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Players: | 100/400 | Votes: | 8965 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 |
Farms Harvested: | 737 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 |
Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
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