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| Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 6016 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 19 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is hosted on a magical floating island in the sky where the only way to travel is by riding on the backs of flying pigs. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco club where the Endermen go to let loose and show off their sick dance moves.
So why should you join our server? Well, for starters, we have a special birthday celebration every year for our beloved founder, 4chan. Rumor has it that he’s been playing Minecraft since 2008 and has built a massive cake castle in his honor. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of the elusive Herobrine doing the cha-cha slide at the party.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world of wackiness and wonder like never before!
