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Crafty AF Server: Where the F*** is Always Flying and the Fun Never Stops

age, best, brownie, Crafty, f.., flying, Fun, here, INFORMATION, just, know, Never, number, okay, same, Server, society, Stops, Taste, taste like, tasted, world

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	8953
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Animals Bred:	109
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where age is just a number and society can suck it! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found the best damn brownie in the world. It was so delicious that they transcended into a state of pure bliss and became the ultimate Minecraft champion. And that could be you, my friend! So come on over and taste the brownie of destiny, and let society know that you don’t give a f***!

Crafty Crapland: Where the Worst Shitholes Are Just Pixels Away

African, African civil war, civil war, Conflict, Corruption, Crafty, Crapland, developing countries, Failed, failed state, Global Issues, human rights violations, humanitarian crisis, international relations, pixels, political instability, POVERTY, shithole, shitholes, State, violence, world, WORST, worst shithole

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	6561
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Zombie Dances:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Falling into the Void:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server more chaotic than a toddler’s birthday party after eating a whole bag of sugar? Look no further! Our server is the ultimate shithole in the world (that isn’t an African civil war failed state, of course).

Join us for a wild ride filled with more explosions than a Michael Bay movie, more drama than a reality TV show, and more trolls than a bridge under construction. Our community is so diverse, you’ll feel like you’re at a United Nations meeting, but with way more creepers.

Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is rumored to be built on top of a secret government base where they conduct experiments on mutant chickens? Or maybe you’re intrigued by the legend of the diamond mine guarded by a pack of rabid wolves who only answer to the name Fluffy?

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism – because nothing is quite as it seems in this crazy world we’ve created.

Shear Madness – Where Sheeptubers Rule the World!

#youtube, Alpa Chomps, appreciation, Beewee Crover, Chika Fujilisa, discussion, Dollie Hitsujida, Eira, EN streamers, essie, Friends, friendshaped, Hoshimiya Meeple, itsmoisi, JP streamers, Kotomi Snacks, Krumroll, Lisa, madness, Maru Nanamona, Meruru, Mintmai, NinoEgyn, Noena Yumeshiro, ohitsu_zi, parasi, Rhea Nevermore, rule, savehymn, Shear, Sheep, sheep vtubers, Sheeptuber, Sheeptubers, Sleep Sheep ASMR, sleepy, Streamers, Thread, Tsunderia Extended, tsunX, twitch, VT, Vtuber, Wool, world, youho0411, Zenya Hima

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	4419
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Zombie Dances:	7	Magic Items Found:	3275
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as fluffy as a sheep’s wool? Look no further than our server, where we celebrate all things sheep vtubers and their friends! Join us for some woolly fun with Essie, Eira, and the gang as they navigate the virtual world with their adorable sheep avatars.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to some of the most legendary sheep vtubers out there, like SleepSheepASMR and RheaNevermore. You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll feel like you’ve been counting sheep all night!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we’ve got a whole herd of friend-shaped EN streamers ready to join in on the fun. From Sleepy Project to Mintmai, you’ll never run out of hilarious moments and epic adventures on our server.

So why wait? Join us on this wild and woolly Minecraft server today and experience the fluffiest, most entertaining gameplay you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the sheep-tastic fun!

StopKillingMePlz

activism, advocacy, animal rights, Awareness, Beyond, CHANGE, Community, ctrl+f, Impact, needs to be known, not highlighted, protest, social justice, stop violence, Stopkillinggames, Stopkillinggames.com, StopKillingMePlz, trying, Unity, video games

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	4000
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Zombie Dances:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! We encourage chaos, mayhem, and all-out war between players.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of sneaking up on someone and stealing all their diamonds, or if you want to build a giant lava pit to trap unsuspecting players. Our server is the Wild West of Minecraft, where anything goes and there are no rules to hold you back.

But that’s not all – we also have special events like “TNT Tuesdays” where the whole server is blown up, or “Zombie Apocalypse” where hordes of zombies invade the world and players must band together to survive.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let your inner troll run wild! Just remember, anything you do in the game stays in the game – so watch your back and be prepared for anything.

4Kids Ruined Minecraft

4kids, addiction, Agreement, Anime, anime girl’s, Anons, controversy, culture, Development, Entertainment, influence, Mature, mature enough, Media, Minecraft, opinion, perspective, popularized, porn, ruined, West, wrong

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	1657
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	56	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further! Our server is like a wild anime adventure where 4kids reign supreme and 2D anime girls come to life!

Join us for a wacky journey where we embrace all things 4kids and dive headfirst into the world of anime. Who needs reality when you can have virtual anime girls as your best friends? Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock hidden powers that will make you the ultimate anime master.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Leave your boring old life behind and join us on this crazy Minecraft server where anything is possible. Who knows, you might even meet your waifu along the way!

Minecraft Madness: Manga Mayhem

madness, Manga, MAYHEM, Minecraft

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	5598
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Alien Abductions:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

Hey there, fellow manga enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring old servers that only talk about the same old manga series? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be for all your manga needs!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and epic battles. We’ve got scifi and fantasy galore, with a touch of low fantasy for those looking for something a little different. And don’t worry, we’ve banned all mecha stuff so you won’t have to deal with any pesky robots ruining your fun.

Need some recommendations for new manga to read? Look no further! Our members are experts in all things manga and can help you find your next obsession. From hard scifi to mind-bending fantasy, we’ve got it all.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the manga madness begin! Who knows, you might even uncover a hidden gem that will blow your mind like never before. See you there!

BlockyBalls69 Minecraft Server – Where we pay tribute to cocks and play mini golf! #sendnudes

All, BlockyBalls69, cock tributes, cocks, doing.., Golf, kik, Minecraft, Mini, minigolf30, NL, Pay, Play, send pics, sendnudes, Server, Tribute

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	6663
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
New Chunks Explored:	151305	Secret Passages Found:	4
Love Letters Sent:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet dragon! But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret portal that leads to a land filled with talking animals and dancing llamas.

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to participate in epic cock tribute battles where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. And if that’s not enough, we also have a special feature where you can send pics of your builds to our resident minigolf expert for a chance to win a grand prize!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures Minecraft has to offer. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Pixel Pundits: The Blocky Battle Royale

abhorrence, battle, Behavior, blocky, Condemnation, Contempt, controversial, criticism, debate, disdain, disgust, Ethics, great debate, hatred, Humanity, judgment, Loathing, morality, PIXEL, Pundits, reprehensible, Royale.., society, universal reviled, VALUES

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	9701
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Chimeras Created:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Crops Grown:	8765	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Buildings Constructed:	26	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Alien Abductions:	0	Magic Items Found:	7995

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building cute little houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where we settle the age-old debate: which is more universally reviled and reprehensible – creepers or skeletons?

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a horde of creepers come charging at you, ready to blow you to smithereens. But wait, here come the skeletons riding on top of spiders, shooting arrows at you from a distance. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s… hilarious!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling it out with your friends to see who can survive the longest against these dastardly foes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground bunker filled with enchanted golden apples and diamond armor. But beware, for the legendary Ender Dragon lurks nearby, waiting to swoop down and snatch away your precious loot.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prove once and for all which mob is truly the most reviled and reprehensible in all of Minecraft!

GameRx Minecraft Hospital: Name five video games and call me in the morning

Adventure, Call, Call Me, consoles, Entertainment, escapism, Fun, GameRx, games, Gaming, Hospital, Interactive, mental health, Minecraft, mobile, morning, multiplayer, PC, Relaxation, Single player, stress relief, Technology, Therapy, Video, video games, virtual worlds

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	8787
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But here’s the catch – the chest was guarded by a giant chicken wearing a top hat! Only on this server will you encounter such absurd adventures.

But wait, there’s more! Have you ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wielding a diamond sword that shoots fireballs? Well, on this server, anything is possible! We’ve got custom plugins that will blow your mind and make you question reality.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just remember this – on this server, the pigs can fly. Literally. So come join us and let’s embark on the wildest Minecraft journey you’ll ever experience. Remember, when in doubt, just name five video games and call me in the morning.

TotalCraft: Where you can’t escape the tyranny of creepers and crafting, but hey, at least it’s fun!

AUTHORITY, Choice, conformity, control, Crafting, CREEPERS, Dystopia, Escape, fear, freedom, Fun, futuristic, Government, hey, love, Manipulation, Oppression, power, Propaganda, Rebellion, Régime, society, speculative fiction, Surveillance, TotalCraft, totalitarian, tyranny

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	7962
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
New Chunks Explored:	812366	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Are you tired of boring, peaceful Minecraft servers where everyone just builds cute little houses and farms all day? Well, come join our server where chaos reigns supreme!

In this totalitarian dystopia, you’ll never have a dull moment as you navigate through treacherous obstacles and face off against ruthless players who will stop at nothing to destroy your creations. But don’t worry, because our admin team is always watching, ready to swoop in and ban anyone who dares to challenge their authority.

Join now and experience the thrill of living on the edge, where every block you place could be your last. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground bunker where all the banned players are forced to mine for diamonds for eternity.

So why do you love this server so much? Because where else can you find such a perfect blend of chaos, tyranny, and pure unadulterated fun? Join us today and see for yourself why this totalitarian dystopia is the place to be in the world of Minecraft.