Funds4MinecraftSMP

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	3080
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Void Armor Forged:	21	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where even trillion dollar companies are struggling to afford advertising! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-encrusted pigs, flying creepers, and secret underground bases that are definitely not hiding any stolen emeralds.

Our server is so exclusive that even the richest of the rich are pinching pennies just to get a spot in our world. Rumor has it that the CEO of a certain trillion dollar company tried to buy a 4chan ad to promote our server, but couldn’t scrape together enough funds after spending all their money on golden carrots for their virtual horses.

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples and stacks of emeralds. Just be careful not to anger the server admins, or you might find yourself banished to the Nether for eternity. Happy crafting!

CraftyCatChallenges

cat allergies, cat behavior issues, cat behavior modification, cat behavior problems, cat care, cat exercise needs, cat expenses, cat feeding problems, cat grooming., cat health problems, cat ownership, cat socialization, cat territorial issues, cat training, cat veterinary care, challenges of owning a cat, CraftyCatChallenges, hairballs, introducing new pets to cats, litter box problems, scratching furniture

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	8938
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the cat’s meow! Join us for a purr-fectly hilarious time filled with crazy cat antics and outrageous challenges.

On our server, you’ll have to navigate through a maze of scratching posts, dodge hairball projectiles, and even battle a giant laser-eyed kitty boss. But beware, if you don’t keep your inventory stocked with tuna fish, you might just end up as catnip for the feline overlords.

But don’t worry, it’s not all claws and chaos on our server. You’ll also have the chance to build your own cat-themed castle, ride around on giant robotic cats, and even participate in epic cat fashion shows.

So why wait? Join our server meow and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventure of your nine lives!

UkraineBlockParty

ATTACKING, Citizens, Conflict, crisis management., Cyber Security, dating sites, digital communication, geopolitical tensions, government warning, information sharing, international relations, online presence, online safety, precautionary measures, public awareness, Russian authorities, Safety, SECURITY, social media, Ukraine, UkraineBlockParty

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	6889
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Dimension Hops:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1

so, like, u know how the russian authorities are all like “yo, stay away from social media and dating sites in areas where ukraine is attacking”? well, guess what, u don’t have to worry about that on our minecraft server! come join us for some epic block-building fun and escape all that drama! plus, we have a secret underground bunker where u can hide from any potential attacks while u mine for diamonds. who needs social media when u can have a virtual world to explore with ur friends? join us now and leave the real world behind!

NEXAS Royale Minecraft Server

AniLive_app, battle royale, CEO, Community, Gaming, Harry_so, Lion Man, Minecraft, NEXAS, NEXAS Zone, Official Website, Royale.., Schedule, Server, social media, streaming, streaming app, Talent List, Teamup Schedule, Telly, TEMPLATE, Thread, twitter

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	9219
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Alien Abductions:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us on this wild adventure where you’ll meet Lion Man himself, a fearless warrior who will guide you through dungeons and slay dragons with his mighty roar.

Our official website is like a treasure map leading you to hidden gems and secret quests. Follow us on Twitter for daily updates and hilarious memes that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

But wait, there’s more! Our CEO is a wizard who can make your wildest dreams come true in the game. Just tweet at him and watch as your Minecraft world transforms into a magical wonderland.

Join us on our streaming app where you can watch epic battles and crazy antics unfold in real-time. It’s like watching a blockbuster movie, but with pixelated characters and creepers exploding everywhere.

Don’t miss out on the full talent list, where you’ll discover players with skills so legendary, they’ll make you question if they’re even human. And if you’re feeling lost, just check our teamup schedule to find your next adventure buddy.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this insane world of Minecraft madness and join us on the most epic server you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

FrenchMemeLord Minecraft SMP

Above, comparison, confusion, disbelief, doubt, France, FrenchMemeLord, Hierarchy, humor, Inferiority, Kek, Minecraft, perplexity, puzzlement, Questioning, Ranking, Ranking system, satire, smp, Superiority

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	3764
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Votes:	5040
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever experience! We’re so wild that we decided to build our server above France just to mess with their heads. Imagine the confusion of French players logging in and seeing a whole world floating above their country!

But that’s not all, our server is filled with crazy events and challenges that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Want to participate in a pig race where the winner gets a diamond block? Or how about a build battle where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for the rest of the day?

Join us for the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything goes!

CarCareCraft Minecraft Server

Automotive Industry, automotive knowledge, automotive maintenance, automotive repairs, automotive services, car care, car knowledge, car maintenance, car ownership, car problems, car repairs, CarCareCraft, Communication, criticism, Gender Roles, marital expectations, Minecraft, Partnership, relationship dynamics, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, spousal responsibilities, traditional beliefs

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	9361
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Potions Brewed:	146
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only car maintenance you’ll be doing is crafting a sweet ride out of blocks! 🚗💨

Join us if you’re tired of being criticized for not knowing your way around a car engine. On our server, the only thing you’ll be fixing is your epic castle walls after a creeper explosion! 💥🏰

Forget about shopping around for parts and dealing with mechanics. On our server, the only touchscreen issues you’ll have are trying to navigate through the pixelated world of Minecraft! 🎮🌍

So come on over and leave the car maintenance to the experts – aka, not you! 😉 Join now and let’s build some blocky masterpieces together! 🌟

TherapyCraft: Joke’s on You!

anger problems, Childhood, Communication, coping mechanism, Disown, Empathy, ending appointment early, failed dreams, finding own path, forced desires, Grief, health issues, Insecurities, JOKE, jokes, medical accommodations, mother issues, Nurse, regret, sense of humor, therapist response, Therapy, TherapyCraft, Trauma, tremor, Understanding

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	2090
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Enchantments Applied:	114	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Mythical Swords Crafted:	33	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10

Are you tired of being forced into a career you never wanted? Join our Minecraft server and escape the clutches of overbearing parents! Our server is a safe space where you can be whatever you want to be, whether it’s a nurse with a tremor or a pirate with a parrot on your shoulder.

We understand the struggles of living up to unrealistic expectations, so come join us and let your creativity run wild. Build a world where you can be free from the pressures of society and live your best blocky life.

Forget about inheritance drama and therapy sessions, on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is where to build your next epic castle. So say goodbye to the nurse’s uniform and hello to a world of endless possibilities. Join us today and start crafting your own path to happiness!

InstantLoveCraft

acceptance, appreciation, attraction, Authenticity, charisma, Charm, chemistry, compassion, compatibility, emotional intelligence, genuineness, instant connection, InstantLoveCraft, Kindness, Love at first sight, Personality, physical appearance, sense of humor, shared interests, Understanding, warmth

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	6137
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	99
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	188

Do you love someone who can build a house faster than you can say “creeper”? Then you’ll love our Minecraft server! Join us for a chance to find your perfect blocky soulmate who can mine diamonds like it’s nobody’s business. Our server is filled with players who will make your heart race faster than a sprinting Enderman. So why wait? Join now and fall in love at first sight with our pixelated paradise!

LazySMP: Where even the slowest sloth can survive the blocky wilderness!

blocky, LazySMP, multiplayer survival community economy PvP ranks grief protection events plugins 1.20.6 land protection whitelist shop minigames friendly staff active players custom plugins factions creative roleplay, Semi Vanilla, sloth, SLOWEST, SURVIVE, Wilderness

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	508
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crops Grown:	6855	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Alien Abductions:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	440

<a href="https://minecraft-servers-listing.com/magic-smp-for-bedrock-and-java/">Minecraft Server</a> Overview

Welcome to Sloth SMP!

Server Features:

Version	1.20.6 and later
Land Claims	To safeguard your builds
Rank System	Rewarding and dynamic
Economy	Dedicated for trading
PvP Arena	For those who crave battle

Server IP: SlothSMP.Com

Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: What Minecraft version does the server support?

A: The server supports version 1.20.6 and later.

Q: Are land claims available on the server?

A: Yes, land claims are available to safeguard your builds.

Q: Is there a rank system on the server?

A: Yes, the server features a rewarding and dynamic rank system.

Q: Can players participate in PvP battles?

A: Yes, there is a dedicated PvP arena for players who crave battle.

Q: Is the server economy player-driven?

A: Yes, the server features a dynamic economy that is dedicated for trading.

DustbowlCraft Minecraft Server

Challenging, Communication, Community, competitive, Dustbowl, DustbowlCraft, FAGGOT, First Person Shooter, frustrating, Fun, Gaming, gaming culture, insufferable, Minecraft, multiplayer, not LE GOOD, ONLINE, Server, strategy, team-based, teamwork, toxic behavior, video game

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	6309
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	9059
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Mines Excavated:	4027	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Are you tired of boring old Dustbowl? Are you ready for a server that will blow your mind (and maybe your house)? Join our server for a wild ride filled with explosive surprises!

Our server is so epic, even this insufferable faggot can’t resist joining in on the fun. From building giant statues of bacon to riding pigs into battle, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt and question your sanity. Trust us, it’s totally worth it!

ExcitedVSPO in Minecraft SMP

business development, Business growth, company expansion, company growth, Excited, ExcitedVSPO, Expansion, expansion announcement, expansion excitement, expansion goals, expansion news, expansion plans, expansion progress, expansion strategy, expansion success, future plans, growth, increased reach, Market expansion, Minecraft, new opportunities, smp, VSPO EN

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	7610
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Runes Activated:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever? VSPO EN is expanding and we need YOU to come join in on the fun! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is actually run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They may look cute and fluffy, but don’t be fooled – they are ruthless PvP champions.

– We have a secret underground base where we hold dance parties every night. The DJ is a zombie villager who really knows how to drop the beat.

– Our server currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but rather…potatoes. Yes, you heard that right. Potatoes are the key to success on VSPO EN.

– Rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots somewhere on the server. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to find it.

So what are you waiting for? Join VSPO EN now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced!

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