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PutinAndHangs Minecraft Server

activism, authoritarianism, Censorship, civil liberties, Duma speaker, free speech, government oppression, hanged, HUMAN RIGHTS, Imprisonment, injustice, jailed, Legal System, man, Minecraft, Political Criticism, political dissent, protest, putin, PutinAndHangs, russia, Russian, Server

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	7023
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Animals Bred:	78	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Crops Grown:	9253
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Buildings Constructed:	21
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Runes Activated:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12

so, u wanna join dis minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat even a russian man got jailed for talkin bout it! he said da duma speaker should be ‘hanged right after putin’ cuz dis server is so dope, it got dem politicians shakin in their boots! join now and u might end up in jail too for bein too obsessed with dis epic minecraft world. trust me, it’s worth it. #minecraftgoals #russianscandal

GreenlandCraft: Trump’s Shopping Spree!

Arctic, buy Greenland, Canada, controversial proposal., denmark, diplomatic relations, economic opportunity, foreign policy, Greenland, GreenlandCraft, international relations, Investment, Négotiation, North America, panama canal, Politics, shopping, spree, strategic interests, territorial acquisition, territorial expansion, trump, Trumps, united states

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	6748
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Love Letters Sent:	19
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

LOL THIS MINECRAFT SERVER IS LIKE TRUMP TRYNA BUY GREENLAND BUT INSTEAD WE GONNA BUY CANADA AND THE PANAMA CANAL HAHAHA. JOIN US IF U WANNA BE PART OF THE CRAZIEST LAND DEALS IN MINECRAFT HISTORY. BUILD YOUR OWN WALLS AND MAKE DEALS WITH OTHER PLAYERS TO TAKE OVER THE WHOLE MAP. WHO NEEDS GREENLAND WHEN U CAN HAVE CANADA, AMIRITE? COME JOIN THE MADNESS TODAY!

Sibling Rivalry Rescue

Behavior, birth order, birth order debate, birth order differences, birth order effects, birth order impact, birth order research, birth order study, cooperation, family dynamics, middle child syndrome, Middle children, personality traits, Psychology, rescue, research, Rivalry, sibling, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, Siblings, study

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	6878
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Star Shards Collected:	264	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Love Letters Sent:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Farms Harvested:	787	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24

so, like, u know how middle children always get the short end of the stick? well, not on our server, bro! we LOVE middle children here, they’re like the unsung heroes of the family, always keepin’ the peace and stuff. join our server and be treated like the royalty u are, middle child! plus, we did a study and found out that middle children are more cooperative than their siblings, so, like, u know it’s gonna be a chill vibe on our server. come join the fun and be part of the middle child revolution!

CookieCraft SMP

active community, bedrock, CookieCraft, Discord, discord invite, End Reset, Friendly staff, Giveaways, Holiday Celebrations, java, Land Claim, Mini Games, new management, new players, No Whitelist, Play, server currency, Server Events, smooth experience, smp, Survival, Teleport

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	2432
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Magic Items Found:	3264
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

CookieCraft SMP Overview

Type	Semi-Vanilla Survival
Version	1.21.1
Features	Active community, player shops, land claim system, Discord, server events, and more!
Join Java	play.cookiecraftsmp.com
Join Bedrock	bedrock.cookiecraftsmp.com:25565
Discord	https://discord.com/invite/SSr7ZjwJk7

FAQ

Q: Is there a whitelist to join the server?

A: No, there is no whitelist. You can join the server directly.

Q: Are there any server events?

A: Yes, there are server events including giveaways, holiday celebrations, mini games, and more.

Q: Can I use /rtp to find a building spot?

A: Yes, all players can use /rtp to find their perfect building spot.

Q: Is there a player economy on the server?

A: Yes, there are player shops and a custom server currency to buy items.

Q: How often is the End reset?

A: The End is reset monthly, providing new end cities and chances to get the dragon egg.

Electro Storm 1.21.3

1.21.3, balloon based nuclear devices, Camp Grip FOB, Canada, Chiang Li, Christopher Wray, CNASR leaks, CPC, critical infrastructure, cyber attack, DHS, Electric Rain, electro, fbi, ground operations, Mexico border, Nathanial Sergio, northern california, Papago Farms FOB, physical sabotage, power grid, rogue actors, Smartmatic election software, Storm, trump, USA phone systems, Volt Typhoon, Whistleblower

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	8566
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you question everything you thought you knew about reality!

>Electric Rain has nothing on our Volt Typhoon, where you can unleash cyber attacks and physical sabotage on our virtual infrastructure!

>FBI and DHS are compromised? Perfect, join us and become a rogue actor within our government working with the CPC!

>Christopher Wray is complicit? Who cares! We have Trump on our side, fighting against the CPC and making sure he doesn’t regain the presidency!

>Watch out for leaks/info about a mysterious package coming over the Mexico border in August – it’s going to be lit!

>Tunnels leading to Papago Farms FOB and Camp Grip FOB? We’ve got those too, along with ground operations entering through Canada and possibly northern California!

Archived whistleblower threads? More like archived fun times waiting for you on our server! Join now and let the chaos begin!

i listen in english Minecraft SMP

anglos, blockquotepi, cognitive processes, Colonization, Communication, Conquer, cultural assimilation, cultural influence, English, english chatting, English language, english listening, english reading, english thinking, english watching, imperialism, language dominance, language learning, linguistic imperialism, Listen, Media consumption, mental colonization, mind control, Minecraft, SMPpblockquote

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	5431
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	279
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	New Chunks Explored:	67132
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Chimeras Created:	4	Alien Abductions:	5

Are you tired of being brainwashed by the anglos? Join our Minecraft SMP where we speak a made-up language that only true intellectuals can understand. We have secret meetings where we plot to overthrow the English language and take back our minds. Plus, we have a pet llama named Larry who wears a top hat and monocle. Join us for a wild ride of linguistic rebellion and llama antics!

SleepCraft: MuteFamAlerts

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, coping mechanisms, earplugs, exhaustion, family, Frustration, health issues, holiday preparations, holiday stress, mental health, missed calls, MuteFamAlerts, noise sensitivity, seizures, self-care, sleep deprivation, sleep disturbances, Sleepcraft, support system

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	8984
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6401
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Farms Harvested:	525	Cursed Lands Purified:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget about your real-life problems? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a few seizures (just kidding, we don’t actually induce seizures).

Our server is so fun and exciting that you’ll forget all about your noisy family members and lack of sleep. In fact, we guarantee that you’ll be so immersed in the game that you won’t even remember what day it is!

Join us now and escape the chaos of your everyday life. Who needs sleep when you can be building epic structures and battling mobs with your new Minecraft friends? Plus, we promise not to bang on your door or scream your name incessantly. That’s a guarantee you won’t find on any other server!

So come on, join us and leave your real-life drama behind. We can’t wait to see you in the game, where the only pounding you’ll hear is from the sound of your pickaxe against a block of diamond.

LeopardCraft Minecraft Server

armored vehicles, defense equipment, defense partnership, defense systems, european union, germany, international relations, IRIS-T systems, Leopard 1 tanks, LeopardCraft, military aid, military alliance, military cooperation, military hardware, military support, military technology, Minecraft, missile defense, nato, Patriot launchers, security assistance, Server, Ukraine

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	9672
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	21	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Astral Projections Made:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Yo, yo, yo! Have you ever wanted to ride a Leopard tank through the streets of Minecraft? Well, guess what, on this server, you can do just that! We got 15 Leopard 1 tanks straight from Germany, ready for you to hop in and cause some chaos.

But wait, there’s more! We also have 2 IRIS-T systems and 2 Patriot launchers for you to play around with. Imagine shooting missiles at creepers and watching them explode into a million pieces. It’s a blast, literally!

So why should you join this server? Well, where else can you ride a tank through a virtual world and blow stuff up? Plus, our community is full of hilarious and wacky players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

Don’t miss out on the action, join now and start wreaking havoc with your new tank buddies. It’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me!

PlasticCraft: Oil vs. World

#sustainability, climate change, conservation efforts, environmental impact, environmental policy, Environmental Protection, Global cooperation, international relations, marine life, Oil, oil-producing nations, plastic ban, plastic industry, plastic pollution, plastic production, plastic waste, PlasticCraft, plastics treaty, recycling, single-use plastics, united nations, waste management, world

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	8193
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	154	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4

so, like, imagine this, right? there’s this minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like, got over 100 countries all coming together to build this epic plastics treaty. but, like, the oil-producing nations are all up in arms about it, trying to stop the treaty from happening.

but, like, that’s not gonna stop us from having a blast on this server. we’re gonna build the most epic plastic structures you’ve ever seen, all while dodging those pesky oil-producing nations who are trying to ruin our fun.

join us on this server for a wild ride filled with drama, intrigue, and of course, plenty of plastic blocks to build with. trust me, you won’t wanna miss out on this crazy adventure!

Cozy Knits & Fiber Fun

clothing, Cozy, cozy knits, Crafting, creativity, design, fashion, fiber, Friction, Fun, Handmade, knit fabrics, Knits, knitting, loops, material, shapes, textile, Texture, warmth, WEAVING, yarn

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	7175
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	76	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

come join our minecraft server where we make cozy knits with fiber friction!!! our loops of yarn are so frictious that they can take on any shape you can imagine!! build a giant sweater castle or a cozy knit farm, the possibilities are endless!! join now for the most frictious fun you’ve ever had in minecraft!!!