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Funds4MinecraftSMP

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	5018
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Void Gems Collected:	24	Players Killed by Monsters:	1994
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where even trillion dollar companies are struggling to afford advertising! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-encrusted pigs, flying creepers, and secret underground bases that are definitely not hiding any stolen emeralds.

Our server is so exclusive that even the richest of the rich are pinching pennies just to get a spot in our world. Rumor has it that the CEO of a certain trillion dollar company tried to buy a 4chan ad to promote our server, but couldn’t scrape together enough funds after spending all their money on golden carrots for their virtual horses.

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples and stacks of emeralds. Just be careful not to anger the server admins, or you might find yourself banished to the Nether for eternity. Happy crafting!

NoHubbyLakeHouseBash

activities, bachelorette party, blended family, boat rental., Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict, DAUGHTER, family lake house, financial contributions, generational gap, husband, last minute, NoHubbyLakeHouseBash, ownership, relationship, special occasion, step-parenting, venue change

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	9348
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4

Are you tired of boring old bachelorette parties? Looking for a wild and crazy adventure? Join our Minecraft server for the most epic bachelorette party ever!

Picture this: you and your 10 best friends, all in your twenties, taking over a virtual lake house for the weekend. But wait, there’s a twist – your almost 50-year-old husband insists on joining the party! Will he stay out of the way? Will he try to crash the festivities? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – it’s going to be a weekend to remember.

Join our server now for a bachelorette party like no other. With boat rentals, virtual activities, and a whole lot of drama, you won’t want to miss out. And hey, if things get too crazy, just change the venue with the click of a button – no need to worry about last-minute changes here!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s make this bachelorette party one for the history books – virtual style!

HorrorCraft 10/10

10/10, best horror movie, cinematic masterpieces, classic horror, Critically acclaimed horror, cult favorites, Favorite horror films, horror genre, horror movie, Horror movie buffs, Horror movie lovers, Horror movie recommendations, horrorcraft, Must watch horror, scary movies, Spine-chilling movies, Terrifying films, Top horror films, Top horror picks, Top horror recommendations, Top rated horror

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	565
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Crops Grown:	4407

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t give you the adrenaline rush you crave? Well, look no further because our server is like a horror movie rated 10/10! Join us if you dare for a spine-chilling experience that will have you screaming for more (literally, we have a plugin that makes your character scream randomly)! Explore haunted mansions, battle terrifying monsters, and try not to wet your pixelated pants as you navigate through dark, creepy caves filled with jump scares. Trust us, you’ll never want to leave…or maybe you will because it’s just too darn scary. So grab your courage (and maybe a change of underwear) and join us on the most heart-pounding Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

CraftyMaduro’sDiplomatDrama

argentina, Conflict, CraftyMadurosDiplomatDrama, Crisis, decision, diplomatic personnel, diplomatic relations, Embassy, foreign policy, Government, international relations, Latin America, Latin American countries, Maduro, Politics, Region, south america, SOVEREIGNTY, Tension, Venezuela, Withdrawal

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	6162
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	44
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

so, like, this server is so lit, even maduro had to dip from argentina and six other countries in the region just to join in on the fun. like, imagine the chaos and craziness happenin’ here that even a president had to peace out. come join us for some epic adventures and wild shenanigans that will make you question reality. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this madness.

BrainDrugDeliveryCraft

animal testing, biomedical breakthrough, Blood-Brain Barrier, brain health, BrainDrugDeliveryCraft, drug delivery, drug development, drug efficacy, drug targeting, drug transport, genetically engineered, Genetically modified, innovative technology, Medical research, Mice, neurological diseases, neurological disorders, new avenue, PARASITE, therapeutic potential, Treatment

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	222
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Alien Abductions:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Gods Slained:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6

Yo, so like, imagine a Minecraft server where we got genetically modified parasites delivering drugs to your brain! Crazy, right? You join this server and BAM, you’re getting all the drugs you need to treat any neurological diseases you got. It’s like a trip to the doctor, but way more fun and blocky. Plus, the parasites are super cute and friendly, so you won’t even feel a thing. Come join us for a wild ride through your brain on our server!

Jujutsu Craft Arai

Adventure, Boss Battles, Community, Cracked, custom progression, custom spawning, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, FANTASY, Hardcore, mmorpg, no p2w, open world, PvE, PvP, Pvpve, Roleplay, scripted NPCs, Survival, Towny

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	8021
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	10
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10

Welcome to JJK Arai, one of the few Cracked Jujutsucraft servers! This is a hardcore server, where death means having your progress reset for good!

Features: -Cracked -Hardcore -Perma Death -Custom Progression -Custom Spawning -Scripted NPCs -No P2W

89.33.12.146:25477

SuperPLS

24/7, banned, construction, Cross-Play, Duels, Fun, Gaming, Minecraft, Network, progress, PvP, Server, SuperPLS, Survival

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	4530
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	37	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Alien Abductions:	5
Mines Excavated:	3555	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

SuperPLS is a fun network that is in progress right now, and has very fun duels. M(ORE COMING SOON CONSTRUCTION IN PROGRESS. IF YOU MISBEHAVE YOU WILL BE BANNED FOR NOW) Have fun on the best server in progress. 24/7 on probably on right now

play.superpls.net:25680

Who invited Spike to the SMP server again? Oh well, let’s just roll with it

Adventure, Creative, dragons, Dungeons, Enchanting, Exploration, Farming, invited, Lets, Loot, Magic, Minigames, mmorpg, Monsters, Other, pixel art, PvP, Questing, Redstone, Roleplay, Roll, Server, Skyblock, smp, spike, Steampunk, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	9738
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

Minecraft Server
SpikeSMP

Brief Overview:

SpikeSMP recently began its Fifth Season, and this time we’re going modded! Join the discord to download the modpack and get started playing with mods like Extra Alchemy, Spelunkery, Numismatic Overhaul, and more, all tailored to provide an exciting multiplayer experience with focus on combat and player interaction. Join us on SpikeSMP Season 5! discord.gg/spikesmp

FAQ:

Question	Answer
How do I join SpikeSMP Season 5?	You can join by downloading the modpack from our discord server and following the instructions provided.
What mods are included in the modpack for Season 5?	Mods such as Extra Alchemy, Spelunkery, Numismatic Overhaul, and more are included to enhance the multiplayer experience.
Is PvP enabled on SpikeSMP Season 5?	Yes, the focus of this season is on combat and player interaction, so PvP is enabled.
Can I play solo on SpikeSMP Season 5?	While the server is geared towards multiplayer interaction, you are welcome to play solo if you prefer.

MexiCraft Server: Black in a Taco Town

#revelation, 23andme, Ancestry, Black, cultural exchange, DATING, discovery, Diversity, family history, Friends, GREAT GRANDFATHER, heritage, Identity, interracial relations, Mexican, MexiCraft, multicultural, Neighborhood, Race, Server, Surprise, taco, texas, TOWN

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	9458
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Ores Mined:	3399
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	6555
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Void Gems Collected:	14

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to be!

Join us and discover a world where black Texans and Mexican ancestors unite in epic adventures. Build your own taco truck empire, ride donkeys into battle, and uncover the hidden secrets of your mixed heritage.

Who knows, you might even find out that your great-great-grandfather was a legendary black Texan who loved to mine for diamonds and salsa dance under the stars. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin!

Ludokino’s SMP Shenanigans

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	9496
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Potions Brewed:	156
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Astral Projections Made:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Welcome to Ludokino, the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our spawn point is guarded by a herd of dancing llamas who only speak in beatboxing. Don’t worry, they’re friendly – as long as you can keep up with their sick rhymes.

2. The Nether is a disco inferno, where piglins party like there’s no tomorrow and ghasts shoot fireballs to the beat of the music. It’s like a rave from hell, but in a good way.

3. Our shopping district is run by a group of mischievous villagers who have a knack for scamming unsuspecting players. Want to buy a diamond sword for 64 emeralds? They’ve got you covered.

4. The End is not just a place to fight the Ender Dragon – it’s a full-blown reality TV show where players compete in challenges to win fabulous prizes. Will you be the next End Island Idol?

5. And finally, our community is like a dysfunctional family that you never knew you needed. From prank wars to impromptu dance parties, there’s never a dull moment on Ludokino.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on Ludokino and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

SisSaidWifeMad – Minecraft Server

Communication, Conflict Resolution, family drama, family dynamics, family loyalty, family relationships, Family secrets, Family Values, half siblings, Honesty, in-laws, loyalty, Marriage, marriage advice, Minecraft, personal boundaries, relationship boundaries, Respect, Server, sibling rivalry, SisSaidWifeMad, Trust

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	9032
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Potions Brewed:	178
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Secret Passages Found:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Meteorites Collected:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a family dinner? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns, just like the conversation at OP’s family dinner.

With more drama than a soap opera, you’ll never be bored on our server. From shocking revelations to unexpected alliances, you’ll be on the edge of your blocky seat at all times.

And just like OP standing up for his wife, we’ve got your back too. Our community is all about supporting each other and standing up to any rude players who try to bring drama to the server.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a family feud just like OP!