BeanBoys Minecraft Server: Where Brits, Pols, and Memes Collide!

5 beans, bags, BeanBoys, BLUFFER, brit/pol/, Brits, Cambridgeshire., cannabis factory, Cards, collide, concerned sub-postmaster, england, gender clinic, Get Well Soon, GP, Just Stop Oil protest, Kate’s cancer news, memes, Minecraft, misuse of funds, pols, Post Office lawyer, puberty blockers, Raid, sacked, Sainsbury’s worker, scotland, Server, slaves, Stardust families, struck off, suspended, Thoughts, Tory MP, under 18s, unlawful killing, Verdict, william

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	3709
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Love Letters Sent:	20
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Farms Harvested:	232
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing getting suspended is your disbelief at how awesome it is! Join now for a chance to cheer alongside Stardust families as we deliver verdicts on who has the best build.

Even William himself has been spotted on our server, receiving get well soon cards for surviving our epic PvP battles. And if you’re worried about puberty blockers, don’t fret – our gender clinic only pauses them long enough for you to mine some diamonds.

Forget about being dismissed as a bluffer, on our server everyone is a master crafter. Just ask the Sainsbury’s worker who got sacked for not paying for bags – they’re now the reigning champion of our building competitions.

And if you’re looking for some real drama, join us for the Just Stop Oil protest where GPs could be struck off for not building sustainable farms. Who knows, you might even witness a raid on a cannabis factory, where “slaves” are released to join our server and become the ultimate builders.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!

MicroCraftUniverse

Advanced, amazing, atoms, Breakthrough, control, discovery, discovery of the universe, experimentation, Exploration, innovation, Manipulation, MicroCraftUniverse, microscopic, molecules, nanotechnology, particles, Quantum, research, Science, Technology, Universe

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	7675
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6

yo, so like, this server is like, totally outta this world, man. we’ve got like, mad scientists up in here who figured out how to mess with the tiny stuff in the universe. like, we got microscopic cows that you can ride on and tiny creepers that explode in a puff of glitter.

plus, we’ve got this secret underground lab where you can make potions that turn you into a giant or give you super speed. and don’t even get me started on the flying pigs that poop diamonds.

if you wanna join a server that’s on a whole nother level of crazy, then come on over. but be warned, once you start playing here, you may never wanna leave. it’s like a black hole of fun and insanity, man.

MilkCraft: Plant Power!

#breastfeeding, baby formula, bioengineering, biotechnology, breast milk, Engineered plants, food innovation, food science, formula feeding, genetic engineering, infant formula, infant health, infant nutrition, maternal health, MilkCraft, nutrition, nutritional gap, Plant, plant genetics, plant technology, plant-based nutrition, power, Sustainable Agriculture

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	7185
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Villages Defended:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where the plants are, like, super smart and can, like, make baby formula out of thin air. it’s, like, magic, man. you gotta join this server if you wanna see plants doing things plants shouldn’t be doing. it’s, like, a whole new level of minecraft craziness. plus, the plants are, like, super friendly and will give you all the nutrition you need. who needs breast milk or baby formula when you have plant magic, amirite? join now and witness the wonders of engineered plants in minecraft. it’s gonna blow your mind, man.

LAB SMP: Where only adult dedicated players with no seasoning are allowed in the kitchen!

20 TPS average, Accepting to all types of players, Active Development, Adult, Allowed, Armor Stand Editor, Bluemap, Builders, Colored text, Community, cosmetic mods, Creative Server, Dedicated, Discord, Helpful Staff, kitchen, Lab, Laid-back rules, Minecraft chat bridge, movable tile entities, No redstone restrictions, player heads, Players, Seasoning, shopping district, smp, US based, World Edit

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	5690
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Elemental Crystals Collected:	21	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Welcome to Labcraft!
We are a US based server offering a tight knit community driven survival experience complete with mods and datapacks to make your stay more enjoyable! But don’t worry about the mods, you will always be able to join with a vanilla client.
Currently planned to continue our, still young, season 3 of Labcraft for the foreseeable future, you’ll be sure to have time to get caught up and have tons of fun!
Find a few of our favorite pictures from our previous server here – https://imgur.com/a/bRkWsa7

The Labcraft server features:
* Great community with top-notch builders
* Player driven shopping district
* Movable Tile Entities
* Cosmetic mods (Armor Stand Editor, Colored text, etc.)
* Player Heads
* Bluemap (3D map you can view on the web!)
* Discord / Minecraft chat bridge
* Creative Server with world edit

Quality Ensured
* 20 TPS average
* Active Development
* Helpful staff always working to improve the server
* Accepting to all types of players
* No redstone restrictions
Laid-back rules- just be mature and use common sense.

If you’re looking to be part of something like this, please consider applying on our Discord! https://discord.gg/yAS6UeJwTP

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Can I join the server with a vanilla client?

Yes, you can always join the server with a vanilla client, even though we offer mods and datapacks to enhance your experience.

Are there any redstone restrictions on the server?

No, there are no redstone restrictions on the server. Feel free to unleash your creativity with redstone contraptions.

Is there a creative server with world edit available?

Yes, we have a creative server with world edit functionality for players to showcase their building skills and creativity.

What is the server’s TPS average?

The server maintains an average of 20 TPS (Ticks Per Second) to ensure smooth gameplay and stability.

How can I get involved in the community as a new player?

You can start by joining our Discord server and introducing yourself to the community. Participating in activities and events will help you integrate into the community.

ChadMax Minecraft Server

attractiveness, beauty standards, chad maxxing, chad sexuals, CHADmax, confidence building, DATING, empowerment, female empowerment, feminism, gender dynamics, gender equality, Minecraft, relationships, self improvement, self worth, self-confidence, Server, societal expectations, societal pressure, Stereotypes, toxic masculinity, Women

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	9896
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Dimension Hops:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Mines Excavated:	3356	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server where all the women are chad maxxing and chad sexuals! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through a world where the ladies are ruling the roost with their chad-like powers.

But beware, if you can’t keep up with their chad energy, you might just get left in the dust! From building epic structures to battling it out in intense PvP matches, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the women are the true chads!

CraftyDigits Minecraft Server

78053295, CraftyDigits, long tail tags, Minecraft, Numbers, previous, Server

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	5466
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the wackiest, wildest place you’ll ever visit in the blocky world! Join us for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle zombie chickens, and mine diamonds with a magical unicorn pickaxe!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mystical Ender Dragon!

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to pack your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination.

CraftyBizSnitch

affluent family, affluent lifestyle, Benefits, cash transactions, catching red handed, competitive industry, CraftyBizSnitch, Ethics, Exploitation, labour department, labour laws, low margin, luxury lifestyle, minimum wage, overtime pay, recording conversation, Reporting, sales tax, tax department, tax evasion, undocumented immigrants

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	2778
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Falling into the Void:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner rebel and take down corrupt businesses? Look no further! Join our server and become a virtual whistleblower as you uncover shady dealings and bring justice to the digital world.

Imagine a world where you can uncover tax evasion and labor law violations while building your dream pixelated castle. Take down the virtual 1% and show them that crime doesn’t pay, especially in the world of Minecraft.

With a $3,000/month allowance and a $90,000 sports car, you’ll feel right at home as you fight for justice and equality in our virtual realm. Join now and be a part of the revolution against corruption and exploitation. Plus, we have epic building competitions and mini-games to keep you entertained while you fight the good fight. See you in the game, whistleblower!

CheaterBeater Minecraft Server

BETRAYAL, Breakup, CheaterBeater, Cheating, emotional pain, Heartache, HEARTBREAK, heartbroken, Infidelity, love betrayed, Love Lost, Minecraft, moving on, painful memories, relationship struggles, sad songs, Server, songs about betrayal, songs about cheating, songs about heartbreak, songs about infidelity, trust issues, unfaithfulness

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	8782
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
Dragons Tamed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Enchantments Applied:	199	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Ores Mined:	7198

Are you tired of listening to sad breakup songs on repeat because your ex cheated on you? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and let the power of building and crafting heal your broken heart. Who needs love when you have diamond swords and enchanted armor, am I right? Plus, rumor has it that if you build a shrine to your ex and then blow it up with TNT, you’ll feel a sense of closure like never before. So come join us and let’s turn that heartbreak into hilarious hijinks!

UltimatumCraft: X or Me

Breakup, Closure, Commitment, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, consequences, Decision making, emotions, Ex-partners, growth, love, loyalty, moving on, personal boundaries, Reflection, relationship, self worth, Trust, Ultimatum, UltimatumCraft

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	6635
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Love Letters Sent:	18	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Divine Spears Created:	24	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Are you tired of getting ultimatums from your ex-partners? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can escape all that drama and build your own world where you call the shots! Join us and leave those exes in the dust as you create epic structures, mine for diamonds, and battle mobs with your friends. Who needs a toxic relationship when you can have a creeper explode in your face instead? So come on over and let’s build a world where exes are just a distant memory!

WinterPower Minecraft Server

air cover, electricity, electricity grid, energy consumption, energy crisis, energy demand, energy infrastructure, energy policy, energy production, energy resources, energy security, energy shortage, energy supply, Fossil Fuels, Government, Infrastructure, Minecraft, power, renewable energy, Server, Ukraine, Winter, WinterPower

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	4148
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Potions Brewed:	121	Towns Built:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Dimension Hops:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

join our epic minecraft server and u will never have to worry about power for winter again!! we have so much air cover that ukraine is jealous 😂 our server is so lit that even mother nature is like “damn, i wish i had that much power” 🌬️💥 come join us and experience the ultimate winter survival experience! plus, we have secret underground bases where u can hide from the cold and pretend ur a secret agent 🕵️‍♂️ join now before ukraine tries to steal our air cover!! 🔥🔥🔥

EcoCraft: JapScrap Auto Sabotage

#sustainability, Auto, Automotive Industry, car companies, climate change, consumer awareness, corporate responsibility, EcoCraft, electric vehicles, Emissions, environmental impact, EV transition, global warming, government policies, greenwashing, Japan, japscrap, market trends, renewable energy, sabotage, study, Technology, Transportation

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	8191
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

lol u wont believe it but this server is like a secret underground society for minecrafters who are tired of the car companies trying to ruin the environment. we are like the avengers but in minecraft form. we fight against the evil car companies by building sustainable cities and driving electric cars in the game. join us if u want to save the world, one block at a time. also, we have a secret base where we plan our attacks on the car companies. shh, don’t tell anyone.

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