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BlockBeastCraft

aita, allegations, BlockBeastCraft, Blocking, Charity, controversy, faking charity work, Garbage, illegal gambling, influence, Japan, kids’ food, ksi, logan paul, Lunchly, mrbeast, reputation, Son, Strict, wrong

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	579
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3

Are you tired of dealing with the drama of questionable influencers like MrBeast and Logan Paul? Looking for a safe haven where your kids can play without being influenced by shady characters? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and zero drama. Our server is a MrBeast and Logan Paul-free zone, so you can rest easy knowing your kids are in good hands. Plus, we have a strict no-tantrum policy – because who has time for that?

So come on over and join the fun! Build, explore, and make new friends in a world free from questionable influences. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And hey, who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon some hidden treasure or uncover a secret dungeon. The possibilities are endless on our server!

ColdWarCraft SMP

arms race, Berlin Wall, capitalism, cold war, Cold War legacy, ColdWarCraft, communism, cuban missile crisis, Eastern bloc, geopolitical tensions, global security, global superpowers, international relations, korean war, military alliances, nuclear proliferation, proxy wars, smp, soviet union, united states, vietnam war, Western Bloc

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	1837
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	3238
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky shenanigans, and explosive fun!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Back in the days of the Cold War, a group of top-secret scientists created a Minecraft server so epic, it could bring world peace. But things went awry when a rogue creeper got loose and blew up their lab, scattering the server IP across the internet. Now, only the bravest and most daring players can find it and unlock its true potential.

Join us on this wild journey as we battle evil mobs, build epic bases, and uncover the mysteries of the Cold War. Who knows what secrets lie within this server? The only way to find out is to join us and see for yourself. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

YouTubeWeirdosCraft

#youtube, BIZARRE, eccentric, Fascinating, Niche, Obscure, odd, offbeat, out of the ordinary, outlandish, peculiar, perplexing, quirky, Random, strange, Unconventional, Unexplainable, UNUSUAL, weird, YouTubeWeirdosCraft

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	2588
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Holy Grails Found:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Secret Passages Found:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Divine Spears Created:	15

Are you tired of watching weird YouTube videos and not being able to share your confusion with others? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with bizarre builds, wacky mini-games, and unexpected surprises around every corner. Our community is made up of fellow YouTube weirdos who will not only appreciate your strange tastes but also encourage you to embrace them even more.

From recreating viral videos in pixel art form to hosting dance parties in virtual nightclubs, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So why waste your time watching weird stuff alone when you can join us and experience it in a whole new way? Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way)!

BanCraft Minecraft Server

abstain, BanCraft, controversy, decision, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global affairs, India, international community, international relations, Israel, letter, Minecraft, Nations, non-alignment, Politics, refusal, Secretary General, Server, Support, united nations

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	5731
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Villages Defended:	11
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where all the cool kids hang out and build epic stuff together. this server is so lit that even india didn’t sign a letter of support for the u.n. secretary-general after getting banned by israel. that’s how crazy and wild things get on this server.

join us if you want to be part of the most insane and unpredictable minecraft community out there. we have secret underground bases, giant rollercoasters that defy gravity, and even a pet dragon that roams around and breathes fire on unsuspecting players.

plus, we have the best parties in the virtual world. imagine dancing with zombies and skeletons while a dj creeper spins sick beats. it’s a party you won’t want to miss.

so, what are you waiting for? come join us on this wacky minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. who knows, you might even become the next legend of the server.

NursingHomeRaid: RocketRumbleMC

Attacks, Conflict, Defense, drone attack, emergency response, Herzliya, hezbollah, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, news coverage, northern Israel, nursing home, NursingHomeRaid, RocketRumbleMC, Rockets, SECURITY, Terrorism, violence, War, Yom Kippur

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	4961
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	337
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	5

LOL come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where u can escape from all da craziness happenin in da real world like Hezbollah drones hittin nursing homes and rockets rainin on Israel during Yom Kippur.

On dis server, u can build ur own bomb shelter to hide from all da drama and even create ur own army of llamas to fight off any intruders. We got crazy mini-games like “Dodge the Rocket” and “Llama Wars” where u can show off ur skills and dominate da competition.

So come join us on dis wild ride and let’s escape reality together in da most epic way possible!

Toddler GoBot Fun Land

2-3 year olds, children, custom robot, early childhood development, foam-padded robot, Fun, GoBot, increased activity, interactive play, Land, motor skills, movement, physical activity, playmate, Playtime, research, robot playmate, room, study, Technology, Toddler, toddlers, wheeled robot

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	113
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Emeralds Found:	2309	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Villages Defended:	15	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Crops Grown:	5269
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got robot playmates for ur toddlers, fam! imagine ur lil munchkins runnin around da room, gettin all hyped up and active with a toddler-sized GoBot. dis ain’t no regular server, dis da place where ur kids gonna be doin backflips and cartwheels while playin minecraft, all thanks to our foam-padded robot homies. join now and watch ur toddlers level up in real life and in da game, yo! #robotplaymates #minecraftmadness

Chick Flicks Minecraft Server

acceptance, age gap, Authenticity, chick, Diversity, Exploration, FANTASY, flicks, Intimacy, Lesbian, lez out, LGBTQ, media representation, Minecraft, misconceptions, older chicks, porn, relationships, Server, sexual orientation, Sexuality, Stereotypes, taboo, younger chicks

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	7256
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8136	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Look no further! Our server is like no other, with flying pigs, talking sheep, and diamond armor that shoots lasers.

Join us for epic battles against a horde of evil chickens, embark on quests to find the legendary block of cheese, and build your own castle made entirely out of candy.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers. And don’t forget about our annual llama racing competition, where the winner gets a golden toilet seat!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server for the adventure of a lifetime. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Nice For Once Minecraft SMP

affirmation, appreciation, compassion, compliments, Empathy, encouragement, Kindness, love, mental health, Minecraft, Nice, Positive reinforcement, positivity, self esteem, self love, self worth, self-care, smp, Support, Uplifting, validation

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	1017
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Towns Built:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9467
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	15

Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers where everyone is a total snooze fest? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the cool cats and meme lords out there!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and non-stop chaos! Our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

And hey, if you’re feeling down and need a pick-me-up, don’t worry! Our players are always ready to shower you with compliments and boost your self-esteem. You’ll never have to feel unappreciated again!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyCreeperWedding

adult children, aita, communication breakdown, confronting family issues, courthouse wedding, CraftyCreeperWedding, emotional distress, family dynamics, family expectations, family obligations., financial assistance, financial burden, financial struggles, Inconvenient Wedding, lack of compassion, long distance family, passive aggressive behavior, sibling relationships, Ultimatum, wedding costs

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	4708
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Towns Built:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	27
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and financial struggles? Join our Minecraft server for a much-needed escape from reality! Our server is the perfect place to forget about your son’s sudden wedding plans and focus on building your dream virtual world instead.

With our server, you can create a magical courthouse wedding on a Thursday, invite all your virtual family members, and make them wear green without breaking the bank. Plus, you won’t have to worry about your son asking for half the cost of a plane ticket – because in our Minecraft world, everything is free!

So come join us and let go of all the stress and frustration. Who needs real-life drama when you can have a blast mining, crafting, and exploring in our wacky Minecraft server? Let’s build a world where family conflicts and financial burdens don’t exist – unless you count the cost of virtual diamonds, of course!

MemoryWipeMCSMP

choose, cognitive reset, emotions, erase, Experience, feelings, forget, Memories, Memory, MemoryWipeMCSMP, MOMENTS, Nostalgia, past, Pick, Recapture, Recollection, redo, reexperience, RELIVE, repeat, selective amnesia

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	9903
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Votes:	5173	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Astral Projections Made:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Do you wish you could erase your memory and experience the thrill of starting fresh on a new server? Look no further, because on our server, we have a special potion that will erase your memory every time you log in!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and hilarious mishaps as you navigate through our wacky world. From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of your favorite foods, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and get ready to experience Minecraft like never before! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.