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Players: | 91/300 | Votes: | 7387 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Enchantments Applied: | 110 |
Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Astral Projections Made: | 4 |
Experience the thrill of holding a virtual baby while dealing with passive-aggressive relatives who think they know what’s best for you. Watch out for the in-game Jen character who will shove babies in your arms and give you unsolicited life advice. And don’t forget to whisper sweet nothings like “Go f*^% yourself, Jen” for that extra dose of excitement.
Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and drama of our Minecraft server. Who needs therapy and anti-depressants when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t miss out on the chance to be called the biggest AH by virtual relatives – it’s an honor, really.