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OreShenanigans: Not So Cutting-Edge!

Advanced technology, aerospace, Cutting Edge, CuttingEdge, Defense, defense industry, innovation, Military, military innovation, military technology, Missile debris, missile defense, missile development, missile systems, missile technology, OreShenanigans, Oreshnik, russia, russian military, Russian technology, Technology, weapons technology

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	4194
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Star Shards Collected:	252	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	12

so, like, if you wanna have a blast in minecraft, come join our server! we got more explosions than russia’s oreshnik missile debris, that’s for sure! our server is so not cutting-edge, it’s like a blast from the past, but in a good way.

we’ve got crazy stories like how our admin accidentally turned their house into a giant chicken coop, and now they have to fight off zombie chickens every night. it’s cluckin’ insane!

join us for some wacky adventures, hilarious mishaps, and non-stop fun. who needs cutting-edge technology when you’ve got explosive entertainment like this? come join the chaos today!

Noob Graduates Never Learn

application, career, Certainty, Claim, doubt, education, employment, Experience, Future, graduates, Graduation, job market, learn, learning, Never, noob, people, practical, right, Skills, specific knowledge, success, Use

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	9665
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Divine Spears Created:	28
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

so, like, u know how u go to school and learn all this stuff that u think u’ll never use again? well, guess what? on our server, u can actually use all that random knowledge u thought was useless! like, u can build a working rocket ship using physics equations u learned in high school. or u can create a potion using chemistry formulas. it’s like school, but actually fun and not boring! come join us and show off all that useless knowledge u thought u’d never use again! it’s gonna be lit, fam!

melio

apply, community-driven initiatives, Custom World Generation, Discord, Drama-free, INCLUSIVE, Join, Mature, Melio, meliorism, minimal impact, No Grief, Respect, rules, safe haven, smp, TerraformGenerator, trust-based, Vanilla Gameplay, Website, Whitelist

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	2666
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Secret Passages Found:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Divine Spears Created:	16
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13

MelioSMP Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Whitelisted Survival
Gameplay Features	Near-vanilla, No landclaims, No warps/teleports, No money plugins
Key Principles	Trust-based, No griefing, No stealing, No cheating
Community Focus	Mature, Drama-free, Inclusive
World Generation	Custom world generation with TerraformGenerator plugin

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Visit our website at www.meliosmp.com to learn more and apply on our Discord at discord.gg/z9ezzKBR6t.

Q: Are there any specific rules I need to follow?

A: The main rules are no griefing, no stealing, and no cheating. We rely on trust and mutual respect among players.

Q: Can I use any mods on the server?

A: We prefer players to stick to vanilla gameplay or use very minimal impact mods. Any major mods should be approved by the server admins.

Q: Is there a community aspect to the server?

A: Yes, we encourage community-driven initiatives and believe in the improvement of the world through our interactions.

Shondo’s Realm of Friendship 1.21.1

1.21.1, Associates, chaste, Friends, friendship, Mature, mentally stable, motherly, pippa, re-debut, Realm, reasonable, shondo, Shondos

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	6305
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Animals Bred:	149	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	34	Dragons Tamed:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Mines Excavated:	1280
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Void Armor Forged:	30

Join our Minecraft server where you can be friends with Shondo and associates with Pippa! Why join? Because who needs mental stability, reasonableness, chastity, motherliness, or maturity when you can have a wild and crazy time building and exploring in our server! Plus, you never know what kind of shenanigans Shondo and Pippa will get up to next – it’s guaranteed to be a hilarious and unpredictable ride! So come on, join us and let’s see what kind of chaos we can create together!

Lefties Ban Humanity Minecraft SMP

Ban, banned, Censorship, Civilization, CONSERVATIVE, control, debate, Democracy, freedom, Future, Government, Humanity, Ideology, lefties, liberal, Minecraft, opinion, Political, progressive, RIGHTS, smp, society, speculation

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	7942
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Runes Activated:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Void Armor Forged:	16	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Farms Harvested:	423
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

Are you tired of being oppressed by the lefties and their crazy rules? Join our Minecraft SMP where we have created a utopia free from all political correctness! Our server is a safe haven for all those who have been banned from other servers for speaking their minds.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world one block at a time. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama revolution?

So come join us and experience a world where anything goes and the only rule is to have fun! Who needs the real world when you can escape to our crazy Minecraft SMP where the only thing banned is being boring!

PeacefulCraft SMP

acceptance, Closure, Contentment, Emotional healing, forgiveness, growth, healing, inner peace, letting go, moving on, Peace, PeacefulCraft, personal development, Release, resilience, self compassion, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-acceptance, Serenity, smp, Surrender

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	3932
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	69	Void Gems Collected:	21
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you just HAVE to join. Like, seriously dude, it’s like a whole new world of craziness and shenanigans. We got llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing diamond armor, and even a secret underground base filled with cookies (no joke, bro).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is guarded by a giant talking potato named Spud, who only speaks in puns and dad jokes. He’s like the ultimate protector of our realm, keeping us safe from creepers and griefers alike.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT. Yeah, you heard me right, TNT roller coaster. It’s a wild ride, let me tell you.

So come on, bro, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server and experience the madness for yourself. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, Spud promised to share his secret stash of cookies with anyone who joins. So, like, why wouldn’t you want to be a part of this epic adventure? Let’s goooooo! 🥔🍪🎢

CraftyCurrency

affordable, bargain, budget-friendly, cost effective, cost-efficient, CraftyCurrency, cut-rate, Discounted, economical, frugal, good deal, inexpensive, inexpensive goods, low cost, pocket-friendly, reasonable, reasonably priced, thrifty, value for money, wallet-friendly

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	6093
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3184	Enchantments Applied:	90
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	9

Are you tired of paying an arm and a leg for things that should be cheap? Well, come join our Minecraft server where everything is hilariously cheap! We’re talking diamond armor for the price of a potato, enchanted weapons for the cost of a stick, and even rare items for the price of a single block of dirt!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary “Potato Palace” where players can trade their excess potatoes for valuable in-game currency. Rumor has it that the Potato King himself resides in the palace, handing out riches to those who bring him the most spuds.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wacky world of cheap prices and potato-based economies! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

BlockBucks Minecraft Server

AID PACKAGE, bilateral cooperation, Blockbucks, DPL program, economic development, economic growth, financial aid, financial support, foreign investment, funding, government support, infrastructure improvement, international assistance, international relations, Japan, Minecraft, monetary assistance, Partnership, poverty reduction, Server, uk, Ukraine, World Bank

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	6931
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Potions Brewed:	158
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	24

OMG u guys u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server! it’s like ukraine gettin $1bn from japan and uk through world bank DPL program but in minecraft form! we got so much money u can build the most epic castles and stuff! like, who needs real life when u can be ballin in minecraft, amirite?! plus, we got secret treasure hunts and quests that will blow ur mind! come join us and be part of the most lit minecraft server ever!

UrsaCraft: Sink & Swim

cargo ship, cargo ship sinking, explosion, explosion at sea, maritime accident, maritime disaster, maritime emergency, maritime incident, Mediterranean, mediterranean sea, Mediterranean ship sinking, Russian, Russian shipping, Russian vessel, shipping news, Shipwreck, SINK, sinks, swim, Ursa Major, Ursa Major sinking, UrsaCraft, vessel sinking

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	2858
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Emeralds Found:	5146
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	10

lol u know what else is sinking? ur boring old minecraft server! come join us on our server where u can build ur own russian cargo ship and see if it sinks or not! we have explosions, we have drama, we have it all! join now and be part of the chaos, cuz why be normal when u can be crazy on our server! let’s see if u can survive the mediterranean like the Ursa Major did (or didn’t, lol)!

RoboXmasCraft: Boston Dynamics Fun

Advanced, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, Boston, Boston Dynamics, christmas, creepy, dynamics, Engineering, Festive, Fun, Future, holiday, innovation, machine learning, Machines, mechanical, ROBOT, robotics, RoboXmasCraft, Santa Claus, seasons greetings, Technology, Video

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	6663
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	74	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	16
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

join dis minecraft server if u wanna experience da craziest robot apocalypse everrrr!!! we got boston dynamics robots runnin around tryna take over da world but u can stop dem if u join our server and build epic bases to protect urself!!! watch out for da robot reindeer flyin around shootin lasers and da robot elves tryna steal ur diamonds!!! it’s gonna be a merry terrifying robot christmas on dis server, so come join da fun and see if u can survive da chaos!!!