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Henya’s Tears Minecraft Server: Where griefing is encouraged and psychological abuse is the name of the game!

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	6943
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	12	Love Letters Sent:	17
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Potions Brewed:	136	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers that don’t offer any excitement? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to make you cry tears of joy!

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane challenges and mind-bending puzzles that will leave you questioning your sanity. Our community is so welcoming that even Henya couldn’t resist shedding a tear of happiness when she first joined.

With griefers running amok and mobs that are more terrifying than your worst nightmares, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your emotions played with like never before!

Crafty McCraftface’s Blocky Adventures

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	8565
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	18
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Mines Excavated:	2411	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are all secretly wizards in disguise. Our server is so epic that even the creepers have been known to break out into dance parties instead of exploding.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most powerful items in all of Minecraft, including the legendary Bacon Sword of Destiny and the Farting Pickaxe of Doom.

So why waste your time on other servers when you could be having the time of your life on ours? Come join us and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, because our TNT is extra explosive)!

CraftyLinux – Where Penguins Play and Creepers Fear to Tread

@lutris, /g/fglt, /t/linux, Boxtron, commercial games, Conty, CraftyLinux, CREEPERS, fear, gamemode, gamescope, gpu-screen-recorder, HEROIC, Lampray, Legendary, LGOGDownloader, libre games, libstrangle, linux gaming, Linux on other boards, Luxtorpeda, MangoHud, Minigalaxy, Penguins, Play, proton, rare, Roberta, source ports, Steam Tinker Launch, Tread, Windows games, wine

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	7964
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us for insane adventures, like riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens or diving into the depths of the Nether while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds. Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But that’s not all – we have secret treasure hunts hidden throughout the server, where you can find rare loot like enchanted golden apples or a sword that shoots fireballs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese!

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

ParticularCraft: Where Every Block is Particular and Every Player is Particular Too!

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	8680
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	197
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky!

Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon does stand-up comedy on weekends. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary Notch’s secret stash of enchanted golden apples.

But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether and back. And don’t even get me started on our pet zombie villagers that can do the moonwalk like nobody’s business.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a chicken, in which case, watch out for the evil chickens plotting world domination).

Pixelated Weebs United

long trail: no good anime to watch, no good anime, pixelated, United, watch, Weeb’s

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	3018
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2745	Gods Slained:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Magic Items Found:	7247
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4

Are you tired of scrolling through endless lists of mediocre anime to watch? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild adventure filled with pixelated anime characters, epic battles, and hilarious storylines that will have you laughing until you cry.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest anime mobs you’ll ever encounter, from giant kawaii pandas to tsundere creepers who explode in a fit of tsundere rage. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary waifu dragon, whose breath attack is a deadly combination of sparkles and rainbows.

So why waste your time watching boring anime when you can live out your wildest anime fantasies in our Minecraft server? Join us now and prepare for a journey that will leave you saying, “Who needs anime when you have this server?!”

ManlyMimicCraft: Where Guys Do Impressions of Women and Build Epic Worlds!

ai, BUILD, Epic, gender bending, guys, Impression, Impressions.., lewd, ManlyMimicCraft, reading, Thread, vocal exercises, vocal manipulation, vocal performance, vocal practice, vocal range, vocal training, Vocaroo, vocaroo thread, voice acting, voice changers, voice impression, Wholesome, woman’s voice, Women, worlds

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	870
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Secret Passages Found:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Dragons Tamed:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	149

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of talking parrots who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their beaks. You won’t believe your eyes when you see their creations!

2. We have a secret underground society of ninja turtles who roam the server, protecting players from creepers and zombies. They may even teach you some sweet ninja moves if you’re lucky!

3. The server’s main currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but rather… rubber ducks! That’s right, you can trade rubber ducks for rare items and power-ups. Quack-tastic!

4. Rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots at the bottom of the ocean. But beware, the chest is guarded by a giant squid who loves to challenge players to underwater dance-offs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky Minecraft server today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

BratwurstCraft: Where Creepers wear lederhosen and Endermen play polka

#youtube, BratwurstCraft, CREEPERS, cultural impact, Cultural significance, culturally influential, culture, documentary, Educational, endermen, european history, German culture, germany, Germany history, historical, History, influential, influential era, influential iteration, informative, iteration, lederhosen, modern Germany, Play, polka, Video, wear

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	7305
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Animals Bred:	160	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Chimeras Created:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Star Shards Collected:	294	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the last culturally influential iteration of Germany! That’s right, forget about boring old factions and survival modes, on our server, you’ll be building your own Berlin Wall and reenacting the fall of the Berlin Wall every day!

Join us for epic battles between Steve and Herobrine as they fight for control of the Reichstag building. And don’t forget to visit our exclusive beer garden where you can trade diamonds for schnitzel and sauerkraut.

But that’s not all! Our server also features a secret underground bunker where you can uncover hidden treasures and artifacts from World War II. Who knows, you might even stumble upon Hitler’s lost stash of golden apples!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the insanity of the last culturally influential iteration of Germany in Minecraft! Prost! 🍻🇩🇪

Crafty Commanders – Write, Build, Conquer!

Adventure, Archive, bakers, BUILD, Commander in Chief Edition, Commanders, Conquer, Crafty, creative writing, fanfiction, fanfiction writers, FANTASY, greentext, HoloX, Novels, Pregnancy, Sluts, SMUT, storytelling, Vtuber, vtuber community, VTuber fanfiction, Write, Writing, writing thread

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	8960
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Divine Spears Created:	20
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Falling into the Void:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We’re not just any old server, we’re the writing thread for VTuber fanfiction enthusiasts. Our stories range from greentext shitposts that will have you rolling on the floor laughing, to full-length adventure novels that will have you on the edge of your seat. And let’s not forget about the smut – we’ve got fantasies for days!

Join us and immerse yourself in three years worth of stories that will leave you questioning your own sanity. From wild HoloX discussions to unexpected pregnancies and everything in between, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Plus, we even have a special reentry for bakers because why the heck not?

So, what are you waiting for? Dive into our archive of insanity and join us for a ride you’ll never forget. Who knows, you might even become one of our resident sluts by the end of it all!

Anon’s Block Party: No. 673206289 LOL Edition

amusement, Anons, ANONYMOUS, anonymous user, BLOCK, comedy, digital communication, Edition, Entertainment, forum, funny, humor, internet, internet culture, JOKE, LAUGHING, lmao, lol, message board, Online Community, online interaction, Party, post, social media, user 673206289

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	7302
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Magic Items Found:	6002	Love Letters Sent:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Runes Activated:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	484
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of craziness!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking llama who will guide you through the wackiest adventures you’ve ever experienced. From fighting off zombie chickens with laser eyes to riding on giant flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are the backup dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…potatoes?

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for a laugh-out-loud, meme-filled, potato-loving good time? Come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get this party started! LMAO!

Crafty Crackers: Where even Steve can’t resist the urge to dab on them haters

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	6653
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Astral Projections Made:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	899	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can finally show some respect for your leaders? Look no further! Join our server where we worship our admins like they’re royalty – literally! Our players bow down to our server owner like they’re the king of the world, and don’t even get us started on our mods – they’re treated like gods among men!

Forget about those other servers where the admins are treated like corrupt scum – here, our leaders are adored by all! Just like how Saudis love bin Salman and Emiratis love Al Nahyan, our players can’t get enough of our staff members. And don’t even get us started on the Western leaders – Trudeau, Biden, Macron? Who are they? We only know our glorious server owner and their loyal mods!

So if you’re tired of the disrespect shown to leaders in the real world, come join our Minecraft server where you can finally show some love and admiration for those in charge. Who knows, you might even get a special in-game title for your undying loyalty!