4chan mustard gas thread – New Minecraft Servers (June 2025)

CrystalCatastrophe

atheism, atheist, BELIEF, Boundaries, crystal, CrystalCatastrophe, Ethics, family dynamics, jew, judaism, mental health, Metaphysical, palm reading, personal beliefs, pragmatist, Respect, ritual, spiritualism, tarot cards, witchcraft

Looking for a Minecraft server that respects your beliefs, even if they’re as wacky as an atheist Jew who dabbles in crystal pendulum drama? Look no further! Our server is a safe space for all, whether you believe in Notch or just believe in mining diamonds.

Join us and avoid the drama of tarot cards and palm reading – we’re all about building epic structures and battling creepers. Plus, we promise not to corner you with any mystical crystals, unless you’re into that sort of thing. So come on over and game with us, because even if you’re an atheist Jew, you’re still welcome in our blocky world!

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RiseAndCraft Minecraft SMP

Breakfast, brush teeth, early riser, first thing, get out of bed, healthy morning routine, make coffee, Minecraft, morning habits, morning meditation, morning motivation, morning person, morning ritual, morning routine, morning routine ideas, productive morning, RiseAndCraft, smp, start the day, stretch, Wake Up, wash face, yawn

Bro, lemme tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP that you NEED to join, like ASAP. So, picture this: you wake up in the morning, right? And instead of brushing your teeth or taking a shower like a normie, you log onto this server and BAM, you’re in a whole new world of chaos and shenanigans.

I’m talking about a server where pigs ride on top of creepers, where diamonds rain from the sky, and where the only way to communicate is through interpretive dance. It’s like a fever dream, but in Minecraft form.

Oh, and did I mention the secret underground disco club where the Endermen go to unwind after a long day of teleporting around? Yeah, that’s a thing on this server. And don’t even get me started on the llama races that happen every Sunday. It’s like the Kentucky Derby, but with more spitting.

So, if you’re tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers and you’re ready for a wild ride of madness and mayhem, then come join us on this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, who knows? Life is unpredictable, just like this server.

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KindCraft: Acts of Kindness

act of kindness, Acts, compassion, experienced, Generosity, Heartwarming, impact of kindness, KindCraft, Kindness, kindness changes lives., kindness in action, kindness in everyday life, kindness is contagious, kindness makes a difference, kindness matters, memorable, Never forget, Random act of kindness, small act, spreading kindness, touching, Uplifting, witnessed

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and witness the epic tale of the legendary chicken who saved the entire server from a horde of evil creepers by laying explosive eggs! Yes, you heard that right, explosive eggs! And that’s just the beginning of the wild adventures you’ll have on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Ever seen a pig ride a roller coaster made entirely of diamond blocks? Well, get ready to witness that and more on our server. Our community is filled with quirky characters and hilarious moments that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So why wait? Join us now and be a part of the most absurd and unforgettable Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

Adviser, border security, Canada, CraftyCanuck, Defense, denial, Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, INVADE, Military, Minecraft, national security, neighboring country, North America, Plans, Politics, Reassurance, Server, speculation, Statement, trump, united states

LOL U NO NEED TO INVADE CANADA WHEN U CAN JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER INSTEAD! WE GOT PLENTY OF MAPLE SYRUP AND POLITE MOOSES TO KEEP U COMPANY! PLUS, OUR PENGUIN ARMY WILL KEEP U SAFE FROM ANY POTENTIAL MOOSE ATTACKS! JOIN NOW AND BUILD A FORTRESS MADE ENTIRELY OF TIM HORTONS CUPS! #SORRYEH #PENGUINPOWER

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CanalCraft: Refugee Edition

assimilation, canal, CanalCraft, crime, cultural clash, DATING, Dutch boy, Edition, family conflict, Headscarf, Heartbreaking, honour killing, Immigrant, investigation, Justice, murder, refugee, societal issues, Syrian refugee, traditional values, Tragedy, violence, Westernised daughter

come join our epic minecraft server where u can escape the craziness of the real world like this syrian refugee dude who went off the deep end! we promise no honor killings here, just good old fashioned block building and zombie slaying. plus, our community is so lit, u won’t even miss wearing a headscarf! so grab ur pickaxe and join us for some epic adventures, cuz this server is the bomb diggity!

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LoveCraft Mattress Mayhem

caring relationship, Challenges, comfort, Communication, compromise, couples, Decision making, Frustration, Fun, Intimacy, Life, love, lovecraft, loving relationship, mattress, mattress shopping, MAYHEM, Partnership, quality time, relationships, shopping, Sleep, Support

come join our epic minecraft server where you can escape the horrors of mattress shopping and dive into a world of blocky adventures! why waste time laying on uncomfortable mattresses when you can be crafting, building, and exploring with us?

our server is filled with magical creatures like flying pigs and talking cows, who will guide you on your quest to find the legendary diamond sword of ultimate power. but beware, there are also evil mobs like the dreaded creeper king who will try to stop you at every turn.

build your own castle, mine for rare ores, and even ride a unicorn into battle against the forces of darkness. with our friendly community and endless possibilities, you’ll never want to leave! so come join us and say goodbye to mattress shopping forever!

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Origins DNA Traced Craft

ancient civilizations, Craft, cultural exchange, Dna, genetic ancestry, genetic markers, genetic research, historical linguistics, human history, indo european, language evolution, language families, Languages, linguistic anthropology, linguistic diversity, linguistic roots, Origins, population genetics, prehistoric migrations, traced

so, like, imagine this, right? u join this epic minecraft server, and u know what? u get to explore the origins of languages using DNA! like, how cool is that? u can dig up fossils and decode ancient texts to uncover the secrets of the past. but wait, there’s more! u can also ride unicorns and battle dragons in epic quests. and if that’s not enough, u can even build a giant roller coaster that goes through a volcano. like, what are u waiting for? join now and unlock the mysteries of the universe while having a blast!

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HELLCRAFT

Auctionhouse, Bosses, Creative, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Factions, Griefing, HELLCRAFT, MCMMO, Minigames, Prison, PvE, PvP, Raids, Roleplay, Semi Vanilla, Shops, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

HELLCRAFT Minecraft Server Overview

Features
Vanilla gameplay, no plugins besides anticheat
A focus on pvp rivalries and war
Semi-anarchy, only rule is no hacking
Amazing community

To join the server’s Discord, click here

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server completely new?	Yes, it is a completely new server.
What is the focus of gameplay on this server?	The server focuses on pvp rivalries and war.
Are there any rules on the server?	The only rule is no hacking.
Is there a Discord community for the server?	Yes, you can join the Discord community by clicking the provided link above.

Nutty Craft World 1.20.1

1.20.1, BIZARRE, bonkers, Craft, crazy, deranged, eccentric, INSANE, Lunatic, mad, Mental, nut, NUTTY, odd, offbeat, outlandish, peculiar, quirky, strange, Unconventional, Unhinged, Wacky, weird, world

OMG, you HAVE to join this Minecraft server, like seriously, it’s like a virtual wonderland of epicness!

Imagine a world where you can build your own crazy creations and battle it out with other players in intense PvP matches.

But wait, there’s more! You can also team up with your friends to take on epic quests and defeat powerful bosses.

And get this, there are secret hidden treasures scattered throughout the world just waiting to be discovered.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

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Pixel Pig Paradise

Book, Character building, Character development, character growth, empowerment, female empowerment, Harley Cameron, HHH, Inspirational, mentor, Mentorship, Paradise, Pig, PIXEL, Role Model, storytelling, strong female character, success, talent development, Tony, WOMAN, wrestling, wwe

Yo, come join our lit Minecraft server where Tony is out here building up some epic woman like HHH never could! It’s gonna be wild, so hop on and let’s get building together! Don’t miss out on the madness, join now!

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