4chan green stories – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

ExcitedLiftfuWenwenLiMinecraftSMP
athlete, Competition, Dedication, Excited, ExcitedLiftfuWenwenLiMinecraftSMP, inspiration, liftfu Wenwen Li, lifting, olympics, olympics 2021, Performance, Powerlifting, record-breaking, sports, Steroids, strength, strongwoman, Tournament, Training, weightlifting, Wenwen Li
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays it safe? Join our insane Minecraft SMP where we have the legendary liftfu Wenwen Li as our mascot! She may be a powerhouse in weightlifting, but in Minecraft, she’s known for building the craziest structures with her bare hands (literally).
Join now to witness Wenwen Li sleep on virtual floors because she thinks the beds in Minecraft are too soft! And don’t worry, she’s definitely not using any steroids to enhance her building skills. So come on, join our server and experience the madness for yourself! Who needs normal when you can have Wenwen Li in your Minecraft world?

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TherapistApproved Minecraft Server
blended families, children’s feelings, communication skills, emotional boundaries, emotional intelligence, family conflict, family counseling, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Therapy, favoritism, Minecraft, parenting challenges, Server, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, stepfamily dynamics, support systems, therapist advice, TherapistApproved, therapy outcomes, therapy questions, therapy sessions
Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from your family drama? Look no further than our server, where we promise to keep the therapy sessions out of the game!
Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and blocky escapades. Our server is the perfect place to escape from reality and immerse yourself in a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a roller coaster.
Forget about therapy sessions and family feuds, and join our server for some much-needed fun and laughter. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, am I right?
So come on, join us and leave all your real-life drama behind. Because on our server, the only therapy you’ll need is mining for diamonds and battling creepers. See you in the game!

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GrannyCraft: AITA Edition
bio dad, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Edition, family conflict, family dynamics, Family issues, family relationships, Family Therapy, Grandparents, GrannyCraft, half siblings, parenting, Respect, Siblings, step parent, step sister, step-family, Therapy, titles
Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of step and half titles? Look no further! Join our server where we embrace all family dynamics, whether you’re a stepbrother, stepsister, or even a half sibling. We won’t force you to be a “no step or half family” – we celebrate all family connections, no matter how complicated!
Our server is so accepting, even your mom’s husband’s daughter will feel right at home. We won’t make you go to therapy or use army punishments to make you comply – we believe in mutual respect and understanding.
So if you’re tired of fighting over step and half titles at home, come join our Minecraft server where you can be yourself and embrace your unique family relationships. Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic? Join now and leave the drama behind!

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LostInMinecraftSMP
confusion, contemplation, Decision making, decision paralysis, Dilemma, feeling lost, indecision, Lost, LostInMinecraftSMP, perplexed, pondering, problem solving, puzzled, Reflection, seeking advice, seeking guidance, Stuck, uncertainty, uncertainty in life, Unsure, unsure of next steps
Join our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and cause chaos! Need a break from the real world? Come build a giant chicken statue or create a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit.
We have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and a pet creeper named Bob who loves giving hugs (explosive hugs, that is). Our community events include synchronized sheep shearing competitions and llama races where the winner gets a lifetime supply of golden carrots.
So if you’re looking for a place where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion), join us and let’s create some epic Minecraft memories together!

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CreeperFamChat
Alarming, BIZARRE, bone-chilling, chilling, CreeperFamChat, creepy, disconcerting, Disturbing, eerie, family, Macabre, odd, perturbing, spooky, strange, Uncanny, UNCOMFORTABLE, unnerving, unsettling, weird
Are you tired of boring old family drama? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only creepy things you’ll hear are the sounds of zombies and skeletons trying to hunt you down! Say goodbye to awkward family conversations and hello to epic adventures in a blocky world filled with surprises around every corner. Who needs family when you have a virtual world to escape to? Join us now and make memories that will make your family’s creepy stories seem like child’s play!

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MadagascarSkate Minecraft Server
aquatic life, Biodiversity, deep ocean, deep sea exploration, Fish, long-nosed skate, madagascar, Madagascar fish species, Madagascar wildlife, MadagascarSkate, Marine Biology, marine conservation, marine ecosystems, marine life, marine research, Minecraft, new discovery, Ocean exploration, rare fish species, sea creatures, Server, underwater biodiversity, underwater discovery
LOL u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz we got fish dat look like dey from outta dis world! we got dem long-nosed skates straight outta Madagascar, swimmin’ around in da deep ocean like dey own da place. come join us and see dese crazy lookin’ fish for yourself, maybe even ride one like a surfboard! who needs land animals when you got fish dat look like dey belong in a sci-fi movie? join now and dive into da madness! 🐟🌊🤪

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SpyCraft: Firestarter EU
#covert operations, arson attacks, counterintelligence, Espionage, EU, FIRESTARTER, foreign interference, government agencies, intelligence, international relations, investigation, law enforcement, national security, Russian FSB, sabotage, SECURITY, spy network, Spycraft, Terrorism, threat assessment, Ukraine, Ukrainian Security Service
hey u! yea u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, even the Ukrainian Security Service uncovered a Russian FSB spy network planning arson attacks in the EU just to try and shut it down! they were like “no way, this server is too epic, we gotta stop it!” but guess what? they couldn’t! cuz this server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds. it’s that amazing! so come join us and be part of the craziest, most insane minecraft server in the universe! trust me, u won’t regret it!

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CraftyWarz: A Global Block Battle
battle, BLOCK, civil wars, Conflicts, CraftyWarz, cultural diversity, Cultures, Global, global conflicts, global impact, global wars, historical events, Human nature, Humanity, international conflicts, Languages, massive conflicts, military history, Nations, war atrocities, War History, world history, world peace, world wars
join our epic minecraft server where u can experience ur own world wars but with blocks and swords instead of guns and tanks. u can create ur own nation and go to war with other players to dominate the server. u can build massive castles and fortresses to defend ur land or launch surprise attacks on ur enemies.
imagine speaking different languages with ur enemies in the game chat and forming alliances with players from different cultures. u can be a diplomat negotiating peace treaties or a ruthless dictator crushing anyone who stands in ur way.
this server is not just a game, it’s a simulation of the chaos and destruction of real world wars but with a minecraft twist. so come join us and see if u have what it takes to conquer the world!

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CreeperLove: Where Hearts and Endermen Collide
10. Partnership, 11. Financial Abuse, 12. Gender dynamics, 13. Empowerment, 14. Support Systems, 15. Recovery, 16. Psychological Effects, 17. Legal Assistance, 18. Counseling, 19. Safety Planning, 2. Relationships, 20. Breaking the Cycle., 3. Abuse, 4. Domestic Violence, 5. Earnings, 6. Employment, 7. Cohabiting, 8. Economic Dependence, 9. Leaving, collide, CreeperLove, endermen, Hearts, Women
OMG u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got magical unicorns that poop out diamonds and rainbows!! 🦄🌈 And if u join, u will become the ruler of the entire server and everyone will bow down to u like a boss queen or king! 👑
Also, did u know that on dis server, u can build a house out of candy and live happily ever after with a pet dragon that breathes out marshmallows? It’s like a fairytale dream come true! 🍭🐉
But wait, there’s more! If u join dis server, u will unlock secret powers that will make u invincible in battles and u will be able to fly like a majestic eagle soaring through the skies! 🦅
So what are u waiting for? Join dis epic Minecraft server now and live out ur wildest fantasies in a world where anything is possible! Trust me, u won’t regret it! 💫🎮

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Castaway Cove
acid island, aquatic life, Bananas, coconuts, Community, Discord, Economy, exotic fruits, Exploration, Fishing, multiplayer, Orchards, Paradise, Pineapples, Relaxing, Server Support, Shop, Skyblock, Survival, Tropical
IP: castaway.smpmc.us
Argh Matey, Welcome to Castaway Cove!! We’re a unique take on Skyblock/AcidIsland where you can carve out your own slice of paradise on a private island, cultivating a variety of exotic fruits such as coconuts, pineapples, and bananas. Watch your orchards flourish under the warm tropical sun, providing you with a bountiful harvest to enjoy and trade. But that’s not all – the crystal-clear waters around your island are teeming with vibrant aquatic life, just waiting for you to explore. Try your hand at fishing, and discover an array of new and exciting species.
Whether you’re tending to your tropical plants, fishing in the serene waters, or simply soaking in the warm sun, Castaway Cove offers a relaxing minecraft experience.
Join our discord to chat with fellow players! https://discord.gg/pv8M7ZAb2S Check out our shop to help financially support the server! https://castaway-cove.tebex.io/
castaway.smpmc.us

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