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LGBTQ+ Land Minecraft Server

activism, Ban, civil rights, controversy, discrimination, equality, freedom of speech, georgia, Georgia news, HUMAN RIGHTS, Land, legislation, Lgbt, LGBTQ, lgbtq rights, Minecraft, Parliament, Politics, Propaganda, protest, Server, Social Issues, Vote

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	6969
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where you can build rainbow houses and have unicorns as pets, but then georgia’s parliament is all like “no way, we ban all that lgbt propaganda!” but we’re like, nah bro, come join our server and spread the love and rainbows everywhere! who needs parliament when you can have a virtual world full of glitter and sparkles? join us and let’s show georgia what real fun looks like! #minecraftpride #unicornsforever 🌈🦄

PagingDisasterMC

Beirut, CASUALTIES, Crisis, Disaster, emergency response, explosion, explosion aftermath, Fatalities, health officials, Hospital, Injuries, investigation, lebanon, medical assistance, MIDDLE EAST, News, pagers, PagingDisasterMC, Tragedy, Trauma, Updates

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	5033
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4282	Villages Defended:	10
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Void Armor Forged:	15
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Dragons Tamed:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	117

LOL come join our Minecraft server, where explosions are only virtual and no one gets hurt (well, except for maybe your ego when you get wrecked by a creeper)! we promise not to blow up your pager like those poor souls in Lebanon, so you can focus on building epic structures and battling mobs with your friends. plus, our server is so lit that even the health officials are talking about it – they’re probably just jealous they can’t join in on the fun! so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s explode some blocks together! BOOM! 🧨💥🔥

Genus Last Humans – Minecraft

adaptation, anthropology, Evolution, genetic diversity, genetic inheritance, Genus, homo sapiens, Human Behavior, human civilization, human culture, human development, human evolution, human history, human intelligence, human society, human species, humans, last of our genus, Minecraft, modern humans, species extinction, successful species, Survival

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	7732
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

join dis epic minecraft server if u wanna be like a modern human but in minecraft form. we r the last of our genus cuz we r so gud at minecraft. u can build epic bases, fight off creepers, and even tame a dragon (not rlly but it sounds cool). plus, we have a secret underground society of villagers who will trade u rare items for emeralds. so come join us and be part of the most successful species in minecraft history.

Starry Night Turbulence – Minecraft Server

brush strokes, conclusions, hidden turbulence, Minecraft, night, Physicists, SCALING, scientists, Server, Starry, starry night, Turbulence, van Gogh

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	9175
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Votes:	6401	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Void Armor Forged:	22	Dragon Scales Harvested:	321
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Enchantments Applied:	150

come join our epic minecraft server where we have discovered hidden turbulence in van Gogh’s Starry Night painting! our scientists have measured the scaling of the brush strokes and it’s like, totally mind-blowing, dude. if you want to experience the ultimate artistic adventure while building epic structures in minecraft, this is the place to be. plus, our pixel art gallery is out of this world! join now and unleash your inner artistic genius!

Paciific One Block

Cross-Play, exceptional support, Explore, Gaming, improve, Minecraft, OneBlock, opportunities, Pacific Network, Pacific One Block, quality service, Survival

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	7267
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Emeralds Found:	7572	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10

**Welcome to Pacific Network!**

We are delighted to have you with us. At Pacific Network, our goal is to offer you the best hours of gaming.

Whether you’re here to explore new opportunities, improve your Minecraft experience, we’re committed to providing you with quality service and exceptional support.

Thank you for trusting us.

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🌟 Join the “Underwhelming Revolution SMP” and prepare for slightly above average Minecraft adventures! 🌟

Adventures, Average, bedrock edition, Community, console, Economy, Enchants, Friends, Grief Prevention, java edition, Jobs, Join, Minecraft, mobile, pay to win, Player Shops, Plugins, PORT, Prepare, Quests, revolution, Servers, slightly, smp, underwhelming, Updates, Uptime

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	7837
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12

Revolution SMP Minecraft Server

Overview
Join us in Revolution SMP, where every player can leave their mark on the world, forge lasting friendships, and be part of a story that unfolds with every new adventurer. Whether you’re a seasoned builder, a daring explorer, or just looking to unwind and chill, Revolution SMP welcomes you to be part of our exciting journey. Let the adventure begin!

New Update 1.21 Features
Custom Enchants, Grief Prevention, Anti Pay-to-Win, Jobs, Player Shops, Quests, and more!

Why Choose Us?
Community Focused, Friendly Environment, Constant Updates, Balanced Economy, 24/7 Uptime.

How To Join – Java Edition (Computer/PC)
Launch Minecraft. Click “Multiplayer.” Click “Add Server.” Type in the textbox called “Server Address” with the text: play.revsmp.com. Click “Done” and join the server!

How To Join – Bedrock Edition (Mobile/Console)
In your Minecraft Client, go to your “Friends” tab. Click “Add Friend.” Enter “PLAYREVSMP” (not case-sensitive). Click “Add Friend.” After a few seconds, you will see Revolution SMP as a joinable friend under your “Joinable Friends” in the Friends tab. Click it to join! Or In your Minecraft Client, go to your “Servers” tab. Click “Add Server.” Type in the textbox called “Server Address” with the text: play.revsmp.com. Type in the textbox called “Port” with the text: 25627. Click “Save” and join the server!

How To Join – Bedrock Edition (Mobile/Console)

In your Minecraft Client, go to your “Friends” tab.
Click “Add Friend.”
Enter “PLAYREVSMP” (not case-sensitive).
Click “Add Friend.”
After a few seconds, you will see Revolution SMP as a joinable friend under your “Joinable Friends” in the Friends tab. Click it to join!

Or

In your Minecraft Client, go to your “Servers” tab.
Click “Add Server.”
Type in the textbox called “Server Address” with the text: play.revsmp.com.
Type in the textbox called “Port” with the text: 25627.
Click “Save” and join the server!

We can’t wait to see you in Revolution SMP!

Obsessive Crafters Minecraft Server

aspergers, belief in the paranormal, Crafters, Fortean Times, high functioning retardation, horror films, intelligence, magazine enthusiast, mental health, Minecraft, neurodiversity, Obsessive, OCD, Paranormal, reading magazines, retro gamer, schizophrenia, scream, Server, Smart, special interests, supernatural experiences, video games, writing prose

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	1778
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Dimension Hops:	15
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Buildings Constructed:	45
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is run by a self-proclaimed genius with OCD, Asperger’s, and a love for reading magazines. But don’t worry, they write prose surprisingly well for someone with “high functioning retardation” (their words, not ours).

Join our server for a chance to witness some crazy paranormal activity, or maybe just a really elaborate prank by our resident schizophrenic (or maybe just really smart) owner. With magazines like Fortean Times, Retro Gamer, and Scream as their favorites, you know you’re in for a wild ride.

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the supernatural or horror films along the way. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism.

> Just 2 More Weeks Until We Get AGI… Minecraft SMP

Advanced technology, AGI, AGI countdown, ai, AI development, artificial general intelligence, Artificial Intelligence, countdown, countdown to AGI, countdown to artificial general intelligence, emerging tech, Future Tech, Futuristic technology, innovation, machine learning, Minecraft, robotics, smp, tech industry, Tech News, Technology, upcoming technology, weeks

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	1141
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Buildings Constructed:	47
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, have we got a treat for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, rumor has it that in just 2 short weeks, we’ll be getting our hands on some top-secret AGI technology. What’s AGI, you ask? Oh, just some super advanced artificial intelligence that will revolutionize the way we play Minecraft. Imagine having a robot companion to mine for you while you sit back and sip on a virtual margarita. The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Some say it’s just a myth, but those who have witnessed its majesty swear it’s real. Join our SMP and embark on a quest to find the Diamond Chicken and become the richest player in all the land.

So what are you waiting for? Join our zany Minecraft SMP today and prepare for an adventure like no other. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you in our wacky world. See you there, fellow gamers!

CookedDishCraft Minecraft Server

APPRECIATIVE, baby, Baby Care, busy, CAR, Cooked Dish, CookedDishCraft, family, Friends, gift cards, Meal, Minecraft, Not Traveling, NYC, Server, sister-in-law, Subway, Support, Uber, walk, WIBTA, work

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	7339
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	145	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Dimension Hops:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4879	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we understand the struggle of not having a car in NYC! Our server is all about supporting each other, just like the outpouring of support you received after having a baby.

Join us for the chance to receive virtual gift cards from your fellow players, because let’s face it, no one has a car to bring you meals in Minecraft either.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so close-knit that even your sister-in-law will cook you a virtual meal and expect you to pick it up in-game. Don’t worry, we’ll provide you with a virtual Uber or subway to make the journey easier.

So come join us and show your appreciation by picking up that virtual meal, or risk being judged by our virtual community for not being appreciative enough. It’s a whole thing, but hey, it’s all in good fun on our crazy Minecraft server!

CreeperCouples: No Fat Shamers!

Appearance, Argument, attraction, Birthday, body image, Boyfriend, Communication, Confidence, CreeperCouples, depression, emotional turmoil, fat, Insecurities, love, misunderstanding, Party, relationships, self esteem, Shamers, strip club, Support, Trust, weight loss

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	7741
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Dimension Hops:	9	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Holy Grails Found:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Looking for a place to forget about your boyfriend’s ridiculous comments? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unleash your inner warrior and take down creepers like a boss.

With a community of players who will always have your back, you’ll never have to worry about feeling unattractive again. Plus, who needs a boyfriend when you have a diamond sword in hand?

So come join us on our server and let’s show the world that even in the virtual realm, you are a force to be reckoned with! Who needs a boyfriend who can’t appreciate your Minecraft skills anyway?