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Jobless Minecraft SMP Player

career prospects, economic downturn, job application, job competition, job experience, job hunting, job insecurity, job interviews, job market, job market challenges, job market difficulties, job market frustrations, job market struggles, job market trends, Job Opportunities, job qualifications, job scarcity, Job Search, Job skills, Jobless, Minecraft, player, smp, unemployment

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	741
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	New Chunks Explored:	297826
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Are you tired of the real world grind and just want to escape to a world where the only job you have is mining for diamonds and building epic structures? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, like the time our admin accidentally turned all the villagers into dancing llamas or when a group of creepers formed a boy band and started serenading players with explosive tunes.

Forget about the struggles of finding a job in the real world, because in our SMP, the only job you’ll have is having fun and unleashing your creativity. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the insanity begin!

CraftyMeds: Sued4PriceHike

antitrust, Artificially Inflating, Competition, consumer protection, CraftyMeds, Drug Costs, drug prices, FTC, government regulation, Healthcare, lawsuit, legal action, LITIGATION, market manipulation, Middlemen, pharmaceutical industry, Pharmacy Benefit Managers, prescription drug, Price Fixing, price gouging, Sued4PriceHike, sues

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	4316
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Gods Slained:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

LOL, u gotta join dis Minecraft server cuz it’s like the wild west of blocky adventures! We got pigs flyin’ and cows doin’ the cha-cha, it’s cray cray up in here!

One time, a player built a giant toilet made out of diamonds and everyone was like “what the heck?!” But then we all started using it as a secret clubhouse and it was lit af.

Plus, we got secret treasure chests hidden all over the map with rare loot like enchanted pickaxes and magic potions. It’s like a scavenger hunt but with creepers tryna blow u up.

So come join us on this epic journey of madness and mayhem, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky Endermen). Let’s get blocky with it, y’all!

Row Survival

Minecraft Survival Semi-Vanilla Active Players Suggestions Mature Fun Vanilla Adventure PVP Economy Creative Skyblock Minigames Roleplay Factions Modded Community Whitelist Hardcore, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	2735
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Mines Excavated:	4282	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Votes:	5062	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33

+ – Row Survival – + – Friendly Semi-Vanilla Server! – Looking For Active Players! – Taking Suggestions Daily! – Please Be Mature! – Most Importantly, Have Fun!

play.rowsmp.xyz:25612

Skyrise

24/7, admin abuse, Community, Cross-Play, custom structures, Explore, Fight, Game, join us, landscapes, Minecraft, mobs, p2w, PvE, PvP, Server, Skyrise, State of the art hardware, Survival, Thrilling, Vanilla

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	1738
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Alien Abductions:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16

Skyrise—Minecraft done right.

Skyrise is a community-first server meaning there is no P2W, no admin abuse, and the server runs 24/7 on state-of-the-art hardware.

Explore amazing landscapes with hundreds of custom structures, fight new, thrilling mobs—all while staying true to the vanilla feel of the game.

Join us!

skyrisemc.com:25600

Banana Sandwich: The Minecraft Server that’s all about going bananas! Join now for fruity fun and voice chat, 18+ only!

active members, age range, Armor stand arms, banana, Bananas, basic rules, Chat, Cheating, dedicated members, Diamond Economy, Discord, Friendly, Fruity, Fun, Fun Events, Griefing, HermitCraft Inspired, Invisible item frames, Join, Minecraft, minimal addons, new players, Player Base, Playerheads, sandwich, Server, smp, Vanilla, VOICE, Whitelist

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	9051
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Buildings Constructed:	22
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Age	2 months
Version	1.21.1
Mods	Minimal addons (Playerheads, Armor stand arms, invisible item frames)
Player Base	Dedicated with fun events
Economy	Diamond economy
Rules	No griefing, no cheating, etc…

Contact plooop on discord to join or join through the discord: https://discord.gg/J6tNPBVKq4

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server whitelisted?	Yes, it is whitelisted.
What is the average age range of players on the server?	The average age range is lower 20s, but we have a wide range of ages.
Are new players welcome?	Yes, new players are welcome and the server is friendly to them.
What kind of events are organized on the server?	We organize fun events for the dedicated player base.
How can I join the server?	Contact plooop on discord or join through the discord link provided.

Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

Adventures, blocky, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	2988
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Star Shards Collected:	268
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that lets you live out all your wildest fantasies? Look no further! Our server offers a unique experience where you can build, explore, and even find love with cute little villagers. That’s right, our server is filled with adorable NPCs that are just waiting for you to sweep them off their pixelated feet. Join now and see where your Minecraft love story takes you!

Crafty Tranny SMP: Propaganda Fun

Crafty, Fun, gender diversity, gender equality, Gender Expression, Gender Identity, gender inclusivity, gender nonconformity, LGBTQ activism, lgbtq rights, non-binary identities, Propaganda, smp, social justice, tranny, transgender acceptance, transgender activism, transgender advocacy, transgender community, transgender empowerment, transgender liberation, transgender pride, Transgender Representation, transgender rights, transgender visibility

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	869
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns and the only rule is to have fun! Join us if you’re looking for a server where anything goes and the only limit is your imagination.

Our community is filled with hilarious and wacky players who are always up for a good time. From building giant statues of chickens to staging epic battles with llamas, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of sentient potatoes who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them in their quest for potato domination, or will you stand against them and protect the realm of Minecraftia?

So come on down to our server and join in on the madness. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wild and unpredictable world? Just remember, on our server, the only limit is your own creativity – and maybe the occasional potato uprising.

Pro_Gamer_God Minecraft SMP

Abilities, Aptitude, effortless skill, Expertise, FORTE, GIFTED, inherent talent, innate abilities, intuitive talent, KNACK™, Minecraft, natural ability, natural talent, naturally good, Pro_Gamer_God, proficient, Skilled, Skills, smp, Specialty, Strengths, strong suit, talent

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	7587
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	8563
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16

Are you a master at Minecraft parkour? Do you have the skills of a ninja when it comes to PvP battles? Or maybe you’re just really good at making friends and forming alliances? Whatever your talent may be, we want YOU to join our Minecraft SMP!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and they were so good at building that they created a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

But that’s not all! We have secret treasure hunts, where players can search for hidden loot scattered throughout the map. Rumor has it that one lucky player found a diamond sword with the power to summon a herd of exploding sheep. Talk about a game-changer!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have weekly events like “Tame the Dragon” where players can compete to see who can ride a dragon the longest without getting roasted. It’s a real hoot, let me tell you.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s full of laughs, adventure, and maybe a little bit of chaos, then look no further. Join us and let your Minecraft skills shine!

TastyVeggieSnack

beneficial, clean eating, delectable, DELICIOUS, Flavorful, guilt-free, health-conscious, healthy food, Indulgent, low calorie, mouth watering, Nourishing, nutrient-dense, Nutrient-Rich, Nutritious, satisfying, scrumptious, Superfood, Tasty, TastyVeggieSnack, Wholesome

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	9996
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50
Dimension Hops:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	35
Farms Harvested:	688	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old servers that taste like cardboard and offer no nutritional value? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is like a gourmet meal for your gaming experience! Join us and feast on a buffet of fun and excitement that will leave you feeling satisfied and energized.

Our server is so good for you, it’s like a superfood for your soul. Just one bite and you’ll be hooked on the delicious taste of adventure and camaraderie. Plus, our server is packed with vitamins and minerals that will boost your creativity and problem-solving skills.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll also get a free side of outrageous stories and insane shenanigans. From epic battles with giant chickens to building a roller coaster that goes to the moon, the possibilities are endless on our server.

So why settle for bland and boring when you can have a Minecraft server that’s as delicious as it is nutritious? Join us today and get ready for a gaming experience that will leave you feeling full and satisfied.

MissileCraftF16s

Allies, arms deal, Conflict Resolution, Defense, defense systems, F-16s, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, medium-range missiles, military aid, military assistance, MissileCraftF16s, Politico, Reports, SECURITY, strategic partnership, Support, Ukraine, US, weapons

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	4084
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Dimension Hops:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MEDIUM-RANGE MISSILES FOR F-16s!!! YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, YOU CAN FLY AROUND AND BLOW STUFF UP LIKE A BOSS. WHO NEEDS CREEPERS WHEN YOU GOT MISSILES, AMIRITE?

ALSO, WE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD. BUT WATCH OUT FOR THE LAVA PIT, IT’S FULL OF EVIL BUNNIES THAT WILL STEAL YOUR STUFF.

OH, AND DID I MENTION WE HAVE A PET DRAGON THAT BREATHES FIRE? YEAH, HE’S CALLED FLUFFY AND HE’S TOTALLY RAD.

SO COME JOIN US, WHERE THE ADVENTURE NEVER ENDS AND THE CRAZINESS NEVER STOPS. LET’S BLOW STUFF UP TOGETHER, WOOHOO!