| Players: | 90/100 | Votes: | 388 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 |
| Runes Activated: | 8 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 8 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 8 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 7 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 88 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 18 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 |
5.249.163.31:15051
| Players: | 92/200 | Votes: | 9301 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 12 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 9 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 3 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Emeralds Found: | 1196 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 | Love Letters Sent: | 14 |
| Players: | 106/600 | Votes: | 8644 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 41 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 12 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 2 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
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| Players: | 103/400 | Votes: | 5391 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 25 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 1 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 39 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 |
| Emeralds Found: | 3869 | Magic Items Found: | 4808 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 28 |
| Players: | 92/900 | Votes: | 4909 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 |
| Runes Activated: | 1 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 16 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 6 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 5 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 19 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the chaos is as wild as a football game gone wrong! Join us if you’ve ever wanted to experience the thrill of being on a team that never beats the Minnesota Vikings or the Philadelphia Eagles – talk about a challenge!
But that’s not all – our stadium is constantly being taken over by opposing fans, making every game a real nail-biter. And don’t even get us started on our players – they’re always leaving for “someplace better,” whatever that means.
Oh, and did we mention our only Hall of Fame player never had a high scoring season? Yeah, things are pretty wacky around here. Plus, if you’re into crazy stories, just ask about the time someone got ahem “raped” after wearing our Letterman Jackets. Yikes.
So come on down and join us on this wild ride – we may have never reached a Conference Championship Game, and yeah, we may have blown a 24-0 lead in just 10 minutes, but hey, at least we’re entertaining, right? 😉
| Players: | 108/1000 | Votes: | 1497 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 14 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 12 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 29 |
| Crops Grown: | 1900 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 |
| Runes Activated: | 7 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! The mobs in this server are not your average zombies and creepers. No no no, they’re actually trained circus animals who do backflips and juggle while trying to kill you. It’s like a freakin’ circus every time you go out to fight mobs. And the best part? The currency in this server is actually Skittles. Yeah, you heard me right again. Skittles. So basically, you can buy a diamond sword with a handful of Skittles. It’s like Willy Wonka’s Minecraft factory up in here!
So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Plus, who doesn’t want to be part of a server where the owner is a unicorn, right? Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those juggling zombies, they’re a real pain in the butt.
| Players: | 100/300 | Votes: | 4624 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 7 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 14 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 | Endless Night Skies: | 2 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
| Runes Activated: | 1 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 7 |
| Falling into the Void: | 0 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has been known to swoop down and steal players’ diamonds just for fun. So if you’re looking for a challenge and some unexpected bedtime surprises, come join us on our server. Just make sure to lock your bedroom door tight!
| Players: | 92/900 | Votes: | 2532 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 9 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 5 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 10 | Rune Stones Activated: | 5 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 8 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 9 | Endless Night Skies: | 4 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 5 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 20 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
| Players: | 91/1000 | Votes: | 4659 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Herobrine Sightings: | 5 |
| Chimeras Created: | 2 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 12 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 17 | Villages Defended: | 19 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 6 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 |
Come join AlmostAnarchy and carve your legacy in this brand new 1.21.1 world. No duping, and no hacking. Its more than just survival, but it’s not quite anarchy! almostanarchy.ca
almostanarchy.ca
| Players: | 102/500 | Votes: | 3606 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 54 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
| Chimeras Created: | 4 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 8 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 36 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 11 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 72 |
Experience the bizarre and hilarious mix of Western stereotypes and East Asian perceptions in a virtual world like no other.
Build your own blonde, blue-eyed empire and show the world that Russians are the real MVPs in this crazy Minecraft adventure.
Don’t miss out on the chance to challenge traditional ideas and have a laugh while doing it on our one-of-a-kind server. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!
| Players: | 105/300 | Votes: | 9660 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 27 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 3 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 7 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
