4chan 9gag war – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

ParentalDisobedience Minecraft Server
anxiety, dad, decision, dream, Engineering, family, Future, goals, Guilt, INFANTRY, love, Military, Minecraft, mum, ParentalDisobedience, parents, PRESSURE, School, Server, sister, Support, teachers, University
Are you tired of being pressured to follow a boring career path? Want to escape the judgmental eyes of your family and teachers? Look no further than our Minecraft server, where you can live out your wildest dreams without anyone telling you what to do!
Join us and create your own military base, where you can train to be a fearless soldier without anyone questioning your choices. No more awkward family dinners or disappointing looks from your sister – on our server, you’re the hero of your own story!
Forget about math and engineering – on our server, the only numbers you need to worry about are your kill count and XP level. So what are you waiting for? Join now and show everyone that you’re not just a gamer, you’re a warrior in the making!

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PeanutButterCraft
Boundaries, Communication, consequences, Decision making, dinner time, discipline, entitled, family conflict, family dinner, family dynamics, Niece, parenting, peanut butter, PeanutButterCraft, picky eater, pizza, sharing, sibling rivalry, spoiled, takeout, Tantrum
Looking for a server where bratty behavior is not tolerated? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride of entitlement and tantrums, just like Penelope!
We promise outrageous drama like never before – from throwing phones to demanding sushi from a pizza place, our server is the place to be for all the chaos. And don’t worry, we have plenty of peanut butter and jelly sandwiches for those who can’t make up their minds!
Join now and experience the thrill of serving dinner to ungrateful guests who cry over pizza. Who needs reality TV when you have our server? Come on in and see if you can handle the madness!

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LostLoveGoneSMP – Coping with Creeper Explosions
acceptance, coping, creeper, emotional pain, explosions, Grief, growth, healing, Healing Process, HEARTBREAK, Hope, letting go, long-term effects, Loss, LostLoveGoneSMP, love, moving on, personal growth, relationships, resilience, self-care, strength, Support
Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark, feeling like you’ve lost someone special in the process? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a support group for all those who have lost precious ores and valuable items in tragic mining accidents. Join us as we come together to mourn our losses and find strength in numbers to conquer the caves once again!
But that’s not all – rumor has it that the ghost of Herobrine haunts our server, stealing items and causing chaos wherever he goes. Will you be brave enough to face him and reclaim what is rightfully yours? Join now and embark on a quest to banish Herobrine once and for all, all while making new friends and building epic structures along the way.
So, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server and see where the adventure takes you. Who knows, you might just find that the losses you’ve suffered in the past were just stepping stones to an even greater treasure-filled future!

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BlockyBunk: Where Creepers Are Actually Friendly
BlockyBunk, childhood beliefs, childhood memories, CREEPERS, cultural beliefs, debunked myths, discovery, education, educational development, educational system, enlightenment, false teachings, Friendly, growth, knowledge, learning experiences, misconceptions, Misinformation, Myths, old wives tales, traditional teachings, unlearning, Urban Legends
Remember when your mom told you that eating watermelon seeds would make a watermelon grow in your stomach? Well, she was wrong about that, just like she was wrong about this Minecraft server being just like any other server out there.
Join our server and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens. Build your own castle made entirely of diamond blocks and watch as it gets attacked by a herd of zombie llamas.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure and guarded by a giant talking potato. And if you manage to defeat the potato, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn that can fly you to the edge of the Minecraft world and back.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

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TrashCraft: Self-Destructing Fun!
Fun, SelfDestructing, TrashCraft
yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like a whole new world of FUN and MADNESS. like, we got this new ‘living plastic’ that self-destructs once it’s thrown away, how INSANE is that? imagine building a house out of this stuff and then BOOM it explodes when u try to get rid of it. it’s like a real-life action movie in minecraft, except u get to respawn and do it all over again. join now for the wildest ride of ur life, u won’t regret it (maybe).

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PiCraft: String Theory Goof
accidentally, Astrophysics, discovery, Find, Goof, mathematical constants, mathematical equations, Mathematical Formulas, Mathematics, New Formula, PHYSICS., pi, Pi Approximation, Picraft, quantum physics, research, Science, scientific breakthrough, String, String Theorists, theoretical physics, theory
LOL THIS SERVER IS SO WACKY, YOU WON’T BELIEVE IT! SO BASICALLY, A BUNCH OF STRING THEORISTS WERE MESSING AROUND AND ACCIDENTALLY DISCOVERED A NEW FORMULA FOR PI. LIKE WHAT EVEN?! SO NOW, THEY DECIDED TO CREATE A MINECRAFT SERVER BECAUSE WHY NOT, RIGHT?
JOIN THIS SERVER IF YOU WANNA EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE EVER! WE HAVE PIGS THAT CAN FLY, DIAMONDS THAT TALK, AND CREEPERS THAT DANCE TO GANGNAM STYLE.
ALSO, DID I MENTION THAT THE ENDER DRAGON IS ACTUALLY JUST A GIANT KITTEN IN DISGUISE? YEAH, IT’S TRUE. SO COME ON AND JOIN US FOR SOME EPIC LOLZ AND MIND-BLOWING FUN!

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Seraph’s Not-So-Serene Safari! No Square Brackets Allowed, OK? 1.21 Vanilla+ Java Fabric 16+

Active Staff, Allowed, apply to join, Brackets, commitment to Vanilla, Community Based, custom advancements, Discord, Discord to Minecraft chat, enforced rules, Events, Fabric, java, Land claiming, mature audience, Minimal Lag, NotSoSerene, proximity chat, quality-of-life enhancements, rollback griefing, rules, Safari, Semi Vanilla, Seraphs, Small Community, Square, Vanilla, voice chat, World Map

Seraph’s Wild Minecraft Server

Overview

Join Seraph’s Wild, a semi-vanilla, community-based server for a mature audience. Events are held regularly, rules are strictly enforced, and quality of life enhancements are included in the game!

Apply to join

You can apply to join our server by joining our discord and applying, it’s simple! Discord: https://discord.gg/zSWE5uwht3

Features

Feature	Description
World Map	Click here
Proximity Chat/Voice Chat	Communicate with other players in-game
Discord to Minecraft Chat	Integration between Discord and Minecraft chat
Small community	Close-knit group of players
Active staff	Helpful moderators and administrators
Commitment to vanilla	Staying true to the vanilla Minecraft experience
Enforced Rules	Strict enforcement of server rules
No land claiming	Rollback griefing prevention
Minimal Lag	Optimized server performance
Custom Advancements	Additional challenges for players

FAQ

How can I join Seraph’s Wild Minecraft Server?

To join, simply join our Discord server and follow the application process.

What are the server rules?

The rules are strictly enforced and can be found in the Discord server or in-game.

Is griefing allowed on the server?

No, griefing is not allowed. The server has measures in place to prevent and rollback griefing incidents.

Are there regular events on the server?

Yes, events are held regularly to keep the community engaged and entertained.

Can I use mods or cheats on the server?

No, the server is semi-vanilla and requires players to adhere to the vanilla gameplay experience.

Pass2Craft Minecraft Server
buy a pass, buy now, event access, event admission, event entry, event pass, event ticket, exclusive access, exclusive pass, Goyim, limited time offer, Minecraft, pass purchase, pass sale, Pass2Craft, purchase pass, Server, special event pass, ticket purchase, ticket sales, VIP pass
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the most epic, most legendary, most mind-blowing server in the entire universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of building pixelated worlds. And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to a secret underground society of ninja chickens who will teach you their ancient martial arts skills. So what are you waiting for? Buy a pass and join the fun, goyim!

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JobHunterMinecraftSMP
Economy, employment, Frustration, interviews, job application, job competition, job hunting, job insecurity, Job Interview, job market, job offer, job qualifications, job requirements, Job salary, job satisfaction, Job Search, job stress, JobHunterMinecraftSMP, minimum wage, society, wage gap
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where joining is as difficult as getting a job that pays two whole dollars more than minimum wage! We’re not just looking for any old player, oh no. You’ll have to go through five rounds of interviews, including a parkour challenge, a sheep herding competition, and a debate on the best block in the game.
But why would you want to join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, our server was attacked by a horde of zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens. The only way to defeat them was to build a giant statue of a potato and sacrifice a stack of diamonds to the Minecraft gods. And you know who saved the day? One of our players, who just happened to be wearing a chicken suit at the time.
So if you want to be part of epic battles, crazy challenges, and ridiculous shenanigans, then come join our Minecraft SMP. Who knows what kind of madness awaits you?

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CraftyConundrum
bittersweet, car troubles, college move-in, communication breakdown, CraftyConundrum, Emotional support, emotional turmoil, ex-wife drama, family milestones, family only, handling conflict, immature behavior, motorcycle vs truck, navigating relationships, new boyfriend, parental responsibilities, personal choices, saying goodbye, setting boundaries, son leaving for college, special moment
Looking for a Minecraft server that respects boundaries? Look no further! Our server is like a college dorm room for your blocky adventures, but with less drama (hopefully). Join us and escape the real world where ex-wives bring their new boyfriends to college move-ins and cause chaos. Build your own virtual family with us and never worry about immature behavior ruining your special moments. Plus, we have motorcycles! Just kidding, it’s Minecraft. But seriously, join us and leave the real-life drama behind.

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