5. Body hair Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

R9K Dating Myths Minecraft Server

10. Clumsiness, 11. Anime nerds, 12. Gamer girls, 13. Nerd stereotypes, 14. Flat chest, 15. Breast size preferences, 16. Cheating, 17. Men’s lies, 18. Relationship expectations, 19. Gender stereotypes, 2. Dating lies, 20. Body image., 3. Hairy pits, 4. Shaving preferences, 5. Body hair, 6. Hygiene, 7. Body odor, 8. Natural pheromones, 9. Shyness, DATING, Lies men tell women, Minecraft, Myths, r9k, Server

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	5382
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Towns Built:	10
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8182	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate meme paradise! Join now for hairy pits and VagYeah jokes that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. Plus, we guarantee a stink-free environment because let’s be real, nobody likes a smelly player.

But wait, there’s more! Are you tired of being shy or clumsy in real life? Well, on our server, that’s a bonus! Embrace your awkwardness and watch as it becomes your superpower in the Minecraft world. And don’t even get us started on being an anime nerd or a “le gamer gurl.” On our server, that’s not just accepted, it’s celebrated!

And for all the flat-chested players out there, we see you and we got you. No more lies about men loving flat chests, because on our server, we know the truth. Join now and let your personality shine brighter than any big breasts ever could. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the hilarity ensue!

ArcadiaRP

1.17.x, Adventure, ArcadiaRP, mc.arcadiaroleplay.it, Minecraft, Roleplay, Server

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	2412
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Endless Legions Commanded:	24
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	36
Emeralds Found:	5783	Endless Night Skies:	3

Arcadia Roleplay! Version: 1.17.x IP: mc.arcadiaroleplay.it Come join us and enjoy the adventure!

66.118.245.120

Blocky Brainiacs Minecraft Server

billionaire, blocky, brain-rotted, Brainiacs, Conspiracy, Corruption, cover up, elite society, Evidence, human trafficking, ISLAND, Jews, Minecraft, Minors, Mossad, Powerful, rape, scandal, Server, sexual abuse, terminally online, U.S. Government, video tapes, Wealthy

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	9194
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Towns Built:	9
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want to escape to a world where billionaires with ties to secret organizations run islands for the wealthy and powerful to engage in scandalous activities? Look no further than our server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories, secret societies, and hidden agendas. Explore mysterious islands, uncover government cover-ups, and maybe even stumble upon some shocking evidence along the way.

Who needs diamonds and gold when you can uncover the truth behind it all? Join our server now and see where the rabbit hole takes you. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, the truth is out there…somewhere in our Minecraft world!

Cum Giving Friends Minecraft SMP

#revelation, Confessions, confessions of betrayal, Cum, Deception, deception in friendship, Friends, friendship, Giving, hidden, Hidden Secrets, Intimacy, intimate friendships, Minecraft, relationships, revealing secrets, Secrets, smp, Trust, trust issues, unaware, unaware friends

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	7440
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Alien Abductions:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can join a group of friends who have no idea how much cum you’ve given them! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– We have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. They may or may not be plotting world domination. – Our server is protected by a team of ninja chickens who will peck anyone who tries to grief or steal. – We have a giant statue of a potato that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Don’t ask how we built it, just enjoy the show. – Our community events include synchronized pig racing, llama fashion shows, and underwater basket weaving competitions. – Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples somewhere in the world. Good luck finding it!

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and experience the wacky adventures and unexpected surprises that await you. Just don’t mention the cum to your friends, okay?

ThirstyCraft

Accountability, Arizona drinks, burritos, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consideration, drinks, ENTITLEMENT, family, family dynamics, misunderstanding, public assistance, selfish, sharing, SNAP card, Soda, Store, supermarket, Tacos, ThirstyCraft, Water Bottle

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	7424
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Buildings Constructed:	11	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Are you tired of your Minecraft server mates stealing your precious resources without asking? Join our server where we guarantee that no one will drink your water or soda without permission!

We have a strict policy against beverage theft and encourage open communication for all your drink needs. Plus, our community is always ready to provide free burritos and tacos for all your gaming fuel needs.

Don’t let selfish family members ruin your gaming experience – join our server today and game in peace without any drama over drinks! Remember, on our server, everyone gets their fair share of Arizona drinks and no one will be called out for being selfish. Join now and game on without any beverage-related conflicts!

FutureFrenzy Minecraft SMP

Advancements, anticipation, CHANGE, Curiosity, discovery, dreams, Evolution, EXCITEMENT, Exploration, Future, FutureFrenzy, growth, Hope, innovation, Minecraft, opportunities, optimism, Possibilities, Potential, progress, smp, Technology, transformation

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	9398
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	25
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Dimension Hops:	4
Dragons Tamed:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the world (or at least the server).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, a rare and majestic creature that roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the enchanted toilet that grants wishes (but be careful what you wish for, you might just end up with a pet creeper).

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and unpredictable SMP today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT cannons). Trust us, the future has never looked so exciting!

BlockyBanterCraft

banal, banality, BlockyBanterCraft, buzzword, Cliche, commonplace, empty phrase, exhausted, hackneyed, lost meaning, meaningless, Misused, overused, Pedestrian, platitudinous, stale, threadbare, tired, trite, worn out

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	2053
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	358	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4539
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Runes Activated:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Magic Items Found:	4887
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old tired gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the epitome of insanity! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of pigs plotting to take over the world (or at least the server).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land leaving a trail of diamond blocks in his wake. Rumor has it that if you can catch him, he will grant you three wishes – but be warned, he’s a crafty one and will do everything in his power to evade capture.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers while wearing a crown made of emeralds? Only on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?). Join us today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

SeriousCraft Minecraft Server

crisis management., Dangerous, device attacks, emergency response, escalation, Government, instability, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, MINISTERS, national security, next 48 hours, pager attacks, POLITICAL CRISIS, regional conflict, security threat, SeriousCraft, Server, Tensions, Terrorism, Unrest, Warning

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	7289
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

so, like, this server is, like, totally crazy, man. like, we got explosions and stuff happening all the time. it’s like a war zone up in here. lebanese ministers are like, “whoa, this is some serious escalation, bro.” they’re warning everyone that the next 48 hours are gonna be super dangerous. but like, that just makes it even more exciting, right?

join our server for non-stop action and chaos. you never know what’s gonna happen next. maybe you’ll get attacked by pagers and devices, or maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret underground base filled with treasure. who knows, man. it’s all up in the air.

so come on, join us for the ride of your life. just remember to watch your back and keep your wits about you. things are about to get wild!

HezboBlasters – PvP Madness!

airstrikes, Armed Forces, Conflict, CounterTerrorism, defense forces, defense strategy, HezboBlasters, hezbollah, Hezbollah targets, idf, international relations, LAUNCHERS, lebanon, madness, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, Military Strikes, missile launchers, national defense, precision strikes, PvP, regional tensions, security threat

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	9694
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Potions Brewed:	122
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we hit more than 100 loaded creeper launchers in a series of major explosions! it’s like fireworks but with more BOOM BOOM! you’ll be dodging explosions left and right as you try to build your dream base and survive the chaos. join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you can outsmart the explosive mayhem!

Crafty Gut Quest

brain health, Crafty, diet, dietary interventions, gastrointestinal, Gut, gut microbiome, gut-brain axis, health, microbiome analysis, microbiome diversity, microbiota, movement disorder, neurological conditions, neurology, nutrition, Parkinson’s Disease, Patients, Quest, research, Symptoms, Therapy, Treatment

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	2624
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	488
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

come join dis epic minecraft server where we cure parkinson’s disease with DIET AND GUT MICROBIOME!!! yea u heard dat right, forget doctors and meds, just eat some virtual veggies and boom, ur shaking stops! we got virtual doctors in lab coats giving u advice like “eat more carrots” and “drink more water” to cure ur parkinson’s! and if dat aint enough, we got virtual therapists to help u cope with ur newfound health. join now and say goodbye to parkinson’s FOREVER!

AR

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Factions, Friendly staff, Hardcore, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Plugin, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	7974
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	36
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Endless Night Skies:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9095
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Anarchy in the world of 4×4 chunk

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