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BlockyBae’s Minecraft Server

Bigotry, BlockyBaes, civil rights, discrimination, Diversity, equality, hate, hate her, Hate Speech, her.., injustice, intolerance, marginalized communities, Minecraft, prejudice, racism, Racists, Racists hate, Racists hate her, Server, Social Issues, Xenophobia

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	117
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Mines Excavated:	2191

Join our Minecraft server where even the racists hate us because we’re just too cool for them to handle! Our server is like a rainbow unicorn riding a skateboard through a field of glitter – that’s how magical it is. We’ve got so many epic builds that even Herobrine himself is jealous. And don’t even get us started on our community – they’re like a bunch of friendly creepers ready to explode with fun. So come join us and see why even the racists can’t resist the awesomeness of our server!

PTSDCraft Minecraft Server

Ballers, Champions, Competition, determination, englel, Excellence, EXCITEMENT, football, Game, Minecraft, ngubu, Players, ptsd, PTSDCraft, Server, skill, sports, success, talent, TEAM, Victory, whole thing, wingers

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	1622
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Towns Built:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Chimeras Created:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with basic gameplay and no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is so freaking awesome that players have developed PTSD from the sheer intensity of our gameplay! Our ngubu wingers are absolute ballers, unlike those weaklings on other servers. Join us and experience the thrill of victory as we dominate the Minecraft world. Who knows, you might even witness a legendary battle that will go down in Minecraft history! So why wait? Join now and be a part of the insanity!

RichCraft Minecraft Server

affluent, disconnected, elitist, entitled, Extravagant, extravagant lifestyle, high society, ivory tower, Lavish, luxury, materialistic, Minecraft, Opulent, ostentatious, out of touch, pretentious, privileged, Rich, RichCraft, Server, snobbish, Upper Class, Wealthy

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	1532
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Ores Mined:	3261
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	244	Zombie Dances:	5

Are you tired of hearing rich people brag about their private jets and designer handbags? Well, we’ve got the perfect escape for you on our Minecraft server! Join us and leave those snooty rich folks behind as you embark on epic adventures in a world where diamonds rain from the sky and pigs ride on top of chickens.

Our server is the ultimate playground for those who want to stick it to the wealthy elite. Build your own mansion made entirely of gold blocks, ride around on a unicorn that farts rainbows, and battle against evil billionaires who are trying to take over the server with their armies of butlers and maids.

So come join us and show those out of touch rich people what real fun looks like in Minecraft!

SlicedCraft: You’re Old!

aging, cold cuts, deli choices, deli counter, deli cuts, deli favorites, deli meat, deli options, deli order, deli sandwiches, deli selection, deli style, food preferences, getting old, lunch meat, meat preferences, Preference, sandwich meat, sliced deli meats, sliced meat, SlicedCraft, Youre

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	6691
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	119	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Potions Brewed:	39	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we slice deli meat like pros! u wanna be cool? join us and show off ur slicing skills! we got a secret deli meat slicing competition every sunday where the winner gets a diamond sword! trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this epicness! slice and dice ur way to victory on our server and show everyone who’s the real deli meat master! yolo!

CyborgCraft: Future vs. Present, Men vs. Women

cyborg technologies, CyborgCraft, digital enhancements, Future, future technology, future-oriented mindset, gender differences, gender gap, gender preferences, human augmentation, innovation adoption, intention to use, Men, PRESENT, present-oriented mindset, societal attitudes, study findings, technological acceptance, technological advancements, technological progress, technology adoption, Women, younger individuals

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	3657
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18
Love Letters Sent:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

so like, this server is like totally for the cool kids who are all about the future and stuff. if you wanna be a cyborg and embrace all the cool tech, then this is the place for you. like, girls are welcome too but they gotta step up their game cuz the guys are totally dominating the cyborg world here. join us and become part of the cyborg revolution, it’s gonna be lit!

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

Account.., Adventure, banner, Community, description, Game, GIF, image, Lazy, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Only, OWNER, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	1255
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Towns Built:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

q9cz.vanillaboxmc.ru

ThePolarSMP

Adventure, Bedwars, Community, dynamic, Dynmap, Earth, Economy, EXCITEMENT, Exploration, Factions, Friends, Fun, landmarks, Minecraft, Minigames, PvP, Realms, strategy, Structures, Survival, teamwork, Trading, Velocity, vibrant, Wonders

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	3969
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Chimeras Created:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

Welcome to ThePolarSMP, where Minecraft meets the Earth in an epic adventure! Explore our meticulously recreated Earth map, from iconic landmarks to hidden wonders, all waiting for you to discover in Survival mode.

But that’s not all! Dive into heart-pounding BedWars matches where strategy and teamwork reign supreme. Defend your bed, gather resources, and outwit your opponents to claim victory in thrilling PvP battles.

Beyond BedWars and Survival, ThePolarSMP offers a diverse range of gameplay experiences. Engage in economy-driven trading, build awe-inspiring structures, or simply hang out with friends in our vibrant community.

Whether you’re a seasoned player or new to Minecraft, ThePolarSMP promises endless excitement and fun. Join us today and embark on your journey through our dynamic Earth server. Adventure awaits at every turn in ThePolarSMP—where Minecraft dreams come alive!

play.thepolarsmp.net:25574

BesserwissersMC: The Ultimate Minecraft Server

aggravating, ANNOYING, Arrogant, besserwisser, BesserwissersMC, bothersome, condescending, frustrating, insufferable, IRRITATING, know-it-all, Minecraft, Obnoxious, overbearing, patronizing, pedantic, pompous, pretentious, self-righteous, Server, smug, superior, Ultimate, vexing

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	410
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Votes:	8915
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with know-it-all players who think they’re better than everyone else? Well, look no further because our server is filled with the most annoying besserwissers you will ever come across!

Join us if you want to be constantly corrected on how to build the perfect house, mine for diamonds like a pro, or fight off creepers with style. Our players will make sure you never forget the proper way to play Minecraft, even if it means driving you crazy in the process.

But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, and you’ll probably rage quit at least once. So come on over and see if you can handle the ultimate challenge of surviving in a world where everyone thinks they know best. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

RedditCraft Minecraft Server

funny posts, internet culture, internet humor, meanwhile, Minecraft, Online Community, online discussions., popular memes, reddit, reddit community, reddit culture, reddit humor, reddit jokes, reddit posts, Reddit threads, reddit trends, reddit users, RedditCraft, Server, social media, trending topics, User-generated content, viral content

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	8707
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2985	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, have we got a treat for you! Join our server and embark on a wild adventure filled with exploding chickens, flying pigs, and dancing creepers!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, rumored to grant wishes to those brave enough to find it. Will you be the one to uncover its sparkly secrets?

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about this: our server is guarded by a pack of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. They may spit at you from time to time, but it’s all in good fun!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SleeplessCraft

anxiety, contemplation, deep questions, existential crisis, inner turmoil, insomnia, introspection, late night musings, late night thoughts, mental health, mind racing, overthinking, pondering, restless mind, self reflection, sleep deprivation, sleepless nights, SleeplessCraft, sleeplessness, unanswered questions, worries

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	2762
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Void Gems Collected:	25	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

Do you ever lie awake at night, pondering life’s greatest mysteries like “Why do creepers explode when you get too close?” or “What’s the deal with villagers and their obsession with emeralds?” Well, fear not my sleep-deprived friend, because on our server, we have all the answers to your burning questions… and more!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with epic quests, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a few unexpected twists (like stumbling upon a secret diamond mine guarded by llamas in tuxedos). Our community is full of friendly players who are always down for a good laugh and a crazy build-off competition.

So why should you join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens, or participate in a dance-off with a group of skeleton DJs? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player who will challenge you to a game of parkour… if you dare.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin! Who needs sleep when you can have this much fun?