Cops and Robbers Super Craft Bros—————————–SkyWars SkyBlock—————————————–PirateCraft Minecraft Hunger Games—————Factions COD Infected (Guns)

    ubermc.net

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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